Wednesday, January 20, 2016

New Ink Pitt--Brown...Found

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Aftermath pt. 3 of 3: Brown...Found
The Manly WOMAN?!?

Manly Man Brown awoke to find himself strapped to a metal table with a white sheet covering his body.  The last thing he remembered was running out of the elevator of Screenface’s hideout, behind Billy G and the other Manlies.  Then everything went dark.  Brown struggled to remember what had happened to him.  The sound of clicking heels on a solid surface broke his though process.  A moment later, he was looking up at the face of Mark├ęta!

“You are awake!  Good!  Screenface wishes to speak with you.”  Brown looked to his right, and saw Screenface walking towards him, moving away from a background of flashing panels and view screens that stood behind him.

“Hello Brown!  Do you know why you are here?”  Brown shook his head.  “I, Screenface, chose to save one Manly Man dupe from the Boom!  I chose you!  It was a difficult choice, because all you Manlies were special, with unique talents--talents I care nothing about haha!  I lie, because the choice was not difficult at all!  All you Manlies are pretty much the same in terms of DNA and any of you would have worked for my...project.  You were just the unlucky last one to leave the elevator when my men grabbed you and chloroformed you!”

Brown began to speak, but was interrupted by Screenface.

“So what is this project, Brown?  Well, it is more like an experiment!  You see, I need a test subject for my ‘gay’ gas.”  After being exposed to it by the Original Manly Man, I realized that it did not make me gay, but it did make me feel like a woman!  I conjectured  that prolonged exposure would make a man into a woman!  Until today, I had never taken  the exposure to that level!”

Screenface put his hand on Brown’s shoulder.  “Until today, now that you’ve been exposed to the gas while unconscious for 2 days!”  Screenface moved his hand down to the white sheet.  Brown was taking his first look down and noticed something was different!  Screenface slid the sheet down to reveal two large female breasts in place of Brown’s muscular Manly Man chest!

“Welcome to you new life, Brown...or should I call you...the MANLY WOMAN? Hahahahah!!”


NEXT:  SEARCH FOR THE CHARGER
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 3, 2016

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All characters appearing in this work

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Monday, January 18, 2016

New Ink Pitt--Fate of Bates

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Aftermath pt. 2 of 3: Fate of Bates

Officer Bates fell to the ground, several yards away from the office building explosion.  The impact had sent him flying through the air.  In his last moments before losing consciousness, Bates realized that this might well be his end.  He would be surprised however, to awaken sometime later lying unhurt in a darkened alley.  As he strained to figure out where he was and how he was not injured or dead, he was aware of strange voices all around him.  Bates looked around and saw shadowy figures.  His eyes adjusted to the darkness to see that the the figures wore dark robes with hoods.  Their speech became more clear and Bates could understand it.  All of them seemed to be speaking at once, and repeating the same lines over and over.  They said...

"You have been chosen Officer Rick Bates.  You will come with us now."

Before Bates could get to his feet and offer any protest or resistance, the hooded figures simultaneously lifted their arms and Bates once more lost consciousness.  They then gathered him up and carried him off.


NEXT:  BROWN...FOUND
WEDNESDAY JANUARY 20, 2016

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are (C) 2016 Joshua Dyson & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work

are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

New Ink Pitt--In the Rubble

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Aftermath pt. 1 of 3: In the Rubble

Billy G coughed as he lifted himself up to a sitting position.  Though he and the Manlies had escaped the building in time, the impact of the explosion had caused a shockwave that sent debris and dust flying everywhere.  Billy G had taken cover on the ground behind his truck.  In the chaos of getting to safety, he had lost track of the others.

Suddenly, the sound of another cough rose from the dust.  Billy G squinted his eyes, straining to see who it was.  The smiling face of Manly Man Yellow appeared as he emerged from the smoke.

“Wow!  I like bringing the house down with my comedy, but this is ridiculous!  How are you folks tonight?”

Billy G looked at Yellow and then around to see who he was talking to through the smoke.  No one was visible.

“I’m not so good!  Just survived an explosion, and that’s not the worst of it!  Survived it with a redneck, a guy who thinks he’s a dog, a vampire, and a tree hugger!”

Some of the rubble nearby suddenly shifted, scaring Yellow and Billy G.  “Oh my goodness…Manly Man Yellow!  Your jokes are still terrible!!!”  The Original Manly Man rose from the rocks that had covered him.

“Oh Billy G!  There you are!  Nice to see a real man other than myself around here!  Gaymerica proved just how very unmanly…in the physical sense…all my dupes are!  Think of how awful it would have been for me to try and get it on with Gaymerica, getting all stuck to him hehe until I sucked him right up!”

Billy G gritted his teeth and jumped to his feet, ready to attack the Original Manly Man!
Yellow held him back.

“Ya got some explain’ ta do, Manly Man!  What did ya do ta Gaymerica?!?"

The Manly Man giggled.  "Oh don't worry about him, Billy G!  Let's ditch my dupes and run off together!

Billy G prepared to punch the Manly Man, but was distracted by the arrival of Safari and Midnight.  Safari ran up to Billy G on all fours and rubbed against his legs.  Billy G patted him on the head.

"Glad ta see you too, Safari.  Welcome back, Midnight!  Where's Brown?"

Midnight frowned.  "He vas behind me ven ve got off the elevator.  Then the explosion happened, and I lost him!"

Billy G immediately turned his attention back to the Manly Man.

"Don't look at me!  I was the first one off the elevator, and didn't touch any of my dupes--this time--hehe!"  Manly Man put his hands on his hips and tried to act sexy to entice Billy G.

Billy G grabbed Manly Man by the arms.  "Ya might not have had anythin' ta do with Brown goin' missin,' but you are the person we came ta get!  You tried to kill Gaymerica and your dupes and ah think ya should be punished for yore crimes!"  Manly Man giggled since he liked the punishment idea.  "So the question is, what are we gon' do with you?"


NEXT:  FATE OF BATES
MONDAY JANUARY 18, 2016

All characters, stories, photos, drawings, and performances
are (C) 2015 Joshua Dyson & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work

are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental


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Collects all 24 pages of the Season 1 comic strip
First appearance of the comic strip version of Mr. Peepers!
$2.99 plus shipping!  For Mature Readers.



 


Also available for purchase: the Peeper #8 for only 99 cents!
Latest issue of the comedy newsletter from October 2015!
This issue includes Mr. Peepers' participation in a Zombie Walk
and Billy G's first Costume Contest!  Plus, a bonus article about 
new comic book convention, SODA CITY COMIC CON!