Shit Pitt--Stable of Staleness

Shit Pitt--Showdown for Snigger pt. 3 of 5: “Stable of Staleness”

The Rosewood Cowboy pulled his pants up by his belt. He was about to use his four-legged reform technique to free Snigger the horse from the mental grip of Coach Spurrier!

“Now yew lissen here, Spurrier…I know yew got Snigger under some sorta mind control, but it ends now! Once I use my four-legged reform technique, Snigger will regain his senses and kick yew in the nuts!”

Spurrier grinned. He was still naked and a bit excited. “Shut up, Cowboy! There ain’t nothing ya can do…me and Snigger is in love!”

The Cowboy got down on all fours, and looked up directly into the eyes of his horse, Snigger. As Snigger locked eyes with him, the Cowboy remembered how his four-legged reform technique had changed the lives of so many! It’s power had even helped destroy Shithead! There was no doubt in his mind that it would restore his best friend now!

Spurrier began to laugh at the Cowboy’s actions, deeming them ridiculous and a bit odd. Not that he had any room to talk, in light of his marriage to a horse.

The Cowboy focused on his friend Snigger. As their eyes remained locked, it was as if they shared a telepathic rapport, and had shut out everything around them in order to restore their friendship. The Cowboy reached down into the deep symbolic stable of staleness where Snigger had been trapped. He reached down, and grabbed hold of his friend! The Cowboy began to bark, as is customary with the four-legged reform technique. Snigger’s visage changed immediately, as he began to regain his senses!

“What the hell?!?” Spurrier got nervous as he saw the difference in Snigger. He resolved to stop it, even if it meant finally revealing his “way” with four-legged creatures! He ran over to Snigger and began to rub his belly, “coaxing” the animal as he had before. Snigger was resistant at first, but he suddenly began to mellow out again and acted indifferent to the Cowboy, who was still barking and on all fours.

“See there, Cowboy! You ain’t gon take mah wife! Better go find ya a mare and marry her, because Snigger is MINE!”

The Cowboy gritted his teeth in anger. It was clear he was going to have to push the envelope if he was going to get Snigger back!

“Yew think so, hmm? Well yew ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Yew’re about ta find out just how powerful mah reform technique can be! The barkin’ on all fours is just a scratch on the surface!”

With that, the Cowboy pulled off one of his boots and unzipped his pants…

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