Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Peepers' Pitt--Peepers v.s. Interaction

Peepers’ Pitt--The Last Battle pt. 1 of 3:  “Peepers vs. Interaction” 

THE LAST BATTLE PHOTOS BY MR. PEEPERS
CELLOPHANE BY CELLOPHANE THE BAND

The Last Battle?  Peepers pondered this term as he got up from the ground.  There had been no first battle in his Peepers’ Pitt, so how could there be a last one?  More importantly, was everything involving Trodemus and Johnny Pizzazz in his Pitt just as false as his episode with the “perfect woman?”  Such a deception, capable of fooling the godlike Peepers, would take great power to orchestrate.  None of the inhabitants in Peepers’ Pitt possessed such power, yet there they stood, claiming to have Peepers’ “number.”

“Peepers perplex.  How Charlie Pumpkin headed Census worker get Peepers’ number?  Also, what he plan to do with it?   Peepers hope you not prank call Peepers!”

Charlie Decaye frowned, though it was difficult to tell since he always has what looked like a scowl on his face.  “Peepers, we finally know how to defeat you!”

Peepers smirked.  “Yes, and Peepers throw all his nudie magazines away tomorrow!  Peepers glad Charlie joke with him, since he have serious issue to tell him about his census information!  Peepers lie and say several girls in nudie magazines actually live with Peepers!”

Choo Choo Andrews, railroad man, stepped up.  “It’s true!  We know how to defeat you, and then we’re all goin’ home!”

“Peepers think you been riding rails too long, Choo Choo!  Peepers is all-powerful here in his Peepers’ Pitt!  You may have fool Peepers into believing Trodemus/Pizzazz and Perfect Woman scenarios, but you make one mistake--you not defeat Peepers when he distracted!”

“We’s gon’ stop you, and then I’s gon go home and get sometin’ to eat!”  Humphrey began to hobble over towards Peepers.

“Squawk! Squawk!” Birdy Nok Nok agreed.

“You said my Lucy had a dirty hoo ha!”  Jervas Clinkscales chimed in.  “You gon’ pay for insultin’ mah numbah one ho!”

Boris the Russian, Lucy, Van Punker, and all the rest began to surround Peepers.  Peepers laughed at them.  There was nothing they could do to contain or defeat his godlike power!
Peepers concentrated, and waited for his glasses to glow with godlike energy as it had so many times before.  Peepers was shocked when nothing happened!

The mob surrounded Peepers, and grabbed hold of him, pushing themselves up against Peepers in a great violation of personal space!  Though they were not physically harming him (yet) the sudden barrage of unwanted human contact was just too much for Peepers!  It had been so long since he’d had this much interaction!  Perhaps he’d never had this much!  Peepers detested this loss of control as he was forced out of his observational role into interaction!   He grew claustrophobic at the closeness of the bodies around him.  His fear grew until he finally screamed and let out a flash of white energy that propelled everyone away from him.

Peepers looked around to see all his opponents in this “last battle.”  They had fallen, but no harm had come to them from the energy.  Peepers smirked.  This meant they would learn their lesson and he could go back to observing them.  He then looked down at his outfit.  It was not longer white, with a black eye design on it, as it had been since he gained the godlike power of the whitespace.  It was now gray!  Peepers felt his hair to notice it had changed as well!   His trademark bangs had somehow been lifted into a bizarre fauxhawk!  His glasses also felt strangely, and he removed them to see that they no longer had white lenses, but had now changed to orange and green!

Peepers did not comprehend what had happened, but did not have time to ponder it further, as a very loud crashing sound filled the air!  The ground shook each time the sound was heard.  A moment later, and Peepers realized that his “last battle” was not over yet, as the giant figure of Kamola, the Thai lady, appeared from behind a building…

NEXT:  PEEPERS V.S. KAMOLA!
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4, 2014
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