Wednesday, June 25, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Bathroom Investigation

New Ink Pitt--Seeker of Specters pt. 2 of 6:  “Bathroom Investigation” 
Trodemus & Belinda "discuss" the vibrator

Trodemus held the whirring vibrator in his hand as he eyed it with suspicion.  He then looked over at his lady love.

“Belinda?  Is this yours?”

Belinda blushed slightly and looked away with a smile on her face.

“Umm well, yes it is, Troddie!  I um--forgot I had that!”

Trodemus frowned.  “I did not know you had a…vibrator.  I thought that the Pleasures of Doom were enough for you!”

Belinda looked guilty.  “Well, the pleasure you give me is enough, Troddie!  It’s just… sometimes I get lonely and…um… I need a bit more.”

“Bah!  Do not tell Trodemus that his Phallus of Fortune is insufficient to totally satisfy you!”

Belinda looked down at the floor.  “Troddie, I--”

“Not another word, Woman!  We need to go into the bathroom and investigate it for the ghost now!  We will discuss this later, away from prying eyes!”  With that, Trodemus put an arm around Belinda’s rather sizeable waist, and whisked her into the bathroom and shut the door behind!  The camera crew, Potbellied Ninja, and Dark Cat stood outside the locked bathroom.  They noticed that Trodemus had left his EMF meter on the bed.  How would he investigate the bathroom for the ghost without it?

Inside, Trodemus sat his lady love on the bathroom sink and began to investigate the new found pleasure of including a vibrator in their lovemaking.  He slid the now switched-off vibrator along the curves of her voluptuous form slowly and carefully.

“Ohh, Troddie! Mmmmm!”

“Now tell me,” Trodemus asked as he continued to rub the vibrator across Belinda. “where did you place this vibrator?”  Belinda licked her lips and pointed downwards.

“Ah! I thought so!  Well then, perhaps Trodemus can help you with it this time?”  Belinda shook her head as a big smile formed across her face.  Trodemus held the vibrator in the air, and switched it on.  Before he could move the vibrator to its intended destination, an invisible force took hold of it and knocked it out of Trodemus’ hand!  It flew across the bathroom and bounced off the wall before falling to the floor…

NEXT:  SEEKER OF SPECTRES  pt. 3--Restaurant Investigation 
WEDNESDAY, JULY 2, 2014
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are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

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