Peepers’ Pitt--The Gray Experience pt. 2 of 6: “Power of the Pittians"
Humphrey Hobo and Choo Andrews searched the rubble for Mr. Peepers. Behind them were the other "Pittians," of the Peepers' Pitt. Charlie Decaye lead the odd assortment of Jervas Clinkscales and his #1 ho Lucy, Van Punker, Boris the Russian solider, the Mad Tinkerer with his robot, and the EMT Man! Overhead, bird-man Birdy Nok Nok flew in an attempt to better scout the area.
"I's can't fine Mr. Peepers nowhere! I's search every trash can and under every piece'a rock! Not fine Mr. Peepers, but I fine this!" Humphrey held up a plastic sandwich bag with a half-eaten, spoiled tuna fish sandwich. He offered some to Choo Choo, who nearly threw up when he smelled it. "Thas ok! Mo fo me!" Hunchbacked Humphrey then sat down on some rubble and ate it all up.
"What happened?" Choo Choo spoke. "Where are the abilities Glademus promised us? We are going to need them to find Mr. Peepers!"
Charlie Decaye walked up, nearly frightening Humphrey out of eating his sandwich. The Kind Man with the Mean Face was concerned. "I don't know. Glademus said that we'd absorb some of Mr. Peepers' power after we touched him and he let out that burst of light."
Jervas Clinkscales cut in. In one hand he held his pimp cane, and with his other, he held the arm of his #1 ho, Lucy. "Ey man! I ain't wantin' no powers; I just want to find Mistuh Peepahs and pay him back fo saying my Lucy got a dirty hoo ha! Then I wanna go home! Bizness here is terrible! That foool Glademus probably lied to us!"
Suddenly, a white burst of light appeared right in front of them. It faded to reveal Glademus, Prophet of Optimism! "You guys have to stop being so negative! I certainly did not lie to you! You do have powers after that first interaction with Peepers, but I didn't allow you access to them until now. So be empowered my Pittians, now!
With that, white energy appeared, starting with the EMT Man in the back, and working its way up through the group of Pittians until it reached Humphrey up front! The energy then lessened and concentrated itself to certain areas on each individual. It centered on the head of the EMT Man, where the letters were written on his forehead. With the Mad Tinkerer, it stayed in his hands, and his robot seemed charge up as his light panels brightened! Boris the Russian soldier's muscles increased in size, much to the delight of Lucy, whose breasts grew a few cup sizes larger at the same moment! Jervas' hands absorbed the energy, and grew freakishly larger, which only served to piss him off. It was evidently supposed to increase his "pimp slapping" skills. Van Punker absorbed the energy into his throat and fingers, which gave him an amplified voice and air guitar skills that actually produced sound! Charlie Decaye absorbed the energy into his face, and gained the power to switch between his pumpkin-scare face to that of a normal-looking white guy face. Choo choo absorbed the energy into his feet, and gained the power to levitate and move forward like a train above the ground along with an ability to create smoke from his mouth. Humphrey absorbed the energy into his stomach, which gave him the ability to stay well-nourished, but just short of being full. He also gained tracking abilities one step above his normal hobo skills. Birdy Nok Nok absorbed the energy into his wings above.
"Great!" Glademus beamed with pride. "Now, you are no longer separate individuals brought together randomly. You are a unit, unified by your powers and your mission! You are the Pittians and your mission is to find Mr. Peepers! Go and capture him, and I will send you home!"
NEXT: ALLEYWAY ATTACK
SPECIAL DAY--THIS SATURDAY JANUARY 17, 2015
"I's can't fine Mr. Peepers nowhere! I's search every trash can and under every piece'a rock! Not fine Mr. Peepers, but I fine this!" Humphrey held up a plastic sandwich bag with a half-eaten, spoiled tuna fish sandwich. He offered some to Choo Choo, who nearly threw up when he smelled it. "Thas ok! Mo fo me!" Hunchbacked Humphrey then sat down on some rubble and ate it all up.
"What happened?" Choo Choo spoke. "Where are the abilities Glademus promised us? We are going to need them to find Mr. Peepers!"
Charlie Decaye walked up, nearly frightening Humphrey out of eating his sandwich. The Kind Man with the Mean Face was concerned. "I don't know. Glademus said that we'd absorb some of Mr. Peepers' power after we touched him and he let out that burst of light."
Jervas Clinkscales cut in. In one hand he held his pimp cane, and with his other, he held the arm of his #1 ho, Lucy. "Ey man! I ain't wantin' no powers; I just want to find Mistuh Peepahs and pay him back fo saying my Lucy got a dirty hoo ha! Then I wanna go home! Bizness here is terrible! That foool Glademus probably lied to us!"
Suddenly, a white burst of light appeared right in front of them. It faded to reveal Glademus, Prophet of Optimism! "You guys have to stop being so negative! I certainly did not lie to you! You do have powers after that first interaction with Peepers, but I didn't allow you access to them until now. So be empowered my Pittians, now!
With that, white energy appeared, starting with the EMT Man in the back, and working its way up through the group of Pittians until it reached Humphrey up front! The energy then lessened and concentrated itself to certain areas on each individual. It centered on the head of the EMT Man, where the letters were written on his forehead. With the Mad Tinkerer, it stayed in his hands, and his robot seemed charge up as his light panels brightened! Boris the Russian soldier's muscles increased in size, much to the delight of Lucy, whose breasts grew a few cup sizes larger at the same moment! Jervas' hands absorbed the energy, and grew freakishly larger, which only served to piss him off. It was evidently supposed to increase his "pimp slapping" skills. Van Punker absorbed the energy into his throat and fingers, which gave him an amplified voice and air guitar skills that actually produced sound! Charlie Decaye absorbed the energy into his face, and gained the power to switch between his pumpkin-scare face to that of a normal-looking white guy face. Choo choo absorbed the energy into his feet, and gained the power to levitate and move forward like a train above the ground along with an ability to create smoke from his mouth. Humphrey absorbed the energy into his stomach, which gave him the ability to stay well-nourished, but just short of being full. He also gained tracking abilities one step above his normal hobo skills. Birdy Nok Nok absorbed the energy into his wings above.
"Great!" Glademus beamed with pride. "Now, you are no longer separate individuals brought together randomly. You are a unit, unified by your powers and your mission! You are the Pittians and your mission is to find Mr. Peepers! Go and capture him, and I will send you home!"
NEXT: ALLEYWAY ATTACK
SPECIAL DAY--THIS SATURDAY JANUARY 17, 2015
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