Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Shit Pitt--Spurrier & Snigger


The Rosewood Cowboy wants his horse back!


Shit Pitt--Spurrier & Snigger pt. 2 of 3: “Pickup Pursuit”

Coach Spurrier flew with wild excitement down the road! On the back of Snigger, the Rosewood Cowboy’s horse, Spurrier felt anything was possible! The mighty beast galloped with an insane fury along the dirt road leaving the Cowboy’s farm. His rider, the Cocky Coach himself, was thrilled! Longing to once more feel the unusual bond between himself and the horse, Spurrier had sought Snigger out, and “horse-napped” him!

Spurrier had taken Snigger from the Cowboy’s farm, but the horse had put up no resistance at all! It seemed like Snigger was more than happy to let the old coach ride on his back, and direct him wherever Spurrier wanted. Spurrier’s ability to “coax” Snigger was uncanny indeed.

“YEE HAWW GIDDYUP SNIGGER! YOU FINE BOOGER YOU!” Spurrier held Snigger’s bridle with one hand, and smacked the horse’s butt with the other. He was having the time of his life! “WE GON’ HAVE US A GREAT TIME!”

Suddenly, a gunshot rang out from behind, and a bullet shot past Spurrier, barely missing the bill of his trademark visor while his head was turned to the side! Spurrier looked back, and saw an oversized pickup truck! It was Chance Clemens, the Rosewood Cowboy, in hot pursuit of his stolen horse and Spurrier! Clemens pointed a shiny pistol out of his truck window. “Who…the hell…do ya think yew are? Try ta..take mah horse--gon’ pay…the price!” He took some more shots, but missed. The Cowboy then spat out the window as he pressed his foot all the way to the floor, speeding the pickup truck up! Spurrier got scared. No matter how fast Snigger could run, there was no way he could outdistance a pickup truck! The truck grew closer until it was right up behind Spurrier and Snigger. Snigger struggled to outrun it, but it was impossible. Spurrier turned to see the Cowboy barely ten feet away from him, pointing his pistol. He pulled the trigger once more…


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