Monday, August 1, 2011

Pitt Report--Fightin' Irish



New Ink Pitt--Lenny’s Lifestyle pt. 4 of 5: “Fightin Irish”
Last time, Lenny attempted to get Rachel to relax in the Irish pub by showing her an Irish dance. Rachel was impressed by Lenny’s moves and was finally starting to enjoy herself! The fun was short lived, however, as a man in the pub tried to flirt with Rachel! When the man put his hand on Rachel, Lenny got “peesed off,” and demanded that the man leave her alone. The man refused, and grabbed Rachel’s arm, which sent Lenny into action!

Now, Lenny stood facing the man, ready to fight! The man held a broken beer bottle, and pointed the sharp edges in the direction of the leprechaun.

“Ya bit me, ya little bastard! Ya gonna pay for that!” He started to move forward, but before he could make a single step, Lenny ran under the man’s legs! The man looked down.
“What ya tryin’ ta do? Ya ain’t gonna get away from m--” The man quickly grabbed his crotch as Lenny ran out from under him with a grin on his face. Lenny had headbutted the man in the crotch! The man fell to the floor in pain! Lenny walked around with his little chest stuck out. He then jumped up on the man’s back and started trash-talking!

“Well, well, well…what we got here? A big bleedin’ buffoon! Thought ye was a tough guy and ye was gonna beat the little leprechaun up, didja? Ye sure don’t know me well do ye? Let me introduce meself. Me name is Lenny the Leprechaun, and I don’t get beat easy! But…when it comes to beatin’--I raise more green hell than a banshee on her period!” Lenny then began to pummel the man with his fists and feet, punching and kicking him senseless! Rachel, who was horrified at the sight of Lenny so violently beating the man, took her cellphone and called the one person she knew could help--Brother Brad!

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