Shit Pitt--Rebellion Roadblock

Will the Rebellion stop Spurrier's Wedding?

Shit Pitt--Bridle Vows pt. 1 of 5: “Rebellion Roadblock”
Spurrier sat on Snigger’s back as they returned to the Rosewood Cowboy’s farm. He looked around and felt a sense of disgust. He had worked so hard to rescue Snigger the horse from this place, now they had been forced to come back! The Reverend Reynolds had agreed to marry Coach Spurrier and Snigger on one condition--they had to return to the Cowboy’s farm. Reynolds had refused to marry them somewhere else as Spurrier had hoped. The Cocky Coach had suggested other places such as the Crockaboose, the Prove It Ground, and even Spurrier’s own college football stadium! Reynolds said no to all, stating that he could not leave the Shitling prison on the Cowboy’s farm since his “work with them was at a critical stage.” Spurrier tried other ministers and Justices of the Peace, but NO ONE wanted to unite a man and a horse! So, Spurrier agreed, but only after calling his contacts at the jail where the Cowboy was being held, to make sure he was still there. Spurrier didn’t want to walk into some kind of trap by going back to the Cowboy’s farm.

Satisfied that the Cowboy was still unable to interfere in his marriage to Snigger, Coach Spurrier got to thinking about how the farm was actually the perfect location. What better place was there to take Snigger away from the Cowboy forever? Once married, Spurrier could constantly reiterate the fact that he took away the Cowboy’s prized possession, on his OWN LAND! Spurrier smiled smugly as they approached the large ranch house that had served as the Rebellion’s base of operations during the Shit War. Spurrier wondered about the other members of the Rebellion, and what they were up to. The Cocky Coach had only been on the run for a week. Was the entire rebellion STILL hanging around, and how would they feel about the Cowboy being thrown in jail due to his dealings?

Spurrier’s question was answered quickly, as the Alienated Alien, Optic Ink Eye, appeared on the front porch! The OIE saw Spurrier, and quickly went off in one of his fits of insanity, spouting undecipherable sounds that have been said to be words in his native tongue. Spurrier cussed as Johnny Pizzazz, Vinnie Love, a newly-healed Betram Bunny appeared a moment later. Coach Spurrier thought that Reverend Reynolds would have kept this all a secret. Yet, from the looks of things, Reynolds had told everyone! They knew he had taken Snigger, and most likely, about his indirect action that resulted in the Cowboy’s arrest! How was he going to prevent his old friends in the Rebellion from getting in the way of his marriage to the horse he loved more than life itself? He was about to find out…

COMING IN OCTOBER: THE RESOLUTION OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF DOOM STORYLINE!

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