New Ink Pitt--Misfortune of Doom pt. 5 of 6: “Death of Finances"
Trodemus and Belinda stood on the doorstep of the Psychic Parlor of Doom, confronted by Death! The skeletal specter wore a green robe and floated above the ground. The ghosts from the Book of Riches carried Trodemus' money to Death, where it turned to ash!
"Death! What are YOU doing here?" Trodemus shouted up at him.
Death spoke in his gravelly voice. "Trodemus...I have come...to bring destruction to your finances!"
"What?!?" Trodemus questioned. "You told me back at the haunted house that you were not responsible for the ruination of my business!"
Death cackled uncontrollably. He then stared down at Trodemus with his eyeless skull. "I lied! Yet, Death is not responsible!"
"How can you not be responsible?!? You just said you were!"
Death pulled his green cowl over his head. He then lowered his head as his body vibrated. "Death is not...but I am!!!"
His vibrating body began to somehow shoot off sparks of different colored lights. He had become a living firework! Then, the lights faded, and the vibrating stopped. Death was gone, and in his place was...STARDUST!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2014Trodemus and Belinda stood on the doorstep of the Psychic Parlor of Doom, confronted by Death! The skeletal specter wore a green robe and floated above the ground. The ghosts from the Book of Riches carried Trodemus' money to Death, where it turned to ash!
"Death! What are YOU doing here?" Trodemus shouted up at him.
Death spoke in his gravelly voice. "Trodemus...I have come...to bring destruction to your finances!"
"What?!?" Trodemus questioned. "You told me back at the haunted house that you were not responsible for the ruination of my business!"
Death cackled uncontrollably. He then stared down at Trodemus with his eyeless skull. "I lied! Yet, Death is not responsible!"
"How can you not be responsible?!? You just said you were!"
Death pulled his green cowl over his head. He then lowered his head as his body vibrated. "Death is not...but I am!!!"
His vibrating body began to somehow shoot off sparks of different colored lights. He had become a living firework! Then, the lights faded, and the vibrating stopped. Death was gone, and in his place was...STARDUST!
NEXT: STARDUST EXPLAINS
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