New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes INTERLUDE: “Billy G's Benefit Yard Sale ”
TAKEN FROM BILLY G'S ITEM DESCRIPTION ON A POPULAR ONLINE AUCTION WEBSITE:
"Hey, how ya’ll doin? This here’s the one and only Billy G. Hydrick and ah need yore help! See, mah friend, the Manly Man Safari…well he got hurt! Someone shot him in the ass when we wuz getting ready to go skinny dippin! Ah had already got mah clothes off, and wuz nekkid as the day ah came inta the world, and then BOOM somebody went and shot Safari in the ass! Well, anyway, whoever it is, just wait till Billy G. gets ahold of you! Ah might raise some hell like mah older brother, Trevor! Well, seeing as how the Manly Men have been targeted by an assassin, it ain't no surprise that Safari got shot. Trouble is, we got no money since Manly Man Gaymerica went into hidin’ and the other Manlies split as well! So ah tried selling some of mah items in a yard sale. It didn’t go too well, so ah figgered ah’d come on here…the wild and wooly web, and put some of mah stuff up for auction on this site! I am selling mah sock monkey, Dave! Ah used ta sleep with him when ah was scared'a the dark! Ah also got mah colorful 1980's sweater for sale! It ain't been washed in about 2 decades, so it's still gotta vintage 1980's smell!"
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com
NEXT: TARGETING MANLY MAN YELLOW
WEDNESDAY JUNE 10, 2015
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| Billy G with Sock Monkey & 80's Sweater! |
"Hey, how ya’ll doin? This here’s the one and only Billy G. Hydrick and ah need yore help! See, mah friend, the Manly Man Safari…well he got hurt! Someone shot him in the ass when we wuz getting ready to go skinny dippin! Ah had already got mah clothes off, and wuz nekkid as the day ah came inta the world, and then BOOM somebody went and shot Safari in the ass! Well, anyway, whoever it is, just wait till Billy G. gets ahold of you! Ah might raise some hell like mah older brother, Trevor! Well, seeing as how the Manly Men have been targeted by an assassin, it ain't no surprise that Safari got shot. Trouble is, we got no money since Manly Man Gaymerica went into hidin’ and the other Manlies split as well! So ah tried selling some of mah items in a yard sale. It didn’t go too well, so ah figgered ah’d come on here…the wild and wooly web, and put some of mah stuff up for auction on this site! I am selling mah sock monkey, Dave! Ah used ta sleep with him when ah was scared'a the dark! Ah also got mah colorful 1980's sweater for sale! It ain't been washed in about 2 decades, so it's still gotta vintage 1980's smell!"
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com
NEXT: TARGETING MANLY MAN YELLOW
WEDNESDAY JUNE 10, 2015
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