Wednesday, July 15, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Feeling the Dupe

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 9 of 12:  Feeling the Dupe
Gaymerica in the Limo

The Original Manly Man got out of Manly Man Gaymerica’s stretch limo.  He was parked in the alley behind the abandoned warehouse that had been his secret hideout.
Manly Man opened the back door of the limo to pull out the unconscious Gaymerica.

“End of the road, Sugar!  Gotta get you into my hideout because once your ‘AmbASSadors’ read the message I left, they’ll be here in no time!”

Gaymerica’s body was strewn across the back seat, appearing as if it had gotten thrown around during the drive.

“Oh my goodness look at you!  Do I drive that badly?  You gotta pull yourself together, Sugar!  A real Manly Man doesn’t go around looking like a drunken man whore!  Have some poise…and close those legs!”

“Ooo but if you were a drunken man whore, and not my duplicate, then it’d be okay and we’d have ourselves a fun time hehe!”

Manly Man leaned forward to pull Gaymerica towards the open doorway, but then paused and admired “himself.”

“Hmm I--you --sure have some nice biceps there, Sugar!  Very impressive!  Not as big as the original, but not bad!  Let me get a feel!”

Manly Man put one hand on Gaymerica’s bicep, and attempted to run his fingers across it.  He discovered it was impossible as his entire hand was stuck in one spot!

“Oh my goodness, what is that sticky stuff?  Have you been playing with yourself back here during the drive? Hehe!”

Manly Man moved his arm around in an attempt to free his hand from the stickiness of Gaymerica, but was unable to budge.  Suddenly Manly Man felt a slight tingly feeling that built up to a shock that somehow separated the two.

“Eeowtch!!”  Manly Man pulled himself out of the car quickly. “Ooo sugar, what was that?!?”

Manly Man resolved that putting on some gloves might help.  He was right.  After donning his pink gloves, he was able to touch Gaymerica without getting sticky or shocked.  He then lifted Gaymerica’s unconscious body and placed him on a stretcher.

“Good thing I got this rolling bed out of the hospital!  Makes pushing your sexy ass around a lot easier!  Once I get you into my hideout, we’re going to have so much fun together!  Gotta wash that stickiness off your body first though hehe!”

Manly Man opened the padlocked door that Officer Bates had gone through when he first arrived.  He then rolled Gaymerica in.

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  LETTER IN LIPSTICK
WEDNESDAY JULY 22, 2015

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