Shit Pitt--Sway of the Sweater pt. 1 of 8: Sweater's Sway
Clementine watched as the red bubble of energy that separated him from the ocean rose. The pitch blackness faded to once more reveal the blue green water. As the bubble drew nearer to the surface, light was once more visible. Clementine looked up through the quickly diminishing water to see the light of the morning sun. Finally, the bubble made it to the surface. Clementine could see the sky above and the island of Tutuila right in front of him! The bubble was somewhat offshore, but began moving quickly towards the island. Clementine was beginning to make out a figure standing on the island. His heart sank as he knew it to be the form of Halabaad, who was possessed by Shithead! It was only a matter of time before he'd be possessed too! His sweater was back on, and once Shithead came in contact with it, the shit within its fibers would take Clementine over!
The bubble slid up onto the shore and promptly "burst," knocking Clementine off his feet and leaving him a bit startled! Halabaad then approached him, only it wasn't Halabaad! Where his face should have been beneath his headpiece, there was only Shithead! Shithead's "face" manifested itself visually they same way it did when his physical form was actually there--as a mass of floating turds that appeared connected at the facial end! Clementine was disgusted! The only blessing was that there was no smell accompanying the sight! The Demon of Defecation wasn't known for being the best-smelling villain around!
"Clementine!" Shithead's raspy voice came from Halabaad. "Now you shall embrace the sweater shit and once more do my bidding!!" Shithead raised Halabaad's arms, as if he was about to cast some sort of spell on Clementine.
"HALALALALALALALA!"
"Silence Halabaad!" Shithead coughed through Halabaad's non-visible mouth and the floating turds bounced around from the air released.
"Sorry, Master Shithead!" Halabaad's voice came from wherever his mouth was hiding.
Shithead cleared Halabaad's throat with a raspy grunt. "I know you are eager to see Clementine defeated but your terrorist war cry is not necessary!"
"Forgive me, Master," came the voice of Halabaad. With that, Shithead turned his attention back to Clementine, but before he could act, Clementine's sweater had leapt off of its owner and was flying through the air right at them! It quickly and violently wrapped itself around the face of Shithead/Halabaad!
"Wahhh!!" The raspy voice of Shithead screamed as the sleeves of the sweater clasped the head of Halabaad and held on tightly!
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The bubble slid up onto the shore and promptly "burst," knocking Clementine off his feet and leaving him a bit startled! Halabaad then approached him, only it wasn't Halabaad! Where his face should have been beneath his headpiece, there was only Shithead! Shithead's "face" manifested itself visually they same way it did when his physical form was actually there--as a mass of floating turds that appeared connected at the facial end! Clementine was disgusted! The only blessing was that there was no smell accompanying the sight! The Demon of Defecation wasn't known for being the best-smelling villain around!
"Clementine!" Shithead's raspy voice came from Halabaad. "Now you shall embrace the sweater shit and once more do my bidding!!" Shithead raised Halabaad's arms, as if he was about to cast some sort of spell on Clementine.
"HALALALALALALALA!"
"Silence Halabaad!" Shithead coughed through Halabaad's non-visible mouth and the floating turds bounced around from the air released.
"Sorry, Master Shithead!" Halabaad's voice came from wherever his mouth was hiding.
Shithead cleared Halabaad's throat with a raspy grunt. "I know you are eager to see Clementine defeated but your terrorist war cry is not necessary!"
"Forgive me, Master," came the voice of Halabaad. With that, Shithead turned his attention back to Clementine, but before he could act, Clementine's sweater had leapt off of its owner and was flying through the air right at them! It quickly and violently wrapped itself around the face of Shithead/Halabaad!
"Wahhh!!" The raspy voice of Shithead screamed as the sleeves of the sweater clasped the head of Halabaad and held on tightly!
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