Charlie Decaye isn't a bad guy after all!
Peepers’ Pitt--Peepers New Crew pt. 12 of 20: “Charlie Decaye and the Census”
“Buvvy, you save me!” Humphrey yelled. You a good Buvvy!” Humphrey reached into the pocket of his old, unwashed sweatshirt, and pulled out some birdseed for Birdy Nok Nok as a reward. Before Birdy Nok Nok could peck it up though, Decaye rose to his feet! Humphrey got upset again. “Buvvy he’s back up! We’s gotta get outta here!”
Decaye stared at them with his glowing eyes. “Wait! It is clear that Decaye have been going about this all wrong! Decaye has no intent on chasing you again! In his own world, Decaye has to be a bit…aggressive to get people to submit to his survey! All Decaye wants to know is…how many there are in your household for the census! Decaye is a census worker in his own world, but he now realizes that this is not his world, and here it may not even be a census year! That Mr. Peepers brought Decaye here, tricking him into thinking that you all were detractors from the census that had somehow found a portal to another world! On Decaye’s world, it is a crime to refuse to submit to the census! Decaye was ready to capture you and take you back to his world, but he realized that you could not be from his world at all!”
Humphrey looked at Birdy Nok Nok. They were both clearly confused by Decaye’s announcement. Humphrey then spoke up. “What yous saying, man? Yous not gonna chase us no more?
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All characters, stories, and performances are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
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