Pitt Report--Help for Humphrey

Charlie Decaye!

Peepers’ Pitt--Peepers New Crew pt. 11 of 20: “Help for Humphrey”
Last time, Humphrey the Hunchback hobo and his friend, Birdy Nok Nok were being chased through the woods by the Pumpkin-Headed Horror, Charlie Decaye! Decaye had been brought from another dimension by Mr. Peepers to stir up action in the hobo and the birdman, and he had done just that! Birdy Nok Nok had flown up into the sky with his wings, and Humphrey hobbled away as fast as he could! Humphrey had found shelter in a cardboard box in the woods. However, Decaye quickly discovered Humphrey and his “house!”

Decaye peered into the cardboard box where Humphrey had been hiding. His eyes glowed with evil. Humphrey was very frightened, and just knew it was the end for him. Decaye opened his mouth, displaying his sharp, pointy teeth.
“Now, you will tell me HOW MANY IN YOUR PUMPKIN PATCH!?”

Humphrey really didn’t know what Decaye was talking about, and wasn’t really listening at that moment, as he was balled up in a fetal position and filled with fear. Humphrey didn’t have to worry though, because help had arrived! The next sound he heard was the cawing of Birdy Nok Nok as he flew back and forth over Decaye and picked at him with his beak and talons! He drove Decaye back and out of the cardboard box. Humphrey was able to come out and began to cheeer Birdy Nok Nok on! “Yay buvvy! You comes save me!” Decaye finally lay on the ground, defeated by the bird man!

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