Pitt Report--Rachel in the Hidey Hole

Rachel has a rendezvous with Lenny!

New Ink Pitt--Pregnancy Predicament pt. 4 of 5: “Rachel in the Hidey Hole”
Rachel walked up a grassy hill, towards the place she had been told by locals was where Lenny the Leprechaun lived. His home was supposed to be at the top of the hill, but there was no structure anywhere in sight. Rachel had offended Lenny back at her house, when she finally admitted that she felt she and Lenny were too different to be a couple. Now, she had come to make amends by apologizing to the man that had impregnated her.

The wind picked up, blowing Rachel’s long red hair and her even longer coat in the breeze. She walked a little further up the hill, but stopped quickly as the heel of her shoe met with a surface that was unnatural. She looked down, and saw that she had stepped on a sqaure metal slab that was sunken in the ground. Closer observation revealed that it appeared to be some sort of hatch with a handle. Rachel realized, that as strange as it was, that this had to be where Lenny lived! She grabbed the handle with both hands and attempted to pull the hatch open, but it was useless. She wasn’t strong enough. She began to bang on the hatch, and yelling loudly for Lenny to open up.

Lenny finally appeared, throwing the hatch open and shouting like a mad man! His Irish temper was at the boiling point, and he demanded to know who had disturbed him in his “hidey hole.” When he saw Rachel however, all feelings of anger were diffused. She asked to come in, and after a few moments of questioning why she suddenly cared enough to come see him, Lenny finally agreed. Rachel climbed down into the hidey hole after Lenny, on a ladder in a space that really was not made for the average human. Rachel managed to fit though, and made it all the way down inside. Lenny sat on a little tiny couch in an equally tiny room. Rachel had to duck her head to walk around. She apologized to Lenny, and then said she was wrong. She said she needed a husband to help her through the pregnancy, and afterwards, to raise the child. She said Lenny was an honorable man for standing by her, and that he truly was the best man she could have! With that, she wanted to prove it to him. She slipped off her long coat and revealed that she was wearing only her bra and panties underneath! Rachel walked over to Lenny and laid out on his couch…
　
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