Monday, April 18, 2011

Pitt Report--Family Home Meeting Date


Lenny feels a little out of place
at Family Home Meeting
!

New Ink Pitt--Dating Difficulty pt. 4 of 5: “Family Home Meeting Date”
Rachel and Lenny stood on the porch of a modest home in a suburban neighborhood. After Lenny was unable to restrain himself on their last date in the movie theater, Rachel knew that this date had to be different. She had to get Lenny thinking about things to do on a date other than sex. What better way to do that than by introducing him to some of her closest friends, and the faith that kept her afloat? Rachel grew hopeful, feeling that after Lenny learned the ways of Mormonism, he would surely become a more virtuous and respectful individual!

Rachel knocked on the door and waited. The door opened, revealing and dark-haired guy with glasses. Rachel smiled and greeted him by grabbing both his hands. Lenny’s brow furrowed in jealously.

“Oh, it is so good to see you, Elder Brad! I have missed you!” Lenny’s face crumpled in a building jealous rage.

“It is also good to see you, Rachel. I have been away for some time, doing my part as a missionary, and I had forgotten how beautiful you are.” Rachel blushed, and looked a little uncomfortable.

Lenny’s body stiffened. He was prepared to take a flying leap and beat this guy senseless! No way was this Elder Brad going to flirt with his woman and get away with it! Lenny was unable to act, however, as he body turned to jello as the red-haired, fair-skinned Rachel flashed a smile down at the leprechaun. “Oh, this is my b-boyfriend…Lenny.”

Elder Brad looked down with a self-centered, judgemental glance. He didn’t seem to think too much of Lenny at first. “Oh, um…hello.” Then, his expression changed when a huge smile came on his face. “Welcome, Lenny…to Family Home Meeting!”

Lenny knew that Rachel was taking him to this thing Mormons call Family Home Meeting, but he really didn’t know what it was all about. He was about to find out though…


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