Wednesday, June 25, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Bathroom Investigation

New Ink Pitt--Seeker of Specters pt. 2 of 6:  “Bathroom Investigation” 
Trodemus & Belinda "discuss" the vibrator

Trodemus held the whirring vibrator in his hand as he eyed it with suspicion.  He then looked over at his lady love.

“Belinda?  Is this yours?”

Belinda blushed slightly and looked away with a smile on her face.

“Umm well, yes it is, Troddie!  I um--forgot I had that!”

Trodemus frowned.  “I did not know you had a…vibrator.  I thought that the Pleasures of Doom were enough for you!”

Belinda looked guilty.  “Well, the pleasure you give me is enough, Troddie!  It’s just… sometimes I get lonely and…um… I need a bit more.”

“Bah!  Do not tell Trodemus that his Phallus of Fortune is insufficient to totally satisfy you!”

Belinda looked down at the floor.  “Troddie, I--”

“Not another word, Woman!  We need to go into the bathroom and investigate it for the ghost now!  We will discuss this later, away from prying eyes!”  With that, Trodemus put an arm around Belinda’s rather sizeable waist, and whisked her into the bathroom and shut the door behind!  The camera crew, Potbellied Ninja, and Dark Cat stood outside the locked bathroom.  They noticed that Trodemus had left his EMF meter on the bed.  How would he investigate the bathroom for the ghost without it?

Inside, Trodemus sat his lady love on the bathroom sink and began to investigate the new found pleasure of including a vibrator in their lovemaking.  He slid the now switched-off vibrator along the curves of her voluptuous form slowly and carefully.

“Ohh, Troddie! Mmmmm!”

“Now tell me,” Trodemus asked as he continued to rub the vibrator across Belinda. “where did you place this vibrator?”  Belinda licked her lips and pointed downwards.

“Ah! I thought so!  Well then, perhaps Trodemus can help you with it this time?”  Belinda shook her head as a big smile formed across her face.  Trodemus held the vibrator in the air, and switched it on.  Before he could move the vibrator to its intended destination, an invisible force took hold of it and knocked it out of Trodemus’ hand!  It flew across the bathroom and bounced off the wall before falling to the floor…

NEXT:  SEEKER OF SPECTRES  pt. 3--Restaurant Investigation 

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are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson & Crevice Creations

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are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Bedroom Investigation

New Ink Pitt--Seeker of Specters pt. 1 of 6: “Bedroom Investigation” 
Trodemus & Belinda search the bedroom!

Trodemus of Doom, his lady love Belinda, Potbellied Ninja, and the Dark Cat all walked into a darkened room.  Behind them was a 3-person camera crew, set to film the first episode of the new ghost-hunting reality show, TRODEMUS: SEEKER OF SPECTERS!

Trodemus was hell-bent on finding out all he could about the ghost that had been haunting him, and was equally adamant about making some money off of his findings with the reality show!  In his desperation, and for entertainment purposes, Trodemus decided to momentarily dispense with a psychic approach to finding the ghost (as this had not been working anyway) and go with something more scientific.  Trodemus whipped out a strange device from under his cloak.

“Oooh Troddie, is that what I think it is?” Belinda licked her fat lips in anticipation of using them on her man.

Trodemus smirked.  “No, Belinda.  It is not that.  The Prophet of Doom cannot show that on tv!”  Belinda giggled.

“This is an EMF meter.  Since the ghost has somehow made itself invisible to the psychic powers of Doom, I shall be using it to see if there are any odd fluctuations in the electromagnetic field, possibly caused by our ghost!”

Belinda walked closely behind Trodemus as he leaned over with the EMF meter like Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.  She was wearing another one of her tight-fitting corsets, which squeezed her large breasts and pushed them up.  Trodemus had insisted she wear it for tv, because it had gotten them many clients in the past.  One could only imagine what it would do for the ratings of the show!

“Ghost!  Doom will find you!  If you have displaced any energy, this meter will tell us!”

Belinda got in front of the camera and whispered, “My Troddie displaces me every night!  Sometimes I can’t find my bra or panties anywhere!”

“I’m getting some readings!  There seems to be an unusual amount of energy coming from under the bed!”  Trodemus got down on his knees and waved the EMF meter slightly above the floor.  “The readings are getting stronger!” Trodemus slid the meter under the bed and became aware of a whirring sound!

“What is that?  Trodemus asked.  Do you hear it?”  Belinda smirked.  “What?  Did someone pass gas?”  She smiled over at the Potbellied Ninja, who looked away.  “Ninja, did you fart?”

“Silence!  Trodemus almost has it!  It seems the ghost has made itself solid!  Hah!  It surrenders before the psychically scientific mind of Trodemus!  Come out, Ghost, and show your true form to all who watch!”
Trodemus drew it out from under the bed and held it in the air.  It was no ghost, but something else entirely.  In Trodemus’ hand was a long, pink vibrator!!

NEXT:  SEEKER OF SPECTRES  pt. 2--Bathroom Investigation

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are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Peepers' Pitt--End of the Battle

Peepers’ Pitt--The Last Battle pt. 3 of 3:  “End of the Battle” 

Peepers was struggling for his life!  The once-godlike Peepers was now at the mercy of another powerful being, in the form of the gargantuan Kamola!  Kamola held Peepers tightly in her massive fist over her head and seemed to be preparing to eat him!!

Suddenly, a white light appeared behind Kamola.  It grew brighter and brighter until everything was enveloped in it.  Peepers thought that it was very similar to the white light that had briefly separated him from the perfect woman.  In that moment, Peepers realized that the people in his Pitt had not acted alone in fooling him.  There had been some high-powered help, and Peepers suddenly realized who it was!

The white light lessened a bit, and a white cloth appeared.  It was the same cloth that had rescued Humphrey and the others from where Peepers had placed them, and it was also the cloth that had appeared with the toilet that created the Crunch.  The dark silhouetted figure appeared as well!  Peepers shook his head in disbelief over not having foreseen this! Only one person could steal his Whitespace powers from him…the creator of the Whitespace himself…GLADEMUS, Prophet of Optimism!!

The silhouetted figure was aware of Peepers’ discovery of his identity, as he now wielded the godlike power of an entire universe!  Glademus was again one with the Whitespace!  He dispelled the darkness around himself and was revealed to all!  Below, Humphrey, Charlie Decaye, and the others looked up in awe at Glademus!

“KAMOLA!  Stop!  Do not eat Peepers!  GLADEMUS, Prophet of Optimism has spoken!”  Glademus floated through the air over to where Kamola held Peepers in her grasp.

“So, how are you?”  Glademus smirked.

“Peepers should have known it was you!  You disappear after leading us to Whitespace, long before Peepers absorb its power!  Peepers assume you gone for good!”

“That’s sad!  Peepers, you know Glademus doesn’t do sad!  Farewells are that way, which is why I didn’t tell any of you goodbye!”

Peepers squirmed around in Kamola‘s fist.  “Peepers not care!  Peepers like you even less than your counterpart…Prophet of Doom!  How you find Peepers, take his power, and fool him?”

Glademus laughed.  “Well, it was easy!  The Whitespace belongs to me!  It came out of my overwhelming optimism, and desire to be positive in ALL situations!  I can sense it no matter where I am in the universe!”

“I’m just such a nice guy that I let you borrow it for a time!  Taking the power back was easy, since it’s mine!  As for fooling you, I just used the Whitespace power to make you see what you wanted you to see!  The “Perfect Pitt Challenge” was fun to watch, even if it wasn’t real!”

Peepers glared. “Peepers not like being watched!  That Peepers’ job!  So you came back and got your power!  Now get Peepers down from here!!!”

Glademus motioned to Kamola and she lowered Peepers to the ground.  She then shrank down to normal size (which was still slightly overweight, but in the right places), and was raised up off the ground by Glademus.  He pulled Kamola in for an embrace and long, passionate kiss!

“How’d I do, honey?” Kamola asked.
“You did great, my love!  Such an optimistic performance!”  Glademus smiled.  Peepers looked perplexed.  The hungry, giant monster of a woman who had tried to eat him a few moments ago was now talking and making out with Glademus?!?

Glademus explained. “Kamola was my “mole” in this whole operation.  I used her to distract you while I rescued those you’d exiled to those environments.  She’s also my wife!  I allowed you to see her on our world when you “took” her for your Peepers’ Pitt.”

“Peepers not like being played, Glademus!  He have all-power here, and then you come and spoil Peepers’ fun!  How Peepers ever get experience if he not able to control people here?”

Glademus smirked at Kamola and then looked back at Peepers.  “You’re going to get plenty of experience, Peepers!  After that first interaction with those you’ve brought here, I took a large amount of your Whitespace power.  I still allowed you to retain a very small portion of it, which is why your outfit, glasses, and hairstyle have changed.  You are now in a gray area between who you were and who you became as the godlike Peepers.  During this time, you will be exiled with those you brought here, so that you may get true experience, by interacting with your victims.  Enjoy!”

With that, Glademus and Kamola vanished, leaving Peepers standing in the middle of an upset group of Peepers’ Pitt castaways who were ready to enact some vengeance on him…


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are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Peepers' Pitt--Peepers v.s. Kamola

Peepers’ Pitt--The Last Battle pt. 2 of 3:  “Peepers vs. Kamola” 
Peepers gets an eyeful of Kamola!
Kamola, the fat Asian lady, stood naked and several stories high!  She was a bit odd before, but her sudden growth spurt had made her even more unusual!  Last time Peepers had seen Kamola, she was sleeping in her hut after a period of self-pleasure.  Peepers was not sure how Kamola had grown into a giant, but it was certain that she didn’t have his best interests at heart!

The giant Kamola looked around as if she was unaware of anyone else.  She then lifted a fat hand and reached around to scratch her butt!  She let out a sigh of relief that shook the buildings!  She then lifted both hands up in front of her, and moved them closer to her chest.  Peepers’ eyes grew big beneath his glasses as her palms hovered over the largest pair of breasts he’d ever seen!  She then looked down at them and smiled.  The next moment, and her hands were covering her gigantic mounds!  Peepers licked his lips and wiped sweat away from his forehead!  Was Kamola a nympho, and was Peepers about to witness the world’s largest peep show?!?  Kamola’s face suddenly changed as her smile became a frown.  She looked down at Peepers with her big red eyes.  She then turned around, showing the whole world her gigantic bare butt, and let out a thunderous fart that rocked the street and sent Peepers flying backwards!

Peepers lay on the ground,  recovering (and coughing from the stench) just in time to see Kamola groan like a beast.  She cut her red eyes at Peepers, and then punched a building with one of her giant fists!  The building crumbled, and filled the air with falling rubble.  Kamola moved closer, as she took out another building with her fists.  With every step, the ground shook and her obese body flopped around, much to the disgust of Peepers!  Kamola had assets for sure, but she was far from the perfect woman in his mind!  She finally stood directly over Peepers, and beat her breasts with her hands, not in pleasure, but in primal dominance over the capture of her prey.  A moment later, and she reached down and grabbed Peepers up in her huge hand.  Peepers struggled to get free, but Kamola’s fat fingers held him tightly.  He tried to use his godlike powers, but as before, he was unable to access them!  What had the interaction with the others on the street done to him?

Kamola held Peepers close up to her face, and looked him over with her giant, red eyes.

“Kamola!  Put Peepers down!  Peepers know you like him, but this not work out!  Peepers appreciate get more woman, but Kamola too large!”

Kamola gritted her teeth in anger at the comment, and then lifted Peepers up above her head as she opened her mouth and spoke the words…


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