Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Peepers Pitt--Push & Pull


Choo Choo Andrews
Peepers’ Pitt--New Crew Askew pt. 16 of 20: “Push & Pull”

Birdy Nok Nok was upset.  The bird man had thrown a fit of discontent inside the flying railroad car that he and Choo Choo Andrews were trapped on!  After flapping his wings and flying around aimlessly, he’d finally found a way of escape.  With every peck on the glass window, freedom grew closer!

Choo Choo Andrews had just gotten over the fact that he and Birdy were actually flying in lone railroad car through the sky!  That shock was followed by the fact that Birdy was hell-bent on cracking a window.  Choo Choo was unsure how high up they were, and his palms grew sweaty at the idea of less separation between himself and heights.  He lunged for Birdy once more, this time in an attempt to shoo him away rather than catch him.

Birdy Nok Nok swiveled his bird head the way birds do, at an almost 360 degree angle!  He evidently saw Choo Choo, and flapped his wings in response!  The wind created from Birdy’s powerful wings blew Choo Choo back and off his feet!  The railroad man found himself on the floor of the railroad car.  Before he could recover and get back to his feet, Birdy had cracked the window enough to get his head through!  Choo Choo jumped up quickly when he saw this, and was able to get hold of Birdy’s leg.  Birdy was a bit distracted now that his head was through, and he flapped his wings in a futile attempt to fly the rest of the way through the window!

Choo Choo held tightly to the bird man’s leg, and used the strength he’d gained from years working on the railroad to try and pull him back in.  Birdy flapped harder though, and began to tap at the glass with his one free leg!  He also pushed hard against the it.  Choo Choo pulled as Birdy pushed, and for a while, it seemed they had reached a stalemate.  Finally, Birdy ceased to push and relaxed.  Choo Choo relaxed his arms as well.  Suddenly, Birdy tensed again, and pressed so hard against the glass that something would finally give--the glass!

Birdy crashed his entire body through the glass window, pulling Choo Choo behind him, as they both flew out into the sky…

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 Jon Hason & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

New Ink Pitt--The Gift


Lenny the Leprechaun
New Ink Pitt--Rachel’s Gift pt. 2 of 2:  “The Gift”

Rachel kissed Lenny the leprechaun passionately.  She was a good Mormon woman, but she had needs!  She needed Lenny as her lover, and to be around to be a father to their unborn child.  That was not the only reason she’d agreed to drive off to a private place and have more fun with him though…

Rachel pushed Lenny away for a moment.

“Lenny…”
“What lass? What is it?”
“I need you…as a lover and a father to our child.  I also brought you out here for another reason.”  
“What other reason do ye have, lass?”
“Lenny…I brought you here to give you a gift.  You’re going to be gone for a while when you accompany Rufus on his mission as a Mormon priest, so I wanted to give you something.”  Rachel smiled.
“Ah lass…ye are wonderful!  What is me gift?”

Rachel looked seductively at Lenny, and then removed her bra!
“THIS!”  She then removed her panties.  “I need you, Lenny, but I know you also need me!  Take me…I’m yours!”

Lenny smiled so big that he thought he’d become something other than a mostly angry leprechaun!  Surely he’d never be angry again!  The idea of Rachel about to give herself to him as gift made him happier than he’d ever been!  It also made him one horny little leprechaun and he could not contain himself anymore!  He then unleashed his passion on his lady love!

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 Jon Hason & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012


Humphrey the Hunchback Hobo
Peepers’ Pitt--New Crew Askew pt. 15 of 20: “Bicycle Battle”

Boris the Russian and Humphrey the Hunchback Hobo held tightly to the bicycle.  It had appeared moments before on the snowy plain, courtesy of the godlike Mr. Peepers!  Peepers had grown tired of seeing Humphrey have little interaction with the athletic Boris, and had set the bicycle there to stir up some conflict!

“Ey man, leggo tha bike!” Humphrey yelled at Boris
“Nyet! I shall not!  I need it to exercise my legs!”
“Gimmie!”
“Nyet!”

Boris and Humphrey began a tug-of-war with the bicycle.  After a few moments, Humphrey grew tired, and with no Mr. Peepers around to aid him invisibly, it was clear that he was about to lose against the much stronger Russian!  Knowing this, Humphrey tried to kick at Boris!  It did no good however, as it caused him to fall backwards!  Humphrey held fast to his end of the bicycle, and pulled Boris onto the snowy ground with him!  Humphrey kicked and punched at Boris, but was unable to land any blows due to his misshapen hunchback body keeping him out of reach.  Humphrey finally gave up, and Boris wrested the bike from him!  He then stood it up, slid onto the seat, and began riding it around in the snow!  Humphrey got up and tried to chase after him…

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 Jon Hason & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

New Ink Pitt--I'm a Mormon, but..


Rachel Smith
New Ink Pitt--Rachel’s Gift pt. 1 of 2:  “I’m a Mormon, but…”

“My name is Rachel Smith, and I’m a Mormon.”

Rachel recited her version of the Mormon commercials she’d seen on the Internet about her faith happily to Lenny the Leprechaun.  She had been talking about Mormonism and what the priesthood meant for nearly 30 minutes!  Lenny sat and pretended to be interested.  This was not at all what he’d had in mind when he’d asked Rachel if they were going to drive somewhere and be “bad, bad, bad,” as Rufus had put it.  Rachel was so happy that good Mormons had been using the Internet to get the word out about their faith!  She was also happy that her “special” son, Rufus, had taken the first step towards the Mormon priesthood by going to the temple and receiving his endowment.

Rachel had been driving around since they’d dropped Rufus off for endowment, but they had been headed nowhere in particular.  It seemed her mind was elsewhere, and the Lecherous Leprechaun would have to do his part to remind the mother of his unborn child that he wanted to deliver some serious loving to her somewhere private!

Lenny put his hand over Rachel’s hand that was not steering the minivan.  His stubby, hairy fingers then began to caress her hand gently.  He looked up at Rachel with a desire in his eyes, and when she saw that, she knew instantly what he wanted!

“Lenny…I’m a Mormon…”  Rachel stared down at him.  “…but I also have needs!”  Rachel then took Lenny’s hand in hers.  “I need you, Lenny!”

Lenny smiled.  “Well, lass, let us find a private place where I can take care of ye!”

Rachel began driving to a wooded area outside of town, and eventually found an abandoned road that they could turn off on.  She pulled the minivan over behind some trees that covered them from immediate view.  She stopped the car, took one more look at Lenny, and pulled her shirt off!  She then unzipped her pants and pulled them off as well!  Rachel sat there, a beautiful redheaded woman, in nothing but her purple bra and panties!  Lenny gasped at her beauty, and quickly removed all of his clothing, until Rachel could see once more that the leprechaun had become a “full grown man” for her!  Lenny leapt onto Rachel and took her in a passionate kiss…

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 JoshJon Hason & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.