New Ink Pitt--I'm a Mormon, but..

Rachel Smith

New Ink Pitt--Rachel’s Gift pt. 1 of 2:  “I’m a Mormon, but…”

“My name is Rachel Smith, and I’m a Mormon.”

Rachel recited her version of the Mormon commercials she’d seen on the Internet about her faith happily to Lenny the Leprechaun.  She had been talking about Mormonism and what the priesthood meant for nearly 30 minutes!  Lenny sat and pretended to be interested.  This was not at all what he’d had in mind when he’d asked Rachel if they were going to drive somewhere and be “bad, bad, bad,” as Rufus had put it.  Rachel was so happy that good Mormons had been using the Internet to get the word out about their faith!  She was also happy that her “special” son, Rufus, had taken the first step towards the Mormon priesthood by going to the temple and receiving his endowment.

Rachel had been driving around since they’d dropped Rufus off for endowment, but they had been headed nowhere in particular.  It seemed her mind was elsewhere, and the Lecherous Leprechaun would have to do his part to remind the mother of his unborn child that he wanted to deliver some serious loving to her somewhere private!

Lenny put his hand over Rachel’s hand that was not steering the minivan.  His stubby, hairy fingers then began to caress her hand gently.  He looked up at Rachel with a desire in his eyes, and when she saw that, she knew instantly what he wanted!

“Lenny…I’m a Mormon…”  Rachel stared down at him.  “…but I also have needs!”  Rachel then took Lenny’s hand in hers.  “I need you, Lenny!”

Lenny smiled.  “Well, lass, let us find a private place where I can take care of ye!”

Rachel began driving to a wooded area outside of town, and eventually found an abandoned road that they could turn off on.  She pulled the minivan over behind some trees that covered them from immediate view.  She stopped the car, took one more look at Lenny, and pulled her shirt off!  She then unzipped her pants and pulled them off as well!  Rachel sat there, a beautiful redheaded woman, in nothing but her purple bra and panties!  Lenny gasped at her beauty, and quickly removed all of his clothing, until Rachel could see once more that the leprechaun had become a “full grown man” for her!  Lenny leapt onto Rachel and took her in a passionate kiss…

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are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
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