Pitt Report

Humphrey the Hunchback Hobo

Peepers’ Pitt--New Crew Askew pt. 15 of 20: “Bicycle Battle”

Boris the Russian and Humphrey the Hunchback Hobo held tightly to the bicycle.  It had appeared moments before on the snowy plain, courtesy of the godlike Mr. Peepers!  Peepers had grown tired of seeing Humphrey have little interaction with the athletic Boris, and had set the bicycle there to stir up some conflict!

“Ey man, leggo tha bike!” Humphrey yelled at Boris
“Nyet! I shall not!  I need it to exercise my legs!”
“Gimmie!”
“Nyet!”

Boris and Humphrey began a tug-of-war with the bicycle.  After a few moments, Humphrey grew tired, and with no Mr. Peepers around to aid him invisibly, it was clear that he was about to lose against the much stronger Russian!  Knowing this, Humphrey tried to kick at Boris!  It did no good however, as it caused him to fall backwards!  Humphrey held fast to his end of the bicycle, and pulled Boris onto the snowy ground with him!  Humphrey kicked and punched at Boris, but was unable to land any blows due to his misshapen hunchback body keeping him out of reach.  Humphrey finally gave up, and Boris wrested the bike from him!  He then stood it up, slid onto the seat, and began riding it around in the snow!  Humphrey got up and tried to chase after him…

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