Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Shit Pitt--Sweater's Sway

Shit Pitt--Sway of the Sweater pt. 1 of 8:  Sweater's Sway

Clementine watched as the red bubble of energy that separated him from the ocean rose.  The pitch blackness faded to once more reveal the blue green water.  As the bubble drew nearer to the surface, light was once more visible.  Clementine looked up through the quickly diminishing water to see the light of the morning sun.  Finally, the bubble made it to the surface.  Clementine could see the sky above and the island of Tutuila right in front of him!  The bubble was somewhat offshore, but began moving quickly towards the island.   Clementine was beginning to make out a figure standing on the island.  His heart sank as he knew it to be the form of Halabaad, who was possessed by Shithead!  It was only a matter of time before he'd be possessed too!  His sweater was back on, and once Shithead came in contact with it, the shit within its fibers would take Clementine over!

The bubble slid up onto the shore and promptly "burst," knocking Clementine off his feet and leaving him a bit startled!  Halabaad then approached him, only it wasn't Halabaad!  Where his face should have been beneath his headpiece, there was only Shithead!  Shithead's "face" manifested itself visually they same way it did when his physical form was actually there--as a mass of  floating turds that appeared connected at the facial end!  Clementine was disgusted!  The only blessing was that there was no smell accompanying the sight!  The Demon of Defecation wasn't known for being the best-smelling villain around!

"Clementine!"  Shithead's raspy voice came from Halabaad.  "Now you shall embrace the sweater shit and once more do my bidding!!"  Shithead raised Halabaad's arms, as if he was about to cast some sort of spell on Clementine.

"HALALALALALALALA!"

"Silence Halabaad!" Shithead coughed through Halabaad's non-visible mouth and the floating turds bounced around from the air released.

"Sorry, Master Shithead!" Halabaad's  voice came from wherever his mouth was hiding.

Shithead cleared Halabaad's throat with a raspy grunt.  "I know you are eager to see Clementine defeated but your terrorist war cry is not necessary!"

"Forgive me, Master," came the voice of Halabaad.  With that, Shithead turned his attention back to Clementine, but before he could act, Clementine's sweater had leapt off of its owner and was flying through the air right at them!  It quickly and violently wrapped itself around the face of Shithead/Halabaad!

"Wahhh!!"  The raspy voice of Shithead screamed as the sleeves of the sweater clasped the head of Halabaad and held on tightly!



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Monday, August 15, 2016

Peepers' Pitt--Choo Choo & the Stupid Pecker

Peepers' Pitt--Costume's Charge 2 of 6:  Choo Choo & the Stupid Pecker

Choo Choo Andrews hovered forward over the ground, on his way to capture Mr. Peepers in the Mad Tinkerer's lab!  He stood with his arms down beside him, as he moved at an incredible pace through the air!  Andrews was amazed at his speed, and marveled at the passing colors and textures of the ground, which had become a blur to him!  The only thing he disliked about his new power was that he now had dark smoke coming out of his mouth!  He wasn't sure why or how it happened, but he was pretty sure it was a way for Glademus to play a joke on the old railroad man!  That didn't matter now though.  The most important thing was finding Mr. Peepers so he could get home!  He looked up and saw the Tinkerer's lab becoming visible in the distance!

Choo Choo hovered close to the entrance of the lab, and found Birdy Nok Nok outside, walking around like a chicken with his feathers up and his head pecking the ground!  Choo Choo looked closer, and realized that Birdy was pecking nothing but dirt!  Evidently, Peepers had used some more mind trickery on the poor bird man to make him think there were seeds or some other food he liked on the ground.  Choo Choo yelled at Birdy to try and get his attention, but he just kept pecking away!  Choo Choo tried a few other things, like snapping his fingers and clapping his hands, but got no results.  He then put a hand on Birdy's shoulder, and the bird man flapped a wing, throwing Andrews across the ground!

"Stupid pecker!!!"  Choo Choo cussed as he gathered himself up again.

He decided to leave Birdy alone for now.  He certainly had no love for the bird man, since his wild behavior had almost gotten him killed when he caused their fall from the levitating locomotive before Glademus saved them.  Andrews had better things to do than try and snap the bird man out of his state!  Besides, there was no real way to tell if he was under hypnosis, or just acting crazy like before!  Choo Choo walked up to the door of the Mad Tinkerer's lab.  Luckily, he had gotten the special keys from the Mad Tinkerer before leaving the city!  He entered, but did not anticipate the maze he found!  In order to cover more ground quickly,  he decided to use his hovering ability to quickly explore each direction the maze took!  Unfortunately, he didn't realize he'd find the right direction so quickly, and he ran into the Tinkerer's robots!

Mr. Peepers frowned as he squirmed in his charging trap.  35 minutes was taking too long, and instead of fighting him, Choo Choo Andrews had decided on torture, by telling Peepers the story of how he got there!

"Peepers not care how Choo Choo get here and then feel sorry for 'stupid pecker,' Birdy Nok Nok!  You annoy Peepers with long story!"

Choo Choo laughed.  "Aww I'm glad you enjoyed my story Peepers!"  He sat on a plastic five gallon bucket he'd found in the lab.  "Might have ta tell you another!"

Peepers gritted his teeth.  "No!  Peepers not want to hear anymore!"

"C'mon Peepers!  I've got lots of experience and that's what ya want, right?  All ya had ta do was ask!  Maybe I'll tell ya my life story!"

Peepers shook his head and looked down at his wrist display.  20 minutes had now past.  He did not have that much longer for his costume's charge, but the arrival of the Pittians outside made it more important that ever that the charging get done quickly so he could get away!

Outside, The Mad Tinkerer landed their jet as the Pittians got out and prepared to enter the building.

NEXT:  CLEMENTINE'S CHOICE


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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Peepers' Pitt--Affixed Fight

Peepers' Pitt--Costume's Charge pt. 1 of 6:  Affixed Fight


Mr. Peepers grumbled.  35 minutes?!?  He was going to have to wait 35 minutes, suspended to the giant wall charger before he could even access the power of his new costume!  He'd gone through so much already, like the escape from the Pittians in town and his flight on the back of bird man Birdy Nok Nok!  It also had been no easy task to get through that ridiculous maze that he didn't create on his way to the Tinkerer's lab!  This giant wall charger was just another stupid step in Glademus' insane stipulations that had begun with Peepers' "Gray Experience."  Peepers was beginning to think the costume had no power at all, and the whole thing was just a cruel prank Glademus was playing on him after Peepers took his Whitespace power and used it to create his own universe!

Peepers looked down at the wrist screen within his sleeve.  10 minutes had past, so he wouldn't have to wait that much longer.

Suddenly, he heard a sound coming from the maze.  Peepers looked over to see Choo Choo Andrews stumble into the lab!  The railroad man was looking worse for wear, after his flying collision with the two robots!

"Peepers!  I...got you...now!"  Andrews slowly made his way towards Peepers.

"Choo Choo look terrible!  Did he get run over by train?  Oh wait--he is train!  Glademus give you power and make you go WOOT WOOT like little train engine!"

Choo Choo growled.  "Why you--!  I oughta...koff koff!"  Andrews waved his hand in the air to clear out the smoke that came out of his mouth.

"Choo Choo really should give up smoking!  It bad for you!"  Peepers giggled.

"Lissen here, Young Man!  Don you go insultin' your elders!  I been on the railroad a long time and I could prob'ly teach ya a thing or two!"

"Yes it true!  Age of Choo Choo is one reason Peepers bring him to his Peepers' Pitt!  Choo Choo have much experience and live long time!  How old you now...75?"

"Hey!"  Choo Choo gathered himself up and made his way towards Peepers.  Peepers squirmed a little, but waited to for Choo Choo to get close.  He then kicked the railroad man backwards with his two feet!  Choo Choo fell down on his behind!

"Dammit!  Ya done knocked me on my backside, but I ain't done with ya yet!"  Choo Choo then stumbled over to Peepers again and attempted to slap him!  Peepers blocked it with his arm!

"Choo Choo forgetful!  Just because Peepers' back affixed to wall, it not mean he not able to use arms and legs!"  Peepers then poked Choo Choo in the eyes and pushed him back.

"Stay away from Peepers!  He not like close contact with someone who smell like coal!"

Choo Choo shook off the poke and then glared at Peepers with a smile.  "It don' matter!  Don' gotta fight ya!  All I gotta do is wait here until the other Pittians arrive and then we've won!  Glademus said if we caught you then he'd send us all home!  Don' look like you goin' anywhere for a while!  How the hell ya get stuck to the wall like that anyway?"

Before he could answer, the sound of a jet engine was heard overhead.  Outside, the new jet built by the Pittians and the Mad Tinkerer had arrived!

NEXT:  SWEATER'S HOLD


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