Wednesday, May 17, 2017

New Ink Pitt--Windshield Wondering

New Ink Pitt--Rufus' Endowment Results pt. 1 of 6:  Windshield Wondering

"MOMEEE! WHAT YOU DOIN' IN THERE?!?"  Rufus, Rachel's special son, yelled loudly through glass as his face pressed against the minivan's windshield.

Rachel struggled to find her clothing, as she had just had sex with Lenny the Leprechaun--again--and had fallen asleep with him naked in the front seat of her minivan!

"MOMEEE!  WHAT DAT HANGING OFF YOUR CHEST?!?  IT LOOK LIKE...LIKE...LIKE...YOUR BOOBIES!!! WHAHHH!"  Rufus' face twisted as he slid his open mouth along the windshield surface and bawled like a baby.

"I SEE MY MOMEEE'S BOOBIES AND THAT BAD BAD BAD!  IT NOT MY FAULT THOUGH!"  Rufus then turned his attention to the equally naked Lenny the Leprechaun, eyeing him hatefully as he attempted to press his eyes into the windshield.

"OW! MY NOSE!"  Rufus pulled away from the windshield when he bumped his nose.  Lenny giggled and then looked over at Rachel as she scrambled to get her clothing out of the floorboard.

"Ah Lass!  How are ye doin' over there?"  Lenny smirked and stood up on the seat, allowing Rachel to see the full length of his 4'3" frame and the full length of his big green dragon as she rose her head up from looking in the floorboard.  Her eyes met the green dragon and she couldn't help but smirk back at him, if only for a moment.  She then remembered Rufus.

"Oh Lenny!  Oh my God, Lenny!  Put this on!  Rufus is already freaked out enough from seeing me naked!"

Rachel threw the item of clothing at Lenny, only to realize it was her panties!

"Ah Rachel, I'd be happy ta put these on, but furst I might play with them a wee bit!  Lenny slipped the panties over his big green dragon, but not in the way they were supposed to.  He was about to work them around himself and get some satisfaction, when Rachel pulled them off of him quickly and threw Lenny's green pants over to him.

"Enough Lenny!  Put your pants on!"

Lenny got partially dressed just in time as Rufus was now over his nose pain and pressed his mouth back against the windshield again.


"Rufus!! Honey, get off the car window!!  Mommy was just--playing a game with Lenny!"

Rufus pressed his face sideways into the windshield, with his cheek squished up against it, making a horrible face.


Lenny giggled as he slipped on his shirt.  "Damn retard wants ta play too!"

Rachel looked angrily at him.  "Don't call him that!  He's special!  Not a retard!"  She found her bra and fumbled with it as Rufus continued to stare at them sideways.  She finally got it clasped and slipped her panties on as well.

"No Rufus, you can't!  This is--a private game between Mommy and Lenny!  It's over now anyway!"


"I'm sorry honey.  You can play next time."  Lenny rolled his eyes at that statement.
"Rufus, how are you here?  You're supposed to be at your endowment, miles down the road!"

"I could ask you the same thing, "Sister" Rachel!"  Rachel's heart sank as Brother Brad walked up to the car!
Rufus, feeling his mommy's regret, then slid down the windshield mouth first, leaving a trail of saliva behind!

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