Wednesday, July 29, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Equipped Room

New Ink Pitt--Bates and Screenface pt. 1 of 5:  Equipped Room*
The Manly Man, watching his captives

Manly Man stood before the bound Officer Rick Bates and Screenface.  After revealing his assassination attempt plot to them, he was now ready to go “deal” with his dupes!

“Well, I’ll see you two guys later, because I’ve got some copycats to take care of!” Manly Man turned to walk out of the room, but then stopped.

“Ooo, I almost forgot!  Can’t leave you both here like you are because you might try to escape!  Screenie Poo is a master villain and Mr. Bates--you’re a crafty policeman!”

“Not to worry though, because this room is equipped to deal with naughty prisoners!  Once I’m outside, it’ll fill up with enough sleeping gas to keep you two under for a while!  Sweet dreams--hopefully of me! Heheh”

Manly Man then walked out and slammed the metal door behind him.  Bates surveyed the room.  It was concrete and barren, with only one vent that was located on the wall opposite of them.  Even if they could get free of the shackles and chains that bound them, it was doubtful they could escape the room itself.

“SSSSSSSS”  The sound of the sleeping gas entering the single vent shattered the silence of the concrete room and caused Bates to grit his teeth in frustration.  He tried in vain to fight the effects of the gas, but it was useless.  A few moments later, Bates and Screenface were both unconscious once more.

The room was not quite as empty as Bates thought.  Buried in the wall near the vent was a hidden camera.  In a nearby room. the Manly Man watched to make certain that his two captives were sedated before his departure.

*This story takes place after Assassination Attempt pt. 12 and during the Dealing with the Dupes storyline

NEXT:  SCREENFACE'S ROLE
WEDNESDAY AUGUST 5, 2015

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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Letter in Lipstick

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 10 of 12:  Letter in Lipstick
Billy G gets Manly Man's Message!

Billy G was worried.  Manly Man Gaymerica should have arrived at the hospital by now! He was still sitting in the hospital room with Manly Men Safari, Yellow, Brown, and Midnight.

“Hey fellas, ah’m gonna go down and see if Gaymerica is here yet.”

He then took the elevator down to the first floor and made his way to the back exit, which was where Gaymerica told him he’d arrive.  Billy G walked out the back door and into the alley.  There was no sign of Gaymerica or his limo.  Billy G then turned around to see a message written on the exit door in red lipstick!  It read:

“This is the REAL Manly Man!  I’ve got your naughty Gaymerica  and I’m holding him at this address.”
The message then gave the address of Manly Man’s abandoned office building hideout and went on to say:

“Come and get him!  All the AmbASSadors are welcome and don’t forget Billy G!”

Billy G ran back to the elevator and told the AmbASSadors the news.  Duty-bound to their presidential princess, they made arrangements to leave the hospital despite their injuries, and were all en-route to the hideout within an hour!

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  SCREENFACE'S ROLE
WEDNESDAY JULY 29, 2015

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Saturday, July 18, 2015

Timeless Theater--Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Hands of Time discusses Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, starring Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Angelina Jolie!





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Wednesday, July 15, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Feeling the Dupe

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 9 of 12:  Feeling the Dupe
Gaymerica in the Limo

The Original Manly Man got out of Manly Man Gaymerica’s stretch limo.  He was parked in the alley behind the abandoned warehouse that had been his secret hideout.
Manly Man opened the back door of the limo to pull out the unconscious Gaymerica.

“End of the road, Sugar!  Gotta get you into my hideout because once your ‘AmbASSadors’ read the message I left, they’ll be here in no time!”

Gaymerica’s body was strewn across the back seat, appearing as if it had gotten thrown around during the drive.

“Oh my goodness look at you!  Do I drive that badly?  You gotta pull yourself together, Sugar!  A real Manly Man doesn’t go around looking like a drunken man whore!  Have some poise…and close those legs!”

“Ooo but if you were a drunken man whore, and not my duplicate, then it’d be okay and we’d have ourselves a fun time hehe!”

Manly Man leaned forward to pull Gaymerica towards the open doorway, but then paused and admired “himself.”

“Hmm I--you --sure have some nice biceps there, Sugar!  Very impressive!  Not as big as the original, but not bad!  Let me get a feel!”

Manly Man put one hand on Gaymerica’s bicep, and attempted to run his fingers across it.  He discovered it was impossible as his entire hand was stuck in one spot!

“Oh my goodness, what is that sticky stuff?  Have you been playing with yourself back here during the drive? Hehe!”

Manly Man moved his arm around in an attempt to free his hand from the stickiness of Gaymerica, but was unable to budge.  Suddenly Manly Man felt a slight tingly feeling that built up to a shock that somehow separated the two.

“Eeowtch!!”  Manly Man pulled himself out of the car quickly. “Ooo sugar, what was that?!?”

Manly Man resolved that putting on some gloves might help.  He was right.  After donning his pink gloves, he was able to touch Gaymerica without getting sticky or shocked.  He then lifted Gaymerica’s unconscious body and placed him on a stretcher.

“Good thing I got this rolling bed out of the hospital!  Makes pushing your sexy ass around a lot easier!  Once I get you into my hideout, we’re going to have so much fun together!  Gotta wash that stickiness off your body first though hehe!”

Manly Man opened the padlocked door that Officer Bates had gone through when he first arrived.  He then rolled Gaymerica in.

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  LETTER IN LIPSTICK
WEDNESDAY JULY 22, 2015

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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Timeless Theater Returns Promo

Hands of Time returns next week with Timeless Theater!



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Wednesday, July 8, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Rear Entry

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 8 of 12:  Rear Entry
Gaymerica, face-to-face with the Original Manly Man!

Billy G. sat in the hospital room that held Manly Men Safari, Yellow, Brown, and Midnight.   Now that it was revealed that the stalker of the Manlies was supposedly the “original” Manly Man, things were more confusing than ever!  If Billy G.‘s boss, the Presidential Princess Gaymerica, and his AmbASSadors, which consisted of the other Manly Men, were not the original Manly Man, split into five versions, then who were they?  Billy G. wondered who exactly he had been working for all these months.  Was this sixth Manly Man truly the original, or was he just someone playing mind games with the Manlies in order to throw them off?  Whatever the case, a worried Billy G. had called Manly Man Gaymerica, who had gone into hiding after being attacked.  Hours had  passed, and the Presidential Princess was set to arrive at any moment now.
     Gaymerica did arrive, pulling up in a large stretch limo at the back of the hospital.  It was his hope that he could keep his arrival secret by going in the back way.  Gaymerica laughed as they came to a stop in front of a door marked “Rear Entry.”  He spoke to his driver, who was a translucent image against the screen between them.  “Ooo now this is really Gaymerica’s style!  The Presidential Princess is--when it comes to public outings--a front and center, attention-getting kinda guy, but at the end of the day, he still likes to use the back door the most!”  Gaymerica reached over and ate some salted peanuts.  “How about you, Ted?  Do you like to go in the rear?”  Ted the driver did not speak.  Gaymerica laughed.  “Oh, Ted?  What are you doing up there?  Are you masturbating to your Presidential Princess in the front seat?”  No answer.  Gaymerica grew worried.  “Ted, are you ok?”  The screen between Gaymerica and his driver suddenly slid down, revealing a face quite shocking to the Presidential Princess!  It was the Original Manly Man!  “Oooo, hello there, Gaymerica!  Good to see ya again!  I’m proud of you--taking charge like you have--but sugar, now it’s time for the original to reclaim his rightful place as the one true Man Princess!  So, goodnight for now! Heheh!”  The screen slid back up quickly.  Gaymerica was still in a state of shock as gas began to enter through the air vents in the car!  In a few moments, Gaymerica was unconscious!  The Original Manly Man drove off, kidnapping his dupe and leaving behind a clue that would lead all the Manlies to him!

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  FEELING THE DUPE
WEDNESDAY JULY 15, 2015

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Saturday, July 4, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Patriotic Princess Presentation

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Video Special--Patriotic Princess Presentation

Manly Man Gaymerica sends out a Patriotic Presentation from his Presidential PRIDEaway while in Same-Sex Seclusion!

Transcript

Due to audio problems, possibly due to the Presidential Princess being overly friendly with microphones in the past, this transcript is being included with the video presentation.

“My fellow Gaymericans this is your Presidential Princess, the Manly Man Gaymerica, coming to you in Same-Sex Seclusion from his Presidential PRIDEaway with a special 4th of July Patriotic Presentation.”

“Thanks to that naughty assassin, the PRIDEaway has been my home for many months.  Though it has been difficult to not show my face to all of you, none of you should worry because I have been well taken care of.  During my Same-Sex Seclusion, I’ve had all sorts of men to take care of my needs.  I’d like to give some thanks right now to those great men.  I’d like to say thank you to Roger for preparing all my meals.  Thanks goes out to Franz for all those sensual massages OOO the Manly Man surely enjoys those!  Chuck.  Thank you for bath time and shower play in the Presidential Bathroom.  Also, I’d like to thank Mario, who is way better than Maria, a lady housekeeper I had.  Mario is the best damn housekeeper I’ve ever had and he also looks good when he bends over.  He has a really nice butt!”

“Well, my fellow Gaymericans, let me tell you the reason I am coming to you now with this Patriotic Presentation.  I apologize for <inaudible> on the mic.  It looks very familiar--something that I am very familiar with.  Okay, the reason that I am coming to you now is that it has come to my attention, that in a universe not far away, it’s and election year!  Can you believe that?  There is also a debate over same-sex marriage, which finally has become law there!  In Gaymerica’s New Ink Pitt, we’ve had same-sex marriage for quite a while now.  You can marry anyone you want, especially if they have the same body parts!”

“Anyway, in this other universe, Hillary is going to run, but she can't run for all those wrinkles!  She’s certainly no Presidential Princess like the Manly Man Gaymerica!  Ooo.  Also, Donnie Trump has the money but his mouth seems to be bigger than his bank account, which gives me hope!  How many can you fit in there at once, Donnie?  There is also someone who I might actually give my vote to--Lindsey Graham!  I’d vote for him simply because of his first name, which is so ladylike ooo!  Worthy of being a Man Princess like myself!”

“My fellow Gaymericans, I’d like to wish you all a Happy 4th of July and get ready because you’re going to be seeing more of me in the Pitt Report, thanks to Billy G, my First Man, who has called me back, out of my Same-Sex Seclusion to confront this assassin finally!  Now we know who he is and what he is or we think we do.  Seems a little strange, what he told me on the phone.  This doesn’t make sense.  Guess what, Assassin, the Man Princess, the Presidential Princess, the Patriotic Princess is here to put an end to you!  So get ready!  So all of you have a great 4th of July!  Ooo, I’m going to see Mario right now ooo!  Good night. Good night everyone!  Let me play the song again!”

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT: REAR ENTRY
WEDNESDAY JULY 8, 2015

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Wednesday, July 1, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Billy G's Call

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 7 of 12: Billy G‘s Call
Billy G calls MM GAYMERICA!

The Manly Men Safari, Yellow, and Brown lay in a hospital room, recovering from their injuries.  By their side was Manly Man Gaymerica’s First Man, Billy G. Hydrick!  Safari had been shot in the ass, and Yellow had been shot in the leg.  Brown was not shot at all, but claimed to have mental trauma after seeing the tree he was humping get shot!  All three of them had been victims of an unknown assailant, though it was assumed that whoever attempted to kill them was the same person who had shot Gaymerica in the arm.  The identity of their attacker was about to be revealed though, as Manly Man Midnight was wheeled into the room on a stretcher!  The “Midnight Manly” had been shot in the leg by the original Manly Man!  The original Manly Man had taken Midnight down, and then revealed himself as the person who had been stalking them all!  Midnight let his fellow AmbASSadors know this, and then proposed they make a plan to stop this “original” Manly Man.  Billy G. said that it was a bit strange that there was another Manly Man running around. Being the only person in the room who knew the original Manly Man, Billy G. started to wonder if maybe these five Manly Men were not the real Manly Man after all.  He then thought about his position as the First Man, and he took out his cellphone and called someone that the other Manlies thought had long abandoned them for his own safety.  Billy G called Manly Man Gaymerica!

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT: REAR ENTRY
WEDNESDAY JULY 8, 2015

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