Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Peepers' Pitt--Challenge to Stardust

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 6 of 10:  “Challenge to Stardust”
Stardust is signing autographs!
After the acceptance of the Perfect Pitt Challenge by the Hands of Time, Mr. Peepers now had to confront Stardust of the New Ink Pitt, with the same challenge.  Peepers arrived, materializing from thin air.  Before him he saw the same fashion show runway he had viewed in his vision, where Stardust and the people of his New Ink Pitt had paraded around ridiculously.  Upon the runway stood Stardust, wearing a glittered dress with star designs on it.  The fashion show/performance had ended, and now Stardust was signing autographs for a line of people that stood below the catwalk.

“Yes thank you!  I know I am brilliant!”  Stardust was speaking to a fat, balding man who was wearing a ladies’ bra.  “Yes I think it is fabulous that you are following in my footsteps!  Remember, as a beautiful young man, it is your right to wear delicate women’s’ wear!  Don’t ever be ashamed to BEAUTIFY YOURSELF!”  Stardust then took in a deep breath creepily as he licked his lips and started rubbing his nipple area!  Peepers looked on, thinking what a freak this Stardust was!

“Peepers see you, and he see you not lady!”  Peepers floated down from the air where he had appeared to confront the Starlet of Space.  The crowd didn’t seem to even notice as they were totally enthralled with Stardust alone.  Stardust noticed the Preeminent Peeper, however!

“Ahhh Mr. Peepers!  It is wonderful to see such an exceptionally beautiful young man here this close!  I myself am the most beautiful, but you are of a rare kind, that is for sure!  You could maybe use some lipstick and slip on some panties though hmmm.  To what do I owe this pleasure?”

Peepers frowned.  “Peepers not know what Star Man in dress talking about!  He not here to discuss lady things with you, unless it about seeing ladies naked hehe!  Peepers here to challenge you to Perfect Pitt Challenge!”

“Ooo I do so love a challenge!  Does it involve putting on a nice frilly skirt with and some heels?  That would be DELICIOUSLY perfect mmmm!!”  Stardust smiled and started touching his legs.

“NO!  It not about girly things!  It about you picking one of your people in New Ink Pitt to challenge person from Peepers’ Pitt and person from Shit Pitt in three-way battle!  Winner will be perfect and best pitt!  Winner also get to take two people from losing pitts to take back to his pitt!”

“This does sound exciting!  I do have quite a few beautiful young men here in my pitt that might be up for such a thing, yes! I accept your challenge, so long as I can watch my beautiful young man go at it with whoever you pick!  I will also require him to wear something feminine!”

“Peepers not care what Star Man do so long as he accept!”

“Well then, I do wholeheartedly accept!”  Stardust smiled and put forth his hand like a lady, in an effort to get Mr. Peepers to either hold it or kiss it.  Peepers refused to shake or kiss on it.  He then told Stardust that they would meet up in the Shit Pitt with Hands of Time on the next day.  It was there that they would have the battle.  Stardust agreed, and Peepers vanished

NEXT POSTING:  WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2013

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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Peepers' Pitt--Punker Pays Up

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 5 of 10:  “Punker Pays Up”
Van Punker pays up the
only way he knows how! 
Van Punker sighed.  The driving rhythm of his electric guitar was enough to soothe his soul, as well as the pain in his genitals!  He strummed his instrument wildly as he remembered the chaotic last 24 hours of his life.  After playing a concert in a park (set up by Mr. Peepers) he had taken some drugs and drank some alcohol, which led to him waking up in a prostitute named Lucy’s bed!  Being the rock star that he was, of course Van Punker had sex with her.  Life was good until her pimp, Jervas Clinkscales showed up, demanding money for time spent with Lucy!  Punker was unable to find his money, and ran out of the whorehouse, completely naked!  Punker was on the run, but made the choice to return when Clinkscales began to beat Lucy!  His return cost him a hit to the genitals from Clinkscales’ cane, and left him lying in the street!

Punker and Clinkscales had worked things out right after that, because before the pimp could “take it out of his ass,” the rock star offered to play in Clinkscales’ whorehouse!  Being the businessman that he is, Clinkscales agreed, getting Punker to play for a few days to pay for the cost of sex with Lucy.  Clinkscales was pleased with Punker, but he was not pleased with the fact that he had no customers for Lucy or the rock star!  That was about to change however, as a familiar group showed up at the door.  It was Humphrey the hobo, Birdy Nok Nok, Charlie Decaye, Boris the Russian, Choo Choo Andrews, and the EMT Man!


Check out the all-new Episode #12 of Mr. Peeper's comic strip at http://crevicecreations.blogspot.com

All characters, stories, photos, drawings, and performances
are (C) 2013 Joshua Dyson

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Peepers' Pitt--Winner's Choice

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 4 of 10:  “Winner‘s Choice”
Hands of Time is starting 
to get the concept of the
Perfect Pitt Challenge!


“Perfect Pitt Challenge?  What’s that?” Hands of Time asked Mr. Peepers, before taking another puff of his giant wacky weed.

Peepers smiled.  “Perfect Pitt Challenge is new idea from Peepers!  It where Peepers challenge you and Stardust to battle of Pitts!  Peepers take best man in his Peepers’ Pitt, and put against best man in Shit Pitt and New Ink Pitt in 3-man fight!”

Hands of Time stared blankly again, high as a kite.  The impact of the Perfect Pitt Challenge was slow to settle in, but after a few moments, it hit him.  He then jumped up from where he sat.  “Ohh I see.  You want to challenge my best man huh?  Well that’s good, but what do I get if I win?”

Peepers spoke.  “Winner of Perfect Pitt Challenge get to pick one person from the two losing Pitts to take back to his Pitt!”

“Sounds good.  Even though I ain’t even really seen who you got in your Pitt.  Don’t even know if you got ANYONE in your Pitt hehe!  Last time I saw you there, you was all alone, trying to make perfect women!  Already found me some women!”  Hands of Time waved his hands outward, pointing to the four women in swimsuits around him.  Peepers grew angry!

“Peepers not care about your ladies!  He can get as many ladies as he want!  When Peepers win Perfect Pitt Challenge, he take more than just ladies from you though!  Do you accept Peepers’ challenge?”

Hands of Time took yet another puff of the giant wacky weed and then shook Mr. Peepers’ hand in agreement.  Peepers then vanished, off to the New Ink Pitt to confront Stardust, the Star-Crossed Starlet!


Check out the all-new Episode #12 of Mr. Peeper's comic strip at http://crevicecreations.blogspot.com

All characters, stories, photos, drawings, and performances
are (C) 2013 Joshua Dyson

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Peepers' Pitt--The Challenge

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 3 of 10:  “The Challenge”
Mr. Peepers confronts 
Hands of Time!
After seeing the Hands of Time and Stardust with absolute control over their universes, Mr. Peepers was upset!  He had been unable to get this type of control over his universe, the Peepers’ Pitt, and he desperately wanted it!  So he used his godlike power to leave his universe and confront the two in person!

Peepers arrived in the Shit Pitt first.  Run by the Hands of Time, the Shit Pitt had a history of being a bit chaotic.  Named after Shithead, the evil Demon of Defecation who would later take it over, the Shit Pitt wasn’t that nice of a place.  Mr. Peepers held his nose, even though it didn’t really smell bad.  He appeared on the hill where the Hands of Time still sat smoking his giant wacky weed with the hot women in swimsuits.

“Hands of Time!” Peepers spoke in his creepy shrill voice.  Hands of Time looked up, and waved the smoke of his wacky weed from his face.  He then squinted to see.

“Ohhh heyyy it’s Mr. Peepers!  Girls say hello to Mr. Peepers!”  Hands of Time then giggled as Peepers flinched from nervousness at the sound of four beautiful women saying hello to him.  Not even his godlike power could prevent him from feeling a bit nervous!

“Well…” Hands of Time began, but then said nothing for several minutes as he stared blankly into space.

“HANDS OF TIME!” Peepers yelled.

“OH hey!  It’s Mr. Peepers!  Girls say he--”
“NO! You say that already!  Peepers see you! He know what you’re doing!”

Hands of Time put his hands over his ears.  “Heyyy man not so loud!  I’m so high right now and I don’ wanna hear all that noise!”  He then took another puff of his giant wacky weed and his eyes got even more glassy.  “Heheh yeah…that’s better!  So why you here?”

Peepers frowned.  “Peepers here because he know you trying to outdo Peepers…with total control of Pitt!  It make Peepers mad!”

Hands of Time just took some more puffs of his wacky weed and stared.  Peepers’ glasses began to glow brightly.  “PAY ATTENTION TO PEEPERS!”  That shook Hands of Time up enough that he was listening again.

“Peepers know you think your Pitt better than the Peepers’ Pitt, but it not so!  Peepers want to challenge you and your buddy, Stardust to prove it!  He want to challenge you to PERFECT PITT CHALLENGE!”

All characters, stories, photos, drawings, and performances
are (C) 2013 Joshua Dyson

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental