Peepers' Pitt--Challenge to Stardust

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 6 of 10:  “Challenge to Stardust”

Stardust is signing autographs!

After the acceptance of the Perfect Pitt Challenge by the Hands of Time, Mr. Peepers now had to confront Stardust of the New Ink Pitt, with the same challenge.  Peepers arrived, materializing from thin air.  Before him he saw the same fashion show runway he had viewed in his vision, where Stardust and the people of his New Ink Pitt had paraded around ridiculously.  Upon the runway stood Stardust, wearing a glittered dress with star designs on it.  The fashion show/performance had ended, and now Stardust was signing autographs for a line of people that stood below the catwalk.

“Yes thank you!  I know I am brilliant!”  Stardust was speaking to a fat, balding man who was wearing a ladies’ bra.  “Yes I think it is fabulous that you are following in my footsteps!  Remember, as a beautiful young man, it is your right to wear delicate women’s’ wear!  Don’t ever be ashamed to BEAUTIFY YOURSELF!”  Stardust then took in a deep breath creepily as he licked his lips and started rubbing his nipple area!  Peepers looked on, thinking what a freak this Stardust was!

“Peepers see you, and he see you not lady!”  Peepers floated down from the air where he had appeared to confront the Starlet of Space.  The crowd didn’t seem to even notice as they were totally enthralled with Stardust alone.  Stardust noticed the Preeminent Peeper, however!

“Ahhh Mr. Peepers!  It is wonderful to see such an exceptionally beautiful young man here this close!  I myself am the most beautiful, but you are of a rare kind, that is for sure!  You could maybe use some lipstick and slip on some panties though hmmm.  To what do I owe this pleasure?”

Peepers frowned.  “Peepers not know what Star Man in dress talking about!  He not here to discuss lady things with you, unless it about seeing ladies naked hehe!  Peepers here to challenge you to Perfect Pitt Challenge!”

“Ooo I do so love a challenge!  Does it involve putting on a nice frilly skirt with and some heels?  That would be DELICIOUSLY perfect mmmm!!”  Stardust smiled and started touching his legs.

“NO!  It not about girly things!  It about you picking one of your people in New Ink Pitt to challenge person from Peepers’ Pitt and person from Shit Pitt in three-way battle!  Winner will be perfect and best pitt!  Winner also get to take two people from losing pitts to take back to his pitt!”

“This does sound exciting!  I do have quite a few beautiful young men here in my pitt that might be up for such a thing, yes! I accept your challenge, so long as I can watch my beautiful young man go at it with whoever you pick!  I will also require him to wear something feminine!”

“Peepers not care what Star Man do so long as he accept!”

“Well then, I do wholeheartedly accept!”  Stardust smiled and put forth his hand like a lady, in an effort to get Mr. Peepers to either hold it or kiss it.  Peepers refused to shake or kiss on it.  He then told Stardust that they would meet up in the Shit Pitt with Hands of Time on the next day.  It was there that they would have the battle.  Stardust agreed, and Peepers vanished

NEXT POSTING:  WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2013

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