Peepers' Pitt--The Challenge

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 3 of 10:  “The Challenge”

Mr. Peepers confronts 
Hands of Time!

After seeing the Hands of Time and Stardust with absolute control over their universes, Mr. Peepers was upset!  He had been unable to get this type of control over his universe, the Peepers’ Pitt, and he desperately wanted it!  So he used his godlike power to leave his universe and confront the two in person!

Peepers arrived in the Shit Pitt first.  Run by the Hands of Time, the Shit Pitt had a history of being a bit chaotic.  Named after Shithead, the evil Demon of Defecation who would later take it over, the Shit Pitt wasn’t that nice of a place.  Mr. Peepers held his nose, even though it didn’t really smell bad.  He appeared on the hill where the Hands of Time still sat smoking his giant wacky weed with the hot women in swimsuits.

“Hands of Time!” Peepers spoke in his creepy shrill voice.  Hands of Time looked up, and waved the smoke of his wacky weed from his face.  He then squinted to see.

“Ohhh heyyy it’s Mr. Peepers!  Girls say hello to Mr. Peepers!”  Hands of Time then giggled as Peepers flinched from nervousness at the sound of four beautiful women saying hello to him.  Not even his godlike power could prevent him from feeling a bit nervous!

“Well…” Hands of Time began, but then said nothing for several minutes as he stared blankly into space.

“HANDS OF TIME!” Peepers yelled.

“OH hey!  It’s Mr. Peepers!  Girls say he--”
“NO! You say that already!  Peepers see you! He know what you’re doing!”

Hands of Time put his hands over his ears.  “Heyyy man not so loud!  I’m so high right now and I don’ wanna hear all that noise!”  He then took another puff of his giant wacky weed and his eyes got even more glassy.  “Heheh yeah…that’s better!  So why you here?”

Peepers frowned.  “Peepers here because he know you trying to outdo Peepers…with total control of Pitt!  It make Peepers mad!”

Hands of Time just took some more puffs of his wacky weed and stared.  Peepers’ glasses began to glow brightly.  “PAY ATTENTION TO PEEPERS!”  That shook Hands of Time up enough that he was listening again.

“Peepers know you think your Pitt better than the Peepers’ Pitt, but it not so!  Peepers want to challenge you and your buddy, Stardust to prove it!  He want to challenge you to PERFECT PITT CHALLENGE!”

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are (C) 2013 Joshua Dyson

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are fictitious. Any resemblance to real

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