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| Stardust, the Star-Crossed Cross Dresser! |
Last time, Peepers’ view of Kamola was suddenly obstructed by a strange darkness. Peepers used his godlike power to dispel the darkness, but revealed a different scene altogether! Somehow, Peepers no longer saw his Peepers’ Pitt, but was now viewing the Hands of Time in the neighboring universe known as the Shit Pitt! Hands of Time smoked a giant wacky weed, and Peepers laughed, until he realized that Hands of Time had gained a more absolute control of his people in the Shit Pitt! Before he could act, the scene shifted to a fashion show runway…
Peepers pushed his glasses up and rubbed his eyes. With all the strange things he was seeing, he was beginning to wonder if he needed an eye doctor! First the perpetually stoned Hands of Time was actually getting people to follow his commands while hanging out with hot women in swimsuits, and now he saw a fashion show runway! Peepers stared intently to see what was going to happen on that catwalk. He hoped for more hot women in swimsuits! Music began playing, and out walked the first contestant! Had Peepers not been godlike and beyond sickness, he would have surely thrown up at the sight of a shirtless Billy G. Hydrick walking out! The redneck wore the tightest camouflage pants Peepers had ever seen on a man, along with his camouflage hunting cap! He walked in a very ladylike fashion to the end of the catwalk and stopped. He then bent one leg, put one hand on his hip, and made a kissing motion with his lips! Peepers had to turn away until Billy G was off the runway after that!
The music changed a bit, signaling a new entrant into this fashion show. Out came a contestant that was much more pleasing to Peepers! It was Rachel Smith, the Mormon mommy of Rufus the retard! The fiery redhead wore a traditional Mormon dress that had poofy shoulder pads that Peepers did not like very much! Rachel was quite beautiful, but the dress didn’t do her justice! Suddenly, the lights flickered on the catwalk, and Lenny the Leprechaun came running out and ran under Rachel’s long dress! The leprechaun was evidently headed (once more) to Rachel’s most “sacred spot!” Peeper’s glasses glowed in excitement as Rachel’s face grew red and her hands went down her dress to the spot. Her knees buckled and her lips opened as she moaned! Peepers licked his lips! He had never seen a fashion show like this! Rachel laid down on her back and spread her legs, revealing Lenny, who climbed halfway out from under her dress. The other half of him was giving his lady all the love he had…right on stage! Peepers clapped and whistled and yelled “encore” as the lights dimmed and the sexual performance ended. The fashion show was turning out to be much better than what he expected! What could be next?
Peepers was sorry he asked when the next thing he saw was the five versions of the Manly Man run out on the catwalk, singing a Village People song! Peepers cringed now that, in addition to his eyes, his ears would be assaulted as well! The five Manly Men did a dance routine along with the singing that ended with them all standing in a line, crotch to butt, with their legs apart. The original Manly Man then appeared from under their legs and jumped out onto the runway! He also sang a song about being gay and proud before doing a dance that ended with him holding a confetti stick close to his genitals that he popped out all over the audience that was below the catwalk!
The people cheered at the amazing fashion show/performance, but that was not the end! A wide spotlight shined down on the catwalk, and from somewhere above, STARDUST floated down! The Star-Crossed Cross dresser was proprietor of the New Ink Pitt, and that made Peepers aware of the place he was viewing finally! Stardust talked about beautiful young men like himself, and how they should never be afraid of wearing delicate, feminine wear when they felt like it! Peepers was disgusted and turned away. Stardust then put on a play with all his New Ink Pitt People performing with him! The play continued, and Peepers could not change the vision no matter how hard he tried. When it was done, the audience cheered and the entire Pitt honored Stardust as the greatest Pitt Proprietor ever! He was lifted up and basically worshipped by everyone there!
Peepers gritted his teeth and used his powers once more, and was finally able to move the vision from his sight! He could see Kamola’s hut once more, and Kamola. She had finished with her attempts at pleasure though, and now lay sleeping. Peepers sighed. He knew what he had to do after seeing the two visions. He gritted his teeth as his glasses glowed. Using his godlike power, Peepers disappeared from his Peepers’ Pitt, off to confront Hands of Time and Stardust!
All characters, stories, photos, drawings, and performances
are (C) 2013 Joshua Dyson
All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
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