Peepers' Pitt--Highly-Regarded Hands of Time

Peepers’ Pitt--Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 1 of 10:  “Highly-Regarded Hands of Time”

Hands of Time with the World's
Largest Wacky Weed!

Peepers had been watching Kamola, the large Asian woman, as she thrust her fingers into her most private space in a vigorous effort to bring herself great pleasure!  After countless gyrations of her body, and a near endless array of hand poses, she seemed to finally be reaching climax!  She spread out her large, voluptuous body on the floor of her straw hut, with her fingers still deep in her space!  Peepers could see it ALL, and he was enjoying every minute of it!  Her fingers thrust deep inside her!  Kamola let out a moan, and Peepers knew for sure that she was close.  He thrust out his tongue in delight as Kamola thrust her fingers deeper in her space!  And then…darkness!

Peepers’ pleasure was stopped at the last moment as his view of Kamola was obstructed by pure darkness!  The Preeminent Peeper was in shock, but then grew angry when he could no longer partake in his perverse peeping pleasure!  He used his godlike power in an effort to remove whatever was causing the darkness, but nothing happened!  Peepers strained again, rallying all his power to accomplish his wish!  Nothing was impossible to him!  He was godlike, and the ruler of his Peepers’ Pitt!  What was happening could not be!  Finally, his efforts were rewarded as light returned to his vision.  Peepers looked around, but could not see Kamola anywhere!  The straw hut was no longer there either!  Before him was a hill, and at the top sat…THE HANDS OF TIME?!?

Peepers could not believe what he saw!  What was the Hands of Time doing in his Peepers’ Pitt….AGAIN?!?  Peepers told him last time, when he accidentally popped into the Peepers’ Pitt looking for Stardust, that he was annoying and should leave!  Peepers was upset, until he realized he could do nothing to move the Hands of Time from where he sat!  Peepers examined things more closely, and a godlike intuition confirmed that he was actually somehow looking at Hands of Time’s universe…the Shit Pitt!  Hands of Time was high as always, smoking wacky weed by himself.  Peepers laughed at Hands of Time being too high to do anything important!

After a few deep puffs on his wacky weed, Hands of Time was joined by women in swimsuits, who he shared his weed with!  Peepers’ glasses glowed along with his jealousy!  Hands of Time then clapped his hands, and a giant wacky weed appeared!  He took a few puffs off of it, stood up, and started pointing in different directions!  Peepers then saw all the people in the Shit Pitt, like Johnny Pizzazz, The Rosewood Cowboy, Reverend Reynolds, and Betram Bunny moving around and doing whatever the Hands of Time commanded!  Peepers was astonished, and full of envy!  How could someone as messed up as the Hands of Time now be so highly-regarded that everyone in his Pitt would listen to him?  Peepers wanted that in his Pitt!  Peepers was prepared to do something about it, by making a trip to the Shit Pitt to see Hands of Time, but before he could, his vision changed again to show…a fashion show runway?

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