Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Peepers' Pitt--Teledeception with Birdy

Peepers’ Pitt--Stranded with Strangers pt. 6 of 12:  “Teledeception with Birdy” 
Trodemus, using the power of Teledeception!
Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, stared at Birdy Nok Nok, the birdman.  He had released his telekinetic hold on Birdy, which had saved them both from falling over the ledge of the building they were on.  Trodemus now knew Birdy Nok Nok was the protégé Peepers had given him.  He also knew the task he had to perform with Birdy to defeat Johnny Pizzazz.  Peepers wanted Birdy Nok Nok to be evil, and Trodemus knew he could make him exactly that!

“Birdman!  I am Trodemus, Prophet of Doom!  You will obey me, as I am your teacher, and you are now my protégé!”

Birdy squawked and flapped him arms, which had feathers growing from them.  It seemed that he understood.  Trodemus smiled and silently congratulated himself at his persuasive prowess.  Birdy then let out a huge squawk, and pooped on the rooftop where they stood!

“Bah!  That is disgusting!  Trodemus will not have you soiling things like that!  Perhaps you are not bad, but you are certainly filthy!”

Birdy continued to squawk, and trampled around in the defecation with his clawed bird feet.  He then began to claw at it, and sent some flying in Trodemus’ face!

“Aghhh!!  The smell!!  Stop it!!!  Trodemus commands you to stop…NOW!!!”  Trodemus then used his power of teledeception to project a false image of himself.  To Birdy, it appeared that Trodemus had disappeared.  The birdman moved his head around frantically in all directions to see exactly where Trodemus had gone.  Doom then got an idea.  He decided that using teledeception would be the best way to manipulate Birdy into doing his bidding.  Trodemus rubbed his hands together and smiled, thinking of how easy it was going to be to defeat Johnny Pizzazz and his protégé now!  He then used his teledeception to present Birdy with an image of angry faces.  Birdy squawked in fear as Trodemus laughed.

NEXT:  HUMPHREY MAKES AN IDIT !
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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Peepers' Pitt--Humphrey Learns a Trade

Peepers’ Pitt--Stranded with Strangers pt. 5 of 12:  “Humphrey Learns a Trade” 
Humphrey gets the tool he needs!
Johnny Pizzazz smiled at his new protégé, Humphrey, the Hunchback Hobo!  It had only been 10 minutes since the Maestro of Magic met him, but already Pizzazz could see his influence on the poor homeless man!  Humphrey was standing up against the wall, and had lifted himself from his seat beside the trash can.  It appeared Humphrey was ready to take on the world and become a productive and successful individual…just as soon as he finished the bag of potato chips Pizzazz had made magically appear!

“Humphrey, I have been sent here to help you.  Getting you to stand up was the first step.  Now that I’ve given you something to eat as you asked, we can get started!”

Humphrey looked over at Pizzazz from his bag of potato chips with squinted eyes.  He then slowly slid back down the wall into his former seated position beside the trash can.

“Humphrey, no!  You must get back up!  You have to lift yourself out of poverty and become productive!”

Humphrey snorted.  “Leave me alone Jonnee Pizzazz!  I full now and I tired!  Time to go to sleep!”

Pizzazz thought for a moment.  He needed something to shock Humphrey into action.  He then pulled his top hat from his head, waved his wand around the brim, and said some magic words.  Suddenly, the whole alley lit up as magical fireworks sparked from his hat!  Humphrey jumped up out of fear, and was once more standing!

“Ey man!  Stop it!  Too bright! Don like all dem lights!”  Humphrey held his arms over his face to block the bright light from his eyes.

Pizzazz promised to stop if Humphrey would listen to him.  Humphrey agreed, and waited for Pizzazz to speak.

“I’ve got a surprise for you, Humphrey!  I have something that I know will help you become more productive and make you succeed!  This is for you!”  Pizzazz then pulled a hammer from behind his back.

NEXT:  TELEDECEPTION WITH BIRDY!
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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Peepers' Pitt--Trodemus Meets Birdy Nok Nok

Peepers’ Pitt--Stranded with Strangers pt. 4 of 12:  “Trodemus Meets Birdy Nok Nok” 
Trodemus & Birdy Nok Nok!
Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, in his new green cloak, appeared on top of a building.  He looked around to figure out where he was.  Other building rooftops surrounded him.  He looked over the edge of the building he stood on, but could not see any street below!  How high up was he that there was no visible ground below?!? What had Mr. Peepers gotten him into?

A sudden squawk from behind would answer part of his question.  Trodemus turned to see a creature fly quickly from the other side of the rooftop towards him!  The creature had the body of a man, but the head of a…bird!  It was Birdy Nok Nok, his new protégé, though Trodemus had no idea.  Birdy Nok Nok was coming so fast, he would be sure to send them both hurtling over the edge of the rooftop if Trodemus did not act fast!

“Halt, Creature!  Trodemus, the Prophet of Doom, commands it!”  Trodemus stretched out a hand, and using his telekinetic power, halted Birdy Nok Nok in midair.  “Now…who, or what, are you?”

Birdy squawked, but his bird noises were nothing Trodemus could understand.  A flash of white light appeared beside them, and the head of Mr. Peepers appeared!

“Trodemus…this your new protégé!  Meet Birdy Nok Nok!  He bird man that not do his original job of aggravating people here!  He aggravate a hobo but then become his friend!  Peepers not like!  He want Birdy to cause much trouble!  It your job to make him bad!  Make him bad like you, Trodemus!  Peepers know if anyone can make Birdy loathsome, it you!”

Peepers then vanished, leaving Trodemus and Birdy staring at each other.

NEXT:  HUMPHREY LEARNS A TRADE!
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Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Peepers' Pitt--Pizzazz Meets Humphrey

Peepers’ Pitt--Stranded with Strangers pt. 3 of 12:  “Pizzazz Meets Humphrey”
 Johnny Pizzazz appeared in a back alley.  Where had Mr. Peepers transported him to within the Peepers’ Pitt and who was to be his protégé?  The answer would come quickly, as Pizzazz suddenly stumbled across the legs of a man seated next to a trash can.

“Eyy!  Geddoffa mah leg, man!”  The man, wearing a blue sweatshirt and matching stocking cap, was none other than Humphrey, the Hunchback Hobo!

Pizzazz glared down at the misshapen man, noticing that he was a hunchback!  “Please forgive me, sir.  I didn’t know you were there.  I’m looking for someone, but I’m not quite sure who it is.”

Humphrey snorted.  “Well leeme alone so’s I can go back to sleep!”  Pizzazz stared at Humphrey a bit longer and wondered if this was the “protégé Peepers had sent him to meet.  He turned away to contemplate on the matter.  Suddenly, the floating head of Peepers appeared!

“Yes, Johnny Pizzazz!  This man that you make your protégé!  You must make Humphrey interesting!  Perhaps you can make him useful in some way!  He stupid homeless hunchback that need some discipline!  Peepers have faith in you, Pizzazz!”  With that, Peepers disappeared.

Pizzazz looked back at Humphrey and was inspired!  It reminded Pizzazz of the time when Shithead had taken over the Shit Pitt and put an end to his magic act!  Pizzazz became homeless until the Hands of Time helped him recover.  A tear formed and slid down the cheek of the Maestro of Magic!  Pizzazz vowed that he would help poor Humphrey, and make him the most successful individual ever!

NEXT:  TRODEMUS MEETS BIRDY NOK NOK!
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