Peepers' Pitt--Teledeception with Birdy

Peepers’ Pitt--Stranded with Strangers pt. 6 of 12:  “Teledeception with Birdy” 

Trodemus, using the power of Teledeception!

Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, stared at Birdy Nok Nok, the birdman.  He had released his telekinetic hold on Birdy, which had saved them both from falling over the ledge of the building they were on.  Trodemus now knew Birdy Nok Nok was the protégé Peepers had given him.  He also knew the task he had to perform with Birdy to defeat Johnny Pizzazz.  Peepers wanted Birdy Nok Nok to be evil, and Trodemus knew he could make him exactly that!

“Birdman!  I am Trodemus, Prophet of Doom!  You will obey me, as I am your teacher, and you are now my protégé!”

Birdy squawked and flapped him arms, which had feathers growing from them.  It seemed that he understood.  Trodemus smiled and silently congratulated himself at his persuasive prowess.  Birdy then let out a huge squawk, and pooped on the rooftop where they stood!

“Bah!  That is disgusting!  Trodemus will not have you soiling things like that!  Perhaps you are not bad, but you are certainly filthy!”

Birdy continued to squawk, and trampled around in the defecation with his clawed bird feet.  He then began to claw at it, and sent some flying in Trodemus’ face!

“Aghhh!!  The smell!!  Stop it!!!  Trodemus commands you to stop…NOW!!!”  Trodemus then used his power of teledeception to project a false image of himself.  To Birdy, it appeared that Trodemus had disappeared.  The birdman moved his head around frantically in all directions to see exactly where Trodemus had gone.  Doom then got an idea.  He decided that using teledeception would be the best way to manipulate Birdy into doing his bidding.  Trodemus rubbed his hands together and smiled, thinking of how easy it was going to be to defeat Johnny Pizzazz and his protégé now!  He then used his teledeception to present Birdy with an image of angry faces.  Birdy squawked in fear as Trodemus laughed.

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