“Eyy! Geddoffa mah leg, man!” The man, wearing a blue sweatshirt and matching stocking cap, was none other than Humphrey, the Hunchback Hobo!
Pizzazz glared down at the misshapen man, noticing that he was a hunchback! “Please forgive me, sir. I didn’t know you were there. I’m looking for someone, but I’m not quite sure who it is.”
Humphrey snorted. “Well leeme alone so’s I can go back to sleep!” Pizzazz stared at Humphrey a bit longer and wondered if this was the “protégé Peepers had sent him to meet. He turned away to contemplate on the matter. Suddenly, the floating head of Peepers appeared!
“Yes, Johnny Pizzazz! This man that you make your protégé! You must make Humphrey interesting! Perhaps you can make him useful in some way! He stupid homeless hunchback that need some discipline! Peepers have faith in you, Pizzazz!” With that, Peepers disappeared.
Pizzazz looked back at Humphrey and was inspired! It reminded Pizzazz of the time when Shithead had taken over the Shit Pitt and put an end to his magic act! Pizzazz became homeless until the Hands of Time helped him recover. A tear formed and slid down the cheek of the Maestro of Magic! Pizzazz vowed that he would help poor Humphrey, and make him the most successful individual ever!
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