Wednesday, May 27, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Diary of a Man Princess

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes INTERLUDE: “Diary of a Man Princess ”
Manly Man writes in his Diary!
Dear Diary, 
     As  the one, true Manly Man, only I am deserving of the title, “Man Princess.”  The duplicates I unknowingly created after ejaculating to a picture of Scott Baio in the Whitespace, are all FAKERS!  They are FIVE FAGGY FAKERS, and cannot compare to the one true Manly Man…Me!  Despite that, they had everyone thinking that Manly Man Gaymerica and the other Manlies were me!  After hiding and watching them for some time, I thought I knew what needed to be done.  I would kill them!  Yet, in all my zeal to do that, I couldn’t help but marvel at each of them, and enjoy how much they were like me!  Will I flake out over my faggy five fakers, and let them live?  It seems so.  I shot Gaymerica in the arm, and Safari in the ass, but I just can’t bring myself to kill them!   I realize I’m no killer, and I certainly can’t kill myself, which is what killing the Manlies would be like!  They are all products of my semen, and makes them my children..sort of…if I got with a  woman (ugh) and had sex with her!  Oh my goodness, that would be JUST AWFUL!  I’d rather get with my Manlies and have a Faggy Five Way!  Wait, they already had one of those (I saw it!), and anyway, my participation would make it a Sexy Six Way instead!  Ooo maybe I’ll have to let them all live after all!!

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  BILLY G'S BENEFIT YARD SALE
WEDNESDAY JUNE 3, 2015

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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Pain in the Ass

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 3 of 12: “Pain in the Ass”
Billy G is ready to protect Safari!
The Manly Man fell backwards as hot lead flew out of Officer Bates’ pistol.  The force of the gunfire was a bit shocking despite all his practice shooting before.  However, the Man Princess had made certain that his aim was true, and would most certainly hit the Manly Man Safari--in the ass!  He heard a loud “Yeeoouch!” followed by some animalistic sounds that could only have been emitted by Safari.  Manly Man looked out from behind some bushes to survey the scene.  The bullet had indeed made it’s mark, right in the Manly Man Safari’s butt!  Safari alternated between holding his butt with hands and crawling around on all fours like the wounded animal he was.  Manly Man giggled in delight.  “Oh, yes!  I got ‘em!  Take that, you dirty little dupe!”  Manly Man was so caught up in actually hitting his target, that he had forgotten about Billy G. Hydrick, who had been there moments before with Safari, smiling and buck-naked!  "Wait, where's Billy G?" Manly Man scanned the area with his eyes, desperately searching for another glimpse of the naked man. “Oh no, Billy G, did I scare you away?  Hope I didn’t scare little Billy away too!  That would be a shame!”  Manly Man’s thoughts were suddenly interrupted by gunfire…gunfire that was not his own!  He ducked just in time as a bullet flew past his head!  Back out in the clearing, Billy G, now in his underwear, leapt out of hiding with a pistol in his hand!  “Safari, are ya all right?  Had to grab mah pistol from mah boots back on the hill!  The assassin is still out there, but he ain’t getting you, buddy, not with me around!”  Billy G squatted down to check Safari quickly, before standing again and walking towards the Manly Man’s place in the bushes.  “Ah know you’re up there!  Ah’m not gonna let you hurt mah friend!”  The Manly Man sighed.  He really wasn’t ready to reveal himself yet, even though the half-naked Billy G made it so tempting.  The Man Princess thought to himself.  “Oh sugar, you’re not going to see me this time, but soon Billy G, soon! When I finish with my dupes, the real Manly Man can reveal himself to you, and everyone!  I'm also gonna find out what the hell you were doin' running around naked hehe!"  With that, Manly Man departed.

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  DIARY OF THE MAN PRINCESS
WEDNESDAY MAY 27, 2015

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Targeting Manly Man Safari

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 2 of 12: “Targeting Manly Man Safari”
Safari with a naked Billy G Hydrick!
The original Manly Man crouched in the woods like some sort of big game hunter.  In his quest to kill the duplicates he created from his semen in the Whitespace, Manly Man knew he would have to be crafty.  While the duplicates were, in essence, the Manly Man himself, each had taken on different aspects of his personality, and exaggerated them.  Manly Man Safari had gravitated towards the Manly Man’s latent wild, animalistic nature.  He was almost like a wild jungle animal, preferring to sniff things and people as a form of social interaction!  As AmbASSadors to Manly Man Gaymerica, Safari and the others had acted as representatives for the Presidential Princess.  However, after the assassination attempt and their eventual exoneration from the act, the AmbASSadors had each went their own way.  It looked as if Safari had moved to the one place he really felt at home--the woods!  Despite his decision to live in the wild, Safari evidently still had a attachment to society, wearing the same exact same cologne the original Manly Man wore!  Manly Man knew that Safari had been there, as he could smell the cologne strongly!  The Man Princess giggled to himself.  “Ooo even though Safari is running around out here like a monkey, at least he still keeps himself up!  Just like me!  Makes me almost not want to get rid of him!”  Manly Man sighed.  “Almost, hehe!”  Suddenly, there was a noise from the nearby clearing Manly Man had been watching.  It sounded like laughter!  Manly Man lifted the pistol he had stolen from Officer Bates, and aimed it in the direction of the laughter.  A moment later, a naked man with a mullet ran out of the woods and into the clearing!  It was Billy G. Hydrick, and he was buck naked!  Manly Man’s eyes got big, along with another part of him, at the sight of the naked Billy G!  “Ooo my goodness!  I sure didn’t expect this!”  It was Billy G’s laugh that Manly Man had heard!  Laughing like he was having the time of his life, Billy G. turned around and said, “Catch me if ya can!”  Then, out of the woods, also naked and running on all fours, came Manly Man Safari!  Manly Man huffed.  “Why that little  heifer!  I always liked Billy G! No way I’m going to let you have him sugar!”  Manly Man held the pistol with both hands, aimed it right at Safari,  and pulled the trigger!

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  PAIN IN THE ASS
WEDNESDAY MAY 20, 2015

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Wednesday, May 6, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Fashion Victim

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 1 of 12: “Fashion Victim”

Manly Man stood holding Officer Bates’ pistol with both hands, taking aim at his target. “Ok, sugar, this is the end of the line!  You’ve had a good run, but now it’s time for you to go!”  Manly Man pulled the trigger, releasing hot lead that burst out of the pistol, blowing a hole through the intended target!  Manly Man fell backwards onto the ground.  “Oh my goodness!! Mr. Bates sure has one powerful pistol!  Mmm wonder what the pistol in his pants is like?”  Manly Man gathered himself, and once more got to his feet.  “Well, I told you that this was the end for you!  You were old and worn out, and you were starting to make my butt look too big!  Manly Man held up a pair of jeans that now had a bullet hole in the crotch!  “Oh my goodness, that had to hurt!  Sorry, jeans, but I had to have something to use for target practice!  If I’m going to kill my duplicates, then I have to get good at aiming!” Manly Man looked closely at the jeans, peeping through the hole.  “Ooo I guess practice makes perfect!  Get ready, Manlies, because the real Manly Man is back, and he’s going to put an end to you, once and for all!
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT: TARGETING MANLY MAN SAFARI
WEDNESDAY MAY 13, 2015

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