New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 2 of 12: “Targeting Manly Man Safari”
The original Manly Man crouched in the woods like some sort of big game hunter. In his quest to kill the duplicates he created from his semen in the Whitespace, Manly Man knew he would have to be crafty. While the duplicates were, in essence, the Manly Man himself, each had taken on different aspects of his personality, and exaggerated them. Manly Man Safari had gravitated towards the Manly Man’s latent wild, animalistic nature. He was almost like a wild jungle animal, preferring to sniff things and people as a form of social interaction! As AmbASSadors to Manly Man Gaymerica, Safari and the others had acted as representatives for the Presidential Princess. However, after the assassination attempt and their eventual exoneration from the act, the AmbASSadors had each went their own way. It looked as if Safari had moved to the one place he really felt at home--the woods! Despite his decision to live in the wild, Safari evidently still had a attachment to society, wearing the same exact same cologne the original Manly Man wore! Manly Man knew that Safari had been there, as he could smell the cologne strongly! The Man Princess giggled to himself. “Ooo even though Safari is running around out here like a monkey, at least he still keeps himself up! Just like me! Makes me almost not want to get rid of him!” Manly Man sighed. “Almost, hehe!” Suddenly, there was a noise from the nearby clearing Manly Man had been watching. It sounded like laughter! Manly Man lifted the pistol he had stolen from Officer Bates, and aimed it in the direction of the laughter. A moment later, a naked man with a mullet ran out of the woods and into the clearing! It was Billy G. Hydrick, and he was buck naked! Manly Man’s eyes got big, along with another part of him, at the sight of the naked Billy G! “Ooo my goodness! I sure didn’t expect this!” It was Billy G’s laugh that Manly Man had heard! Laughing like he was having the time of his life, Billy G. turned around and said, “Catch me if ya can!” Then, out of the woods, also naked and running on all fours, came Manly Man Safari! Manly Man huffed. “Why that little heifer! I always liked Billy G! No way I’m going to let you have him sugar!” Manly Man held the pistol with both hands, aimed it right at Safari, and pulled the trigger!
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com
NEXT: PAIN IN THE ASS
WEDNESDAY MAY 20, 2015
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Safari with a naked Billy G Hydrick! |
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com
NEXT: PAIN IN THE ASS
WEDNESDAY MAY 20, 2015
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