New Ink Pitt--Pain in the Ass

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 3 of 12: “Pain in the Ass”

Billy G is ready to protect Safari!

The Manly Man fell backwards as hot lead flew out of Officer Bates’ pistol.  The force of the gunfire was a bit shocking despite all his practice shooting before.  However, the Man Princess had made certain that his aim was true, and would most certainly hit the Manly Man Safari--in the ass!  He heard a loud “Yeeoouch!” followed by some animalistic sounds that could only have been emitted by Safari.  Manly Man looked out from behind some bushes to survey the scene.  The bullet had indeed made it’s mark, right in the Manly Man Safari’s butt!  Safari alternated between holding his butt with hands and crawling around on all fours like the wounded animal he was.  Manly Man giggled in delight.  “Oh, yes!  I got ‘em!  Take that, you dirty little dupe!”  Manly Man was so caught up in actually hitting his target, that he had forgotten about Billy G. Hydrick, who had been there moments before with Safari, smiling and buck-naked!  "Wait, where's Billy G?" Manly Man scanned the area with his eyes, desperately searching for another glimpse of the naked man. “Oh no, Billy G, did I scare you away?  Hope I didn’t scare little Billy away too!  That would be a shame!”  Manly Man’s thoughts were suddenly interrupted by gunfire…gunfire that was not his own!  He ducked just in time as a bullet flew past his head!  Back out in the clearing, Billy G, now in his underwear, leapt out of hiding with a pistol in his hand!  “Safari, are ya all right?  Had to grab mah pistol from mah boots back on the hill!  The assassin is still out there, but he ain’t getting you, buddy, not with me around!”  Billy G squatted down to check Safari quickly, before standing again and walking towards the Manly Man’s place in the bushes.  “Ah know you’re up there!  Ah’m not gonna let you hurt mah friend!”  The Manly Man sighed.  He really wasn’t ready to reveal himself yet, even though the half-naked Billy G made it so tempting.  The Man Princess thought to himself.  “Oh sugar, you’re not going to see me this time, but soon Billy G, soon! When I finish with my dupes, the real Manly Man can reveal himself to you, and everyone!  I'm also gonna find out what the hell you were doin' running around naked hehe!"  With that, Manly Man departed.

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  DIARY OF THE MAN PRINCESS
WEDNESDAY MAY 27, 2015

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