Wednesday, November 12, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Stardust Explains

New Ink Pitt--Misfortune of Doom pt. 6 of 6:  “Stardust Explains"


"STARDUST!!  You're the cause of all this!!"  Trodemus balled up his fists.

"Why, yes...I am responsible!  So happy you remembered me!"  Stardust floated in the air as he spread his dress out.

"Why? Why did you cause my financial fears?!?"

Stardust let out a girly giggle.  "Simple.  As proprietor of the New Ink Pitt, I like to keep things interesting!  This beautiful young man is in competition with Hands of Time and his Sh*t Pitt!"

Belinda stepped forward.  "Wait a minute...who or what are you?"

Stardust scoffed.  "Relax, girlfriend!  Take two steps back, and fix your hair!  I realize that you don't know me since you came here after I established the New Ink Pitt.  However, it was I that allowed you access here from the Sh*t Pitt.  You should be thankful I allowed you to reach your man!"

Belinda put her hands on her hips.  "What?  All I did was take a cab ride to where Troddie used to live.  Instead, I arrived at the Psychic Parlor of Doom!"

"Belinda...I was that cab driver...in a different form, or course!  I didn't like having you two separated, and when Trodemus got snatched by that dreadful Mr. Peepers, I knew I had to bring you here to my Pitt!"

Trodemus stepped up and stood beside Belinda.  "So now we know how Belinda got here, and we know all my misfortune was just for your entertainment!  Now you need to know something!  I am Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, and I demand that you put an end to this fear of financial woe and leave!"

Stardust shuffled his dress again, and brightly-colored sparks bounced from it.  "Umm...well...I can stop the whole haunting caused by the Book of Riches, since I created the whole thing, including the magical library!  However, I can't totally end your fear of financial woe!"

"Bah!  What do you mean?"  Trodemus glared up at Stardust.

"Well, you owe me.  I gave you the Psychic Parlor of Doom to stay in for a while, but I feel it's time you paid up if you want to continue living there!  So, you will have to pay me a fair price...say $250,000 to keep it!

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are (C) 2014 J Dyson & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work

are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Death of Finances

New Ink Pitt--Misfortune of Doom pt. 5 of 6:  “Death of Finances"


Trodemus and Belinda stood on the doorstep of the Psychic Parlor of Doom, confronted by Death!  The skeletal specter wore a green robe and floated above the ground.  The ghosts from the Book of Riches carried Trodemus' money to Death, where it turned to ash!

"Death! What are YOU doing here?"  Trodemus shouted up at him.

Death spoke in his gravelly voice. "Trodemus...I have come...to bring destruction to your finances!"

"What?!?"  Trodemus questioned.  "You told me back at the haunted house that you were not responsible for the ruination of my business!"

Death cackled uncontrollably.  He then stared down at Trodemus with his eyeless skull.  "I lied!  Yet, Death is not responsible!"

"How can you not be responsible?!?  You just said you were!"

Death pulled his green cowl over his head.  He then lowered his head as his body vibrated.  "Death is not...but I am!!!"

His vibrating body began to somehow shoot off sparks of different colored lights.  He had become a living firework!  Then, the lights faded, and the vibrating stopped.  Death was gone, and in his place was...STARDUST!

NEXT:  STARDUST EXPLAINS
WEDNESDAY,  NOVEMBER 12, 2014
THE PITT REPORT UPDATES EVERY WEDNESDAY 

All characters, stories, photos, drawings, and performances
are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work

are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Purchase Mr. Peepers and the Peepspace Season 1!  
Collects all 24 pages of the Season 1 comic strip
First appearance of the comic strip version of Mr. Peepers!
Click the picture to visit the store!