New Ink Pitt--Misfortune of Doom pt. 6 of 6: “Stardust Explains"
"STARDUST!! You're the cause of all this!!" Trodemus balled up his fists.
"Why, yes...I am responsible! So happy you remembered me!" Stardust floated in the air as he spread his dress out.
"Why? Why did you cause my financial fears?!?"
Stardust let out a girly giggle. "Simple. As proprietor of the New Ink Pitt, I like to keep things interesting! This beautiful young man is in competition with Hands of Time and his Sh*t Pitt!"
Belinda stepped forward. "Wait a minute...who or what are you?"
Stardust scoffed. "Relax, girlfriend! Take two steps back, and fix your hair! I realize that you don't know me since you came here after I established the New Ink Pitt. However, it was I that allowed you access here from the Sh*t Pitt. You should be thankful I allowed you to reach your man!"
Belinda put her hands on her hips. "What? All I did was take a cab ride to where Troddie used to live. Instead, I arrived at the Psychic Parlor of Doom!"
"Belinda...I was that cab driver...in a different form, or course! I didn't like having you two separated, and when Trodemus got snatched by that dreadful Mr. Peepers, I knew I had to bring you here to my Pitt!"
Trodemus stepped up and stood beside Belinda. "So now we know how Belinda got here, and we know all my misfortune was just for your entertainment! Now you need to know something! I am Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, and I demand that you put an end to this fear of financial woe and leave!"
Stardust shuffled his dress again, and brightly-colored sparks bounced from it. "Umm...well...I can stop the whole haunting caused by the Book of Riches, since I created the whole thing, including the magical library! However, I can't totally end your fear of financial woe!"
"Bah! What do you mean?" Trodemus glared up at Stardust.
"Well, you owe me. I gave you the Psychic Parlor of Doom to stay in for a while, but I feel it's time you paid up if you want to continue living there! So, you will have to pay me a fair price...say $250,000 to keep it!
RETURNS WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 7, 2015
"Why, yes...I am responsible! So happy you remembered me!" Stardust floated in the air as he spread his dress out.
"Why? Why did you cause my financial fears?!?"
Stardust let out a girly giggle. "Simple. As proprietor of the New Ink Pitt, I like to keep things interesting! This beautiful young man is in competition with Hands of Time and his Sh*t Pitt!"
Belinda stepped forward. "Wait a minute...who or what are you?"
Stardust scoffed. "Relax, girlfriend! Take two steps back, and fix your hair! I realize that you don't know me since you came here after I established the New Ink Pitt. However, it was I that allowed you access here from the Sh*t Pitt. You should be thankful I allowed you to reach your man!"
Belinda put her hands on her hips. "What? All I did was take a cab ride to where Troddie used to live. Instead, I arrived at the Psychic Parlor of Doom!"
"Belinda...I was that cab driver...in a different form, or course! I didn't like having you two separated, and when Trodemus got snatched by that dreadful Mr. Peepers, I knew I had to bring you here to my Pitt!"
Trodemus stepped up and stood beside Belinda. "So now we know how Belinda got here, and we know all my misfortune was just for your entertainment! Now you need to know something! I am Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, and I demand that you put an end to this fear of financial woe and leave!"
Stardust shuffled his dress again, and brightly-colored sparks bounced from it. "Umm...well...I can stop the whole haunting caused by the Book of Riches, since I created the whole thing, including the magical library! However, I can't totally end your fear of financial woe!"
"Bah! What do you mean?" Trodemus glared up at Stardust.
"Well, you owe me. I gave you the Psychic Parlor of Doom to stay in for a while, but I feel it's time you paid up if you want to continue living there! So, you will have to pay me a fair price...say $250,000 to keep it!
NEXT: THE PITT REPORT GOES ON HIATUS FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
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