Wednesday, October 29, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Book's End

New Ink Pitt--Misfortune of Doom pt. 4 of 6:  “Book's End” 


"BAH!" Trodemus bellowed at the Book of Riches as he set it on fire with a match!  "The Prophet of Doom will not be toyed with by this book!  If it will not plainly state how to undo my financial fears, then I will UNDO the book!!"

Trodemus laughed as the book began to burn on a metal table outside the Psychic Parlor of Doom.  Belinda walked up and watched for a few moments as the book somehow began to reverse the burning until the flame was snuffed out!

Trodemus' eyes grew big as the Book of Riches appeared untouched by the fire.  "How is this possible?!?"  He then went and got some lighter fluid and doused the book down and once more lit it on fire.  The fire blazed higher than before, but after a few moments, the Book of Riches reduced and then snuffed out the flames!

Trodemus was seething!  If the book could not be destroyed, then what could he do?  He tried to rip out the pages, but they would not tear!  Ghosts began to fly out of the book again, and they raced into the psychic parlor.  A few moments later, a loud thud was heard from inside.  Trodemus and Belinda got there just in time to see Trodemus' safe open, and all his money flying out!  The ghosts seemed to be carrying the money as it traveled through the air.

"No!  Put that back!  Trodemus, Prophet of Doom commands you!!"  The ghosts flew up over his head towards the open doorway of the Psychic Parlor.  Trodemus and Belinda followed them outside, but were stopped in their tracks by the appearance of Death!

NEXT:  DEATH OF FINANCES
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Pretzel Play

New Ink Pitt--Misfortune of Doom pt. 3 of 6:  “Pretzel Play” 


"What is this...'Pretzel' ?!?"  Trodemus had asked.  Now, as Belinda lifted one large leg up over his head in an effort to put her foot on a circle drawn on the floor in front of him, he had no more questions!

"Sorry, Troddie."  Belinda frowned as her leg went over the back of Trodemus' head.  He was face down to her, with his hands and feet on different circles drawn below him.

"Ah Belinda...it is fine!  Wish I was face up to you right now though!  The fun we'd have!"  Belinda giggled as her plump inner thigh slid slowly across Trodemus' head.

Trodemus sighed.  According to the Book of Riches, 'Pretzel' was the only way to undo the fear of financial woe created by Belinda's 24-Hour Riches at the Doorstep ceremony.  Trodemus wished there was an easier way as he remembered the rules, which stated:

" 'Pretzel' is a game of agility.  It requires the drawing of several rows of circles on the floor where players place their hands and feet during the competition.  A 'referee' calls out random numbers that correspond to the circles.  Players position their hands and feet on different circles until they become tied up like a pretzel.  The first person to fall is the loser."

The Potbellied Ninja acted as the referee, but seemed to be more interested in a cupcake he was eating between call outs.  He got distracted while eating, causing Trodemus and Belinda to have to balance themselves longer.  Trodemus got upset and kept yelling at the Ninja to hurry it up.  The next number called required Trodemus to stretch one leg even further out from his cloak.  He groaned a bit.

"You okay, Troddie?"
"Y-yes Belinda.  It is just that...the Prophet of Doom is not known for his stretches."
Belinda smirked.  "No, but you do well at stretching...other things."  Belinda giggled.
"Yes," Trodemus smiled.  "I am very good at that!  Have to do more of that type of stretching later!"

The Ninja called out another number, and Belinda's thigh slid further down Trodemus' head, until her crotch rested right on top!

"OOO TRODDIE!"

Before Trodemus could react, Belinda started to move around on his head.

"Belinda, what are you doing?"  Trodemus frowned a bit.  He enjoyed giving Belinda pleasure, but being on all fours while she rode the back of his head was not the most comfortable way to do so!
"It-It's okay...ahh...Troddie.  J-just keep your h-head still mmm!" Belinda began to get more excited and was putting more weight on her man.  Trodemus arm's and legs tensed up, and he feared he'd lose his balance as well as the game!

"Belinda, stop!"  Trodemus looked over to see the camera crew, still filming them for the reality show Trodemus: Seeker of Specters.  He knew that they couldn't give away such intimate action on a simple reality show!

"This is a reality show, not a porno!"  Belinda didn't listen.  She was just too caught up in the ecstasy as she moved faster and with more weight applied.  "BELINDA!"  Belinda leaned over a bit, and when she did, they both went crashing to the floor!

"Oww..."  Trodemus groaned.
"OH TRODDIE! I'm so sorry!  I just got so carried away, and it felt SO GOOD!  I didn't mean to hurt you!"  Belinda crawled off of her man and helped him up.

"It is okay, Belinda.  The pain was worth it to see you happy, and to see these ghosts gone!"  Trodemus looked around.  "What is this?!?  Ninja!  What does the book say?  Why has playing 'Pretzel' not sent my financial fears, and these ghosts away?!?"

The Potbellied Ninja looked in the Book of Riches once more, and found a new sentence below the paragraph about undoing the financial woe.  It stated that, before starting the game of Pretzel, all players must tie pink ribbons in their hair and put on colorful wigs!

NEXT:  BOOK'S END
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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Reversing the Woe

New Ink Pitt--Misfortune of Doom pt. 2 of 6:  “Reversing the Woe” 

"Bah! This makes no sense!"  Trodemus grasped the Book of Riches tightly.  "I did not receive the dough the book mentions!  Belinda did!  Why is it that I have been cursed with the fear of financial woe?!?"  Trodemus looked over to Belinda for an explanation.  Belinda shrugged her shoulders, but then realized something.

"Well...I did use some of the money to redecorate." Belinda smiled shamefully.
"What?" Trodemus frowned.
"Yeah you've seen the upstairs bathroom.  Those black shower curtains were so drab!  The red ones are much better!"
Trodemus sighed.  "Belinda..."
"Troddie, I didn't know!  I guess you did benefit from the dough, though!"

Trodemus stared into the Book of Riches once more, and swatted at the ghosts that flew out of it.  He thought for a moment, and came up with an idea.

"Well, if this curse was brought upon me by the words of this book, then perhaps the words of this book can reverse the woe!  There must be something in here to counter it!"

Trodemus searched the book frantically, and finally found an index in the back.  He looked under the topic, "financial woe, undoing."  Belinda mentioned that she had read the entire book before, but had not seen any index.  Trodemus quickly turned to the page and found a whole paragraph on how to reverse the fear of financial woe.  The paragraph stated that the best way to reverse it was to give the money back.  Trodemus groaned, because he knew Belinda had spent the entire $1,000 well before he'd come back from his absence.  The paragraph offered one more way to correct things if the money was already gone.  It involved reciting another line about riches, while playing a game of "Pretzel..."

NEXT:  PRETZEL PLAY
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Wednesday, October 8, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Casting Blame

New Ink Pitt--Misfortune of Doom pt. 1 of 6:  “Casting Blame” 

Trodemus Blames Belinda!


"So that's what happened, Troddie."  Belinda stood in the Study of Doom with Trodemus.
"I'm sorry.  I didn't know that The Book of Riches was responsible for this haunting of your finances, or that what I did...would make it happen!"

Trodemus sat behind his desk, in a plush leather chair.  "I know, Belinda.  You said that there was no mention in the book about this...ceremony...you performed having any negative effects at all.  Yet, you received an envelope with $1,000 within 24 hours at our doorstep!  Such things do not normally happen, and should have given you cause for concern!"

Belinda frowned.  "Troddie...you were gone, and we weren't sure if you were coming back.  I knew that without you there was no fortune telling business, and no income!"

"Why didn't you find a job?"  Trodemus looked sternly at Belinda, which was a rare thing.

Belinda crossed her arms, looking offended.  "Troddie, I was a guest in your house!  It wasn't my responsibility to go find a job!  If anyone needed to get a job, it was the Ninja, who ate nearly everything in the kitchen in the first week!  Glad you returned the following week, because $1,000 would have vanished fast with that appetite!"

"The Potbellied Ninja does work...for me!  He earns his salary as my servant!"

Belinda huffed.  "What does that even mean?  Does he give you back rubs? Does he do all the other things only I do for you?"

Trodemus suddenly smiled.  "Well...he really doesn't look that good in a corset! Ha!  Belinda, I'm sorry.  You were desperate to find me or survive.  I understand that now.  Besides, I can't stay mad at my big beautiful lady who inspires all my greatest visions!"

Belinda smiled mischievously.  "ALL of your visions?"
Trodemus nodded.  "All the greatest ones!"
"Mmm I like that.  Can't stay mad at you either, Troddie!"  Belinda then walked over to Trodemus' desk and climbed up on top!  "Let's make up for our fight, and for all the lost time running around today with the camera crew!"

Belinda was about to kiss Trodemus when the Ninja burst in with The Book of Riches, which was once more open and releasing ghosts!

"Master!  I cannot close book anymore, but something happen on the page Belinda read from!  It has new message that may explain what transpire here!"

The Ninja set the book down on Trodemus' desk and they were able to read the words, "to whoever receives the dough, to them will also come the fear of financial woe."

NEXT:  REVERSING THE WOE
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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Reciting for Riches

New Ink Pitt--Absence of Doom pt. 4 of 4:  “Reciting for Riches” 

Belinda Disrobes!

Belinda removed the black robe of Trodemus.  It slid from her voluptuous body and crumpled into a heap on the floor.  She stood there naked, in all her big, beautiful glory!  Belinda smiled.  She liked the idea of being naked in Trodemus' room, but without him there, it was less fun!

Belinda looked at the space of floor she'd cleared for the ceremony.  The Book of Riches required only an area that was big enough for the seeker to kneel down in front of a candle and the finances they currently had.  Belinda, however, needed a bit more space than the average seeker!  Her only finance was the dress she'd worn upon arriving at the Psychic Parlor of Doom.  She kneeled down before the candle and her dress in preparation for the ceremony.

The Book of Riches stated that in order to receive "riches at your doorstep in 24 hours," one must perform a ceremony wherein they recite some words over whatever finances they have.  Belinda opened up the book to find the words she had to say again.  She quickly found the section, but then noticed that there was actually more she had to do before reciting the words.  Belinda was puzzled; because she didn't remember seeing this the last time she read that chapter.  It now required that the seeker, once naked, must do a series of stretches, and at the end of each stretch say things like "I'm beautiful" and "I'm wonderful."  Belinda sighed.  She was not looking forward to all this physical exercise.

Belinda reluctantly spread her legs out so she could sit on the floor.  She then began her naked stretching and positive statements, which was accompanied by groans of discomfort.  The Potbellied Ninja heard her, and wondered what she was doing.  He walked towards Trodemus' bedroom and cracked the door just enough to see the naked Belinda stretching!  The sight was just too much for the Ninja as his attraction to her caused him to momentarily take leave of his senses and barge into the room!  Belinda screamed and told him to leave.  He quickly left; embarrassed by his loss of discipline and the fact that Belinda did not have any interest in him romantically.  She would later tell him, "I don't date fat guys, Ninja!"  The Potbellied Ninja was puzzled by this, since she was a bbw!

Belinda returned to her ceremony, and hoped the stretches she'd done had been enough, since there was no way she'd do them again!  She then recited the words that The Book of Riches required, which were: "I wish to be rich; though I am poor...I say these words with the belief that I will receive riches at my door."  Belinda then put everything away and jumped in bed, hoping to receive riches within 24 hours!

The next night, exactly 24 hours from the time of the ceremony, the doorbell to the Psychic Parlor rang. Belinda answered the door to find an envelope filled with $1,000 dollars in cash!  While this did nothing to help her find her Troddie, it was sure to take her mind off of it!  What Belinda did not realize was that this magic book of riches was constantly changing, and after she received the money, a sentence appeared in the "Redeeming the Riches" chapter that stated "to whoever receives the dough, to them will also come the fear of financial woe."

NEXT:  CURSE ON DOOM
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