Wednesday, October 1, 2014

New Ink Pitt--Reciting for Riches

New Ink Pitt--Absence of Doom pt. 4 of 4:  “Reciting for Riches” 

Belinda Disrobes!

Belinda removed the black robe of Trodemus.  It slid from her voluptuous body and crumpled into a heap on the floor.  She stood there naked, in all her big, beautiful glory!  Belinda smiled.  She liked the idea of being naked in Trodemus' room, but without him there, it was less fun!

Belinda looked at the space of floor she'd cleared for the ceremony.  The Book of Riches required only an area that was big enough for the seeker to kneel down in front of a candle and the finances they currently had.  Belinda, however, needed a bit more space than the average seeker!  Her only finance was the dress she'd worn upon arriving at the Psychic Parlor of Doom.  She kneeled down before the candle and her dress in preparation for the ceremony.

The Book of Riches stated that in order to receive "riches at your doorstep in 24 hours," one must perform a ceremony wherein they recite some words over whatever finances they have.  Belinda opened up the book to find the words she had to say again.  She quickly found the section, but then noticed that there was actually more she had to do before reciting the words.  Belinda was puzzled; because she didn't remember seeing this the last time she read that chapter.  It now required that the seeker, once naked, must do a series of stretches, and at the end of each stretch say things like "I'm beautiful" and "I'm wonderful."  Belinda sighed.  She was not looking forward to all this physical exercise.

Belinda reluctantly spread her legs out so she could sit on the floor.  She then began her naked stretching and positive statements, which was accompanied by groans of discomfort.  The Potbellied Ninja heard her, and wondered what she was doing.  He walked towards Trodemus' bedroom and cracked the door just enough to see the naked Belinda stretching!  The sight was just too much for the Ninja as his attraction to her caused him to momentarily take leave of his senses and barge into the room!  Belinda screamed and told him to leave.  He quickly left; embarrassed by his loss of discipline and the fact that Belinda did not have any interest in him romantically.  She would later tell him, "I don't date fat guys, Ninja!"  The Potbellied Ninja was puzzled by this, since she was a bbw!

Belinda returned to her ceremony, and hoped the stretches she'd done had been enough, since there was no way she'd do them again!  She then recited the words that The Book of Riches required, which were: "I wish to be rich; though I am poor...I say these words with the belief that I will receive riches at my door."  Belinda then put everything away and jumped in bed, hoping to receive riches within 24 hours!

The next night, exactly 24 hours from the time of the ceremony, the doorbell to the Psychic Parlor rang. Belinda answered the door to find an envelope filled with $1,000 dollars in cash!  While this did nothing to help her find her Troddie, it was sure to take her mind off of it!  What Belinda did not realize was that this magic book of riches was constantly changing, and after she received the money, a sentence appeared in the "Redeeming the Riches" chapter that stated "to whoever receives the dough, to them will also come the fear of financial woe."

NEXT:  CURSE ON DOOM
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