New Ink Pitt--Fashion Victim

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 1 of 12: “Fashion Victim”

Manly Man stood holding Officer Bates’ pistol with both hands, taking aim at his target. “Ok, sugar, this is the end of the line!  You’ve had a good run, but now it’s time for you to go!”  Manly Man pulled the trigger, releasing hot lead that burst out of the pistol, blowing a hole through the intended target!  Manly Man fell backwards onto the ground.  “Oh my goodness!! Mr. Bates sure has one powerful pistol!  Mmm wonder what the pistol in his pants is like?”  Manly Man gathered himself, and once more got to his feet.  “Well, I told you that this was the end for you!  You were old and worn out, and you were starting to make my butt look too big!  Manly Man held up a pair of jeans that now had a bullet hole in the crotch!  “Oh my goodness, that had to hurt!  Sorry, jeans, but I had to have something to use for target practice!  If I’m going to kill my duplicates, then I have to get good at aiming!” Manly Man looked closely at the jeans, peeping through the hole.  “Ooo I guess practice makes perfect!  Get ready, Manlies, because the real Manly Man is back, and he’s going to put an end to you, once and for all!
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT: TARGETING MANLY MAN SAFARI
WEDNESDAY MAY 13, 2015

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