New Ink Pitt--Seeker of Specters pt. 6 of 6: “The Library”
Ghosts! The Psychic Parlor of Doom was filled with ghosts! Resembling the original white-sheeted ghost that had been haunting Trodemus, the ghosts darted randomly around the lobby. Trodemus walked in, followed by Belinda and the camera crew.
“Why have you specters invaded the Psychic Parlor of Doom? Do you seek to destroy the remaining profits of Doom?” When there was no answer, Trodemus prepared to make his way through the ghosts to his office to check his fireproof safe.
“Master! Wait!” It was the Potbellied Ninja, servant of Doom. He walked down the staircase from upstairs, holding a large book. Out of the book flew more ghosts!
“Ninja! What are you doing?”
“Master, it this book! It cause of everything!” The Potbellied Ninja stretched forward to hand the book to Trodemus, and some Twinkies fell out of his martial arts outfit.
“What are you talking about? What is this book and why is it releasing ghosts into the psychic parlor?”
Potbellied Ninja held the book closer to Trodemus, who was reluctant to take it. “This book, or rather, a spell in it, cause your problems!” Several more ghosts flew out once he finished his sentence. He then closed the book, and all the ghosts disappeared! Ninja smiled. “See?”
Trodemus knows nothing of any spell book! He has nothing of the sort! The Prophet of Doom has no need of magic, as his powers are from within! Where did you get it? Certainly not in the Psychic Parlor!”
Potbellied Ninja frowned. “But, Master! I find it in the library!”
Trodemus looked stunned. “What library? The Psychic Parlor of Doom has no library! There is no money in clients wandering around and reading books for free!”
Potbellied Ninja signalled for Trodemus, Belinda, and the camera crew to follow him upstairs. The Ninja led them down the hall past Trodemus’ and Belinda’s room.
“Bah! Where is this library? There is nothing here but a wall!” The Potbellied Ninja then went over and tapped the middle of the wall three times. There was a bright flash of light that caused everyone to shield their eyes. When it was over, they looked to see a doorway in the middle of the wall! Through the doorway was a huge library filled with books!
“Here is library, Master!”
“How is this possible? There are no secrets the Psychic Parlor of Doom holds that Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, does no know!”
Belinda put her hand on Trodemus’ shoulder. There was a look of concern on her face. “Troddie, that’s not entirely true. The Ninja and I have something to tell you…”
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| Potbellied Ninja & the Library |
“Why have you specters invaded the Psychic Parlor of Doom? Do you seek to destroy the remaining profits of Doom?” When there was no answer, Trodemus prepared to make his way through the ghosts to his office to check his fireproof safe.
“Master! Wait!” It was the Potbellied Ninja, servant of Doom. He walked down the staircase from upstairs, holding a large book. Out of the book flew more ghosts!
“Ninja! What are you doing?”
“Master, it this book! It cause of everything!” The Potbellied Ninja stretched forward to hand the book to Trodemus, and some Twinkies fell out of his martial arts outfit.
“What are you talking about? What is this book and why is it releasing ghosts into the psychic parlor?”
Potbellied Ninja held the book closer to Trodemus, who was reluctant to take it. “This book, or rather, a spell in it, cause your problems!” Several more ghosts flew out once he finished his sentence. He then closed the book, and all the ghosts disappeared! Ninja smiled. “See?”
Trodemus knows nothing of any spell book! He has nothing of the sort! The Prophet of Doom has no need of magic, as his powers are from within! Where did you get it? Certainly not in the Psychic Parlor!”
Potbellied Ninja frowned. “But, Master! I find it in the library!”
Trodemus looked stunned. “What library? The Psychic Parlor of Doom has no library! There is no money in clients wandering around and reading books for free!”
Potbellied Ninja signalled for Trodemus, Belinda, and the camera crew to follow him upstairs. The Ninja led them down the hall past Trodemus’ and Belinda’s room.
“Bah! Where is this library? There is nothing here but a wall!” The Potbellied Ninja then went over and tapped the middle of the wall three times. There was a bright flash of light that caused everyone to shield their eyes. When it was over, they looked to see a doorway in the middle of the wall! Through the doorway was a huge library filled with books!
“Here is library, Master!”
“How is this possible? There are no secrets the Psychic Parlor of Doom holds that Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, does no know!”
Belinda put her hand on Trodemus’ shoulder. There was a look of concern on her face. “Troddie, that’s not entirely true. The Ninja and I have something to tell you…”
NEXT: SWEATER OF SHIT
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