Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Shit Pitt--Peyton's Predicament

Shit Pitt--Child Castaways pt. 6 of 6:  "Peyton's Predicament"
Peyton is up a tree!


Mr. Clementine walked out of Monica's trailer at sunrise to see if his sweater and pants were dry.  At the clothes line, he discovered that his sweater was missing!  He gathered his pants, and discussed the matter with Monica over breakfast.  They concluded that it was most likely the work of Peyton the problem child.  Monica vowed to make him confess between takes and get him to return the sweater.

Monica and Clementine arrived on the set later, and Clementine was given his own actor's chair along with the script to read.  He was set to do a reading of a scene that was very similar to his arrival on the island, with Monica as a native discovering Clementine and the children after being shipwrecked.  The child castaways in Child Castaways are not alone on an island, but are accompanied by their camp counselor, now played by Mr. Clementine!  Everyone was in place and in costume except for Peyton.  Jeffery the director sent someone to find him.  A quick search of his trailer and other areas of the set turned up nothing!  Then, a crew member who was taking a break out near the beach came running up to the set.  He asked if anyone had a ladder, because Peyton was stuck in a tree!

Mr. Clementine, Monica, Jeffery, and the children all ran out to the trees where Peyton was.  They found him as the crew member had stated...up in a tree!  The Problem Child was hanging from a branch and pitching a fit about his predicament!  Peyton was suspended from the tree by Mr. Clementine's missing sweater, which he now wore!

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