New Ink Pitt--Bates and Screenface pt. 3 of 5: Advice & Answers*
The Manly Man sat in his chair in front of the bound Officer Bates and Screenface.
“I need answers, guys! Can you tell me why Billy G Hydrick was runnin’ around the woods naked with my dupe?!?”
“Probably because Gaymerica finally turned him gay!” Bates retorted.
Manly Man slid his hands between his crotch and grabbed the front of his chair, which raised his shoulders in a very feminine pose. “Oh Mr. Bates, you’re such a smarty! That does make sense though! That little heifer Safari has picked up where Gaymerica left off in the attempted Gayification of Billy G!”
“But that’s not what I’m asking. I already know that Billy G was only naked because he was skinny-dipping with Safari. Either that or they were playing grab-ass in the woods!”
Manly Man sighed. “What I really want to know is…why isn’t Billy G running around naked with me?”
Bates responded again. “Probably because you tried to kill his friends!”
“Mr. Bates…are you JEALOUS? Worried that Billy G is going to get some of this Man Princess before you? Don’t worry, Sugar! I’ve had great fun playing with your pistol and it makes me want the real thing so much more! All you have to do is do what you said…turn gay! Ooo I’ll be all over you like frillies on panties! Any chance?”
Bates gritted his teeth. “Nope. But there is a chance that I will LOCK YOU UP when I get loose from here!”
“Oh Mr. Bates! You and your elaborate ideas of escape! Don’t you know that Screenie Poo there designed this room to hold any and all of his enemies? I do think it was originally designed to hold the Ink Avenger, wasn’t it Screenie?”
“Yes…that is true.” Screenface groaned. “Should the Ink Avenger ever show up, this room is designed to hold him, even in his ‘roided state, but how do you know that?”
Manly Man giggled. “Well…I was snooping around and I read that in some of your files here in your hideout! I found out something else on my own though! This room was also designed in such a way that even Screenie Poo can’t escape!”
Screenface turned his head quickly towards Manly Man. “What? How do you know that?”
“Screenie Poo, did you forget your hidden camera over there in the wall? I heard you say you couldn’t contact your men because of how you designed this room. Would like to know more about why, but it’s enough now to know that you can’t escape. Was unsure at first, which is why I gassed you!”
“I still just don’t feel comfortable letting either of you loose from your shackles, even with the room locked! You might try to jump me when I come in…which may not be a bad thing--hehe-- if you two would suddenly go gay! Don’t like seeing you hanging around there all the time though. It looks quite painful!”
“I’ll figure something out. Got a lot on my mind, so I’m going to go work my feelings out all alone--sigh---with my diary!”
*This story takes place after Assassination Attempt pt. 12 and during the Dealing with the Dupes storyline
NEXT: GAY GAS
WEDNESDAY AUGUST 19, 2015
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| Manly Man, getting advice! |
The Manly Man sat in his chair in front of the bound Officer Bates and Screenface.
“I need answers, guys! Can you tell me why Billy G Hydrick was runnin’ around the woods naked with my dupe?!?”
“Probably because Gaymerica finally turned him gay!” Bates retorted.
Manly Man slid his hands between his crotch and grabbed the front of his chair, which raised his shoulders in a very feminine pose. “Oh Mr. Bates, you’re such a smarty! That does make sense though! That little heifer Safari has picked up where Gaymerica left off in the attempted Gayification of Billy G!”
“But that’s not what I’m asking. I already know that Billy G was only naked because he was skinny-dipping with Safari. Either that or they were playing grab-ass in the woods!”
Manly Man sighed. “What I really want to know is…why isn’t Billy G running around naked with me?”
Bates responded again. “Probably because you tried to kill his friends!”
“Mr. Bates…are you JEALOUS? Worried that Billy G is going to get some of this Man Princess before you? Don’t worry, Sugar! I’ve had great fun playing with your pistol and it makes me want the real thing so much more! All you have to do is do what you said…turn gay! Ooo I’ll be all over you like frillies on panties! Any chance?”
Bates gritted his teeth. “Nope. But there is a chance that I will LOCK YOU UP when I get loose from here!”
“Oh Mr. Bates! You and your elaborate ideas of escape! Don’t you know that Screenie Poo there designed this room to hold any and all of his enemies? I do think it was originally designed to hold the Ink Avenger, wasn’t it Screenie?”
“Yes…that is true.” Screenface groaned. “Should the Ink Avenger ever show up, this room is designed to hold him, even in his ‘roided state, but how do you know that?”
Manly Man giggled. “Well…I was snooping around and I read that in some of your files here in your hideout! I found out something else on my own though! This room was also designed in such a way that even Screenie Poo can’t escape!”
Screenface turned his head quickly towards Manly Man. “What? How do you know that?”
“Screenie Poo, did you forget your hidden camera over there in the wall? I heard you say you couldn’t contact your men because of how you designed this room. Would like to know more about why, but it’s enough now to know that you can’t escape. Was unsure at first, which is why I gassed you!”
“I still just don’t feel comfortable letting either of you loose from your shackles, even with the room locked! You might try to jump me when I come in…which may not be a bad thing--hehe-- if you two would suddenly go gay! Don’t like seeing you hanging around there all the time though. It looks quite painful!”
“I’ll figure something out. Got a lot on my mind, so I’m going to go work my feelings out all alone--sigh---with my diary!”
NEXT: GAY GAS
WEDNESDAY AUGUST 19, 2015
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