New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Aftermath pt. 1 of 3: In the Rubble
Billy G coughed as he lifted himself up to a sitting position. Though he and the Manlies had escaped the building in time, the impact of the explosion had caused a shockwave that sent debris and dust flying everywhere. Billy G had taken cover on the ground behind his truck. In the chaos of getting to safety, he had lost track of the others.
Suddenly, the sound of another cough rose from the dust. Billy G squinted his eyes, straining to see who it was. The smiling face of Manly Man Yellow appeared as he emerged from the smoke.
“Wow! I like bringing the house down with my comedy, but this is ridiculous! How are you folks tonight?”
Billy G looked at Yellow and then around to see who he was talking to through the smoke. No one was visible.
“I’m not so good! Just survived an explosion, and that’s not the worst of it! Survived it with a redneck, a guy who thinks he’s a dog, a vampire, and a tree hugger!”
Some of the rubble nearby suddenly shifted, scaring Yellow and Billy G. “Oh my goodness…Manly Man Yellow! Your jokes are still terrible!!!” The Original Manly Man rose from the rocks that had covered him.
“Oh Billy G! There you are! Nice to see a real man other than myself around here! Gaymerica proved just how very unmanly…in the physical sense…all my dupes are! Think of how awful it would have been for me to try and get it on with Gaymerica, getting all stuck to him hehe until I sucked him right up!”
Billy G gritted his teeth and jumped to his feet, ready to attack the Original Manly Man!
Yellow held him back.
“Ya got some explain’ ta do, Manly Man! What did ya do ta Gaymerica?!?"
The Manly Man giggled. "Oh don't worry about him, Billy G! Let's ditch my dupes and run off together!
Billy G prepared to punch the Manly Man, but was distracted by the arrival of Safari and Midnight. Safari ran up to Billy G on all fours and rubbed against his legs. Billy G patted him on the head.
"Glad ta see you too, Safari. Welcome back, Midnight! Where's Brown?"
Midnight frowned. "He vas behind me ven ve got off the elevator. Then the explosion happened, and I lost him!"
Billy G immediately turned his attention back to the Manly Man.
"Don't look at me! I was the first one off the elevator, and didn't touch any of my dupes--this time--hehe!" Manly Man put his hands on his hips and tried to act sexy to entice Billy G.
Billy G grabbed Manly Man by the arms. "Ya might not have had anythin' ta do with Brown goin' missin,' but you are the person we came ta get! You tried to kill Gaymerica and your dupes and ah think ya should be punished for yore crimes!" Manly Man giggled since he liked the punishment idea. "So the question is, what are we gon' do with you?"
NEXT: FATE OF BATES
MONDAY JANUARY 18, 2016
Suddenly, the sound of another cough rose from the dust. Billy G squinted his eyes, straining to see who it was. The smiling face of Manly Man Yellow appeared as he emerged from the smoke.
“Wow! I like bringing the house down with my comedy, but this is ridiculous! How are you folks tonight?”
Billy G looked at Yellow and then around to see who he was talking to through the smoke. No one was visible.
“I’m not so good! Just survived an explosion, and that’s not the worst of it! Survived it with a redneck, a guy who thinks he’s a dog, a vampire, and a tree hugger!”
Some of the rubble nearby suddenly shifted, scaring Yellow and Billy G. “Oh my goodness…Manly Man Yellow! Your jokes are still terrible!!!” The Original Manly Man rose from the rocks that had covered him.
“Oh Billy G! There you are! Nice to see a real man other than myself around here! Gaymerica proved just how very unmanly…in the physical sense…all my dupes are! Think of how awful it would have been for me to try and get it on with Gaymerica, getting all stuck to him hehe until I sucked him right up!”
Billy G gritted his teeth and jumped to his feet, ready to attack the Original Manly Man!
Yellow held him back.
“Ya got some explain’ ta do, Manly Man! What did ya do ta Gaymerica?!?"
The Manly Man giggled. "Oh don't worry about him, Billy G! Let's ditch my dupes and run off together!
Billy G prepared to punch the Manly Man, but was distracted by the arrival of Safari and Midnight. Safari ran up to Billy G on all fours and rubbed against his legs. Billy G patted him on the head.
"Glad ta see you too, Safari. Welcome back, Midnight! Where's Brown?"
Midnight frowned. "He vas behind me ven ve got off the elevator. Then the explosion happened, and I lost him!"
Billy G immediately turned his attention back to the Manly Man.
"Don't look at me! I was the first one off the elevator, and didn't touch any of my dupes--this time--hehe!" Manly Man put his hands on his hips and tried to act sexy to entice Billy G.
Billy G grabbed Manly Man by the arms. "Ya might not have had anythin' ta do with Brown goin' missin,' but you are the person we came ta get! You tried to kill Gaymerica and your dupes and ah think ya should be punished for yore crimes!" Manly Man giggled since he liked the punishment idea. "So the question is, what are we gon' do with you?"
NEXT: FATE OF BATES
MONDAY JANUARY 18, 2016
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All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
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