Peepers' Pitt--Affixed Fight

Peepers' Pitt--Costume's Charge pt. 1 of 6:  Affixed Fight

Mr. Peepers grumbled.  35 minutes?!?  He was going to have to wait 35 minutes, suspended to the giant wall charger before he could even access the power of his new costume!  He'd gone through so much already, like the escape from the Pittians in town and his flight on the back of bird man Birdy Nok Nok!  It also had been no easy task to get through that ridiculous maze that he didn't create on his way to the Tinkerer's lab!  This giant wall charger was just another stupid step in Glademus' insane stipulations that had begun with Peepers' "Gray Experience."  Peepers was beginning to think the costume had no power at all, and the whole thing was just a cruel prank Glademus was playing on him after Peepers took his Whitespace power and used it to create his own universe!

Peepers looked down at the wrist screen within his sleeve.  10 minutes had past, so he wouldn't have to wait that much longer.

Suddenly, he heard a sound coming from the maze.  Peepers looked over to see Choo Choo Andrews stumble into the lab!  The railroad man was looking worse for wear, after his flying collision with the two robots!

"Peepers!  I...got you...now!"  Andrews slowly made his way towards Peepers.

"Choo Choo look terrible!  Did he get run over by train?  Oh wait--he is train!  Glademus give you power and make you go WOOT WOOT like little train engine!"

Choo Choo growled.  "Why you--!  I oughta...koff koff!"  Andrews waved his hand in the air to clear out the smoke that came out of his mouth.

"Choo Choo really should give up smoking!  It bad for you!"  Peepers giggled.

"Lissen here, Young Man!  Don you go insultin' your elders!  I been on the railroad a long time and I could prob'ly teach ya a thing or two!"

"Yes it true!  Age of Choo Choo is one reason Peepers bring him to his Peepers' Pitt!  Choo Choo have much experience and live long time!  How old you now...75?"

"Hey!"  Choo Choo gathered himself up and made his way towards Peepers.  Peepers squirmed a little, but waited to for Choo Choo to get close.  He then kicked the railroad man backwards with his two feet!  Choo Choo fell down on his behind!

"Dammit!  Ya done knocked me on my backside, but I ain't done with ya yet!"  Choo Choo then stumbled over to Peepers again and attempted to slap him!  Peepers blocked it with his arm!

"Choo Choo forgetful!  Just because Peepers' back affixed to wall, it not mean he not able to use arms and legs!"  Peepers then poked Choo Choo in the eyes and pushed him back.

"Stay away from Peepers!  He not like close contact with someone who smell like coal!"

Choo Choo shook off the poke and then glared at Peepers with a smile.  "It don' matter!  Don' gotta fight ya!  All I gotta do is wait here until the other Pittians arrive and then we've won!  Glademus said if we caught you then he'd send us all home!  Don' look like you goin' anywhere for a while!  How the hell ya get stuck to the wall like that anyway?"

Before he could answer, the sound of a jet engine was heard overhead.  Outside, the new jet built by the Pittians and the Mad Tinkerer had arrived!

NEXT:  SWEATER'S HOLD

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Shit Pitt--Story of the Sweater

Shit Pitt--The Sweater Story pt. 6 of 6:  Story of the Sweater

Monica awoke to find Clementine gone!  After their night of passion, the two had fallen asleep in her bed.  The last thing she remembered was Clementine's arms wrapped around her as they spooned.  She moved her arm and felt the empty pillow where Clementine had rested his head.  Monica sighed and suddenly realized something else.  They had both fallen asleep naked, so how was it that she was now wearing her bra and panties?  She got another surprise when she attempted to get up out of bed.  No matter how hard she tried, she could not lift herself up!  After a few moments she realized that her bra and panties were somehow holding her to the bed, as if they were attached to the mattress!  Monica could not figure out how this was possible.  She struggled and managed to slip out of her underwear.  With her legs free, she kicked and twisted but could not get her upper torso free from her bra.  She was unable to reach the back fasteners, since that area was pinned to the mattress by some unseen force!  Monica moved her bare legs and bottom in a futile kickfest that produced no results.

Mr. Clementine's eyes fluttered open to a blue-green world all around him.  The cool embrace of water pressed up against his skin, and he realized his whole body was adrift...underwater!  He gasped for breath only to have his mouth fill with salt water!  He was in the ocean again, and drowning, just like the day when Terrance the Pirate had forced him over the edge and down to the depths!  He'd never quite figured out how he'd survived that, and then to awaken on the island of Tutuila,  to the lovely sight of Monica, the Tutuilan native actress!  Monica!  He was in bed with her after their lovemaking!  How did he get here?  Clementine tried to hold what breath he had left and determined that he would once more escape his watery fate.  He attempted to swim upwards, towards what he thought was the light of the sky above him.  He assumed  it was morning from the look of things.  He swam towards it, but to his horror, the light was suddenly...shut off!  It was now pitch black where the light had been, and Clementine had to turn back because he could not see anything!  He retreated to the blue-green area and frantically looked for some sign of daylight elsewhere.  He began to panic as he could no longer hold his breath and prepared to breathe out and accept his fate.

Suddenly, a light appeared, but not from anywhere around him.  Clementine looked down to see he had his sweater on and it was now glowing red with energy!  In his confusion, he had not paid any attention to what he was wearing.  After his lovemaking with Monica, he really wasn't supposed to be wearing anything!  Yet there it was, glowing brighter and brighter with red energy.  Clementine grew frightened, wondering what was about to happen next.  The red energy grew to a climax and then seemed to explode out into the water!  Clementine was unharmed.  On the contrary, he had been saved!  A red bubble of energy now surrounded him.  He took a breath and realized there was air in the bubble!  Clementine sighed in relief and took a few moments to gather himself.

He could not rest long as the sweater suddenly forced Clementine's arms up and worked its way off of his body!  It then flew over to the other side of the bubble and floated in the air.

"Oh my God!  It's true!  My sweater!!  Y-you're alive?!"  Clementine was both astonished and puzzled that this sweater he'd had for years was now somehow acting on its own!

"H-how is this possible?"

The blue sweater glowed red again and suddenly two eyes and a mouth appeared in it.  It began a raspy laugh that chilled Clementine to the bone.

"Anything is possible for...SHITHEAD!"  The raspy voice that spoke from the sweater needed no introduction.  It was clear that it was the Demon of Defecation, Shithead!  Clementine's heart sank in horror as it brought back memories of him being a servant of Shithead, as one of the Shitlings!

"Hello Clementine!"  the raspy voice of Shithead seemed to fill the whole bubble with fear.  Clementine had to force himself to find the words to interact with him.

"But you're dead!  The Rebellion killed you!"

Shithead laughed yet again.  "Oh you mean when Betram ate me up?  He did get rid of me, yes, but he only sent me back to my home dimension!  My Shitworld is so much better than your little Pitt, but I rule everything here already, and I seek new places to conquer!  I have yet to fully take your dimension but despite my little...setback...I made sure I'd get another chance!"

"What do you mean?"  Clementine grew curious.

"Well, Betram didn't get all of me!  He didn't see the vestiges of myself that I left within your sweater and within the headpiece of the only Shitling to escape the Rebellion--Halabaad the terrorist!

"So that explains Peyton's Sweater story!"  Clementine exclaimed.  "My sweater isn't alive...it's just being animated by you!"

"Oh but it is alive!  It is very much sentinent, but it is still my servant!  I fashioned the Sweatershit to lie dormant until I got to you via Halabaad or if your life was at risk."

"When Terrance tried to drown you in the ocean, the Sweatershit activated on its own, and saved your life!  It has been acting independently ever since, though within my orders.  Due to it's limited power without my presence, it had to get creative.  It manipulated your new lady friend somewhat with a quickly-pushed bedroom distraction that allowed it to get you here!"

"You were supposed to free the other Shitlings once I activated your Sweatershit in the Cowboy's jail, but your pirate friend complicated things!  He certainly does hate you!  Took us a while to get to him but now...see for yourself!"

An image appeared next to the floating sweater.  In it Clementine saw Terrance the Pirate tied up on his pirate yacht, with Halabaad the Terrorist standing over him!

"I just let him know, through Halabaad, who's in charge!  Figured you might want to deal with him, once I arrive on Tutulia and make it possible for you to fully embrace the Sweatershit!"

"No!" Clementine protested.  "I won't serve you again!"

Shithead laughed.  "Oh, but you will!  I've taken steps to see that you do!"  The image then switched to show the half-naked Monica still fastened by her bra to her bed.  "The Sweatershit's interaction with Monica's undergarments gave them some power.  She is unable to move and quite trapped!  If you do not embrace the Sweatershit, I will have Halabaad go and eliminate her!"

Clementine sighed.  "Don't hurt her!!  I-I'll do what you ask!"

"Very good, Clementine!  I knew you'd see it my way!  It has been a long chase, but it will be over once I arrive with Halabaad on Tutuila!  You will embrace the Sweatershit and it will take total control of you!  Percy Clementine, my Shitling you were, and my Shitling you will be once again!"  Shithead then laughed as Clementine felt hopeless.

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Peepers' Pitt--The Charger

Peepers' Pitt--A MAZE ing Adventure pt. 6 of 6:  The Charger

Mr. Peepers tore through the Tinker's Lab desperately looking for any sign of the charger for his new costume!  He rummaged through a tool box full of nuts, bolts, screws, and lots of mechanical parts with no luck.

"Where Glademus hide charger?  Peepers want it...NOW!"  He then looked up and scanned the room with his red glasses, which wasn't very helpful in the darkened lab.
Peepers  then saw something on the wall.  There was a schematic drawing of what appeared to be his costume, and below it, a machine with a lever.  Peepers closely studied the diagram and concluded that pulling the lever would reveal the charger!  He assumed that it would be something he could hold in his hand and plug into the costume...somewhere.  He ran his fingers along his costume in search a receptacle in which the charger could be plugged in, but couldn't find anything.  Frustrated, Peepers finally went ahead and pulled the lever!

The machine fired up and made a humming sound.  Around him, the walls of the lab seemed to be alive with energy!  The next instant, Peepers was aware of something happening at the back of his costume!  He reached back and felt two previously unseen projections coming out of the costume, around his shoulder blade area!  Peepers realized they were metal and from the shape of them, that they were life-sized electrical blades like that of an electrical plug!

"Charger not plug into costume!  Costume plug into charger, evidently!  Peepers have bad feeling about this!"

Suddenly, the whirring sound of moving machinery came from the wall.  A panel slid away to reveal a two-slotted socket that matched Peepers' costume blades.  Peepers gasped as magnetic force suddenly pulled him backwards!  The costume then automatically plugged into the wall socket, with Peepers held there against the wall!
A small screen then appeared on the wrist of Peepers' costume sleeve, that read...COSTUME CHARGING...TIME TO FULL CHARGE:  35 MINUTES.

NEXT:  THE STORY OF THE SWEATER

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Shit Pitt--Fashion Fling

Shit Pitt--The Sweater Story pt. 5 of 6:  Fashion Fling

"Oh Percy you were so great!"  Monica put her arm around Clementine as they walked back to her trailer after a long day of filming Child Castaways.

"Thanks Monica."  Clementine responded to Monica's sudden embrace with awkwardness at first, but a smile formed on his face as he became more comfortable with it.  She slid her arm around his back in a slight hug, and then pulled it back and around his arm.  A few moments later and she was holding hands with him.  Clementine felt a tingle of love and a surge of lust as his thoughts began racing about holding the beautiful Monica in his arms and having his way with her.  She'd made it pretty obvious that she was interested in him.  Clementine could feel that it was just a matter of time, and that that time could be fast approaching!

Upon arriving at her trailer, the two walked in.  Clementine sat down on the couch while Monica once again slid out of her clothes!  She lifted the traditional Tutulian dress costume over her head, revealing her spandex shorts and top.  She then sat down beside Percy, who wore a white t-shirt and shorts.

"Percy, you really did do great today!  You're great with the kids and you execute your lines so much better than Fred!"  She placed a hand on his leg.

"Well, I just did my best.  I'm not a big-time actor"  Clementine humbly stated.

Monica's eyes glistened.  "But you could be!  Percy, this movie could be your big break!  Aww you're so modest!  I like that about a man."

She then smiled and cut her eyes sexily at him.  "Percy, I --

"Yes Monica?"  Clementine looked into her eyes and almost got lost in the beauty.

We've only known each other for a short while, but I want you to know that I really enjoy your company."  She was then silent for a few awkward moments.

Percy spoke up.  "I enjoy being with you too, Monica!  Great working with you out there!"  Clementine then mentally kicked himself for saying something so stupid.  It was clear she wanted him but he kept messing it up!

"Oh."  Monica's smile faded and then brightened up again, but only slightly.  "I enjoy...working...with you too."  She then got up from the couch.

"Um...I guess I better go take a shower."  She then walked into her bedroom.  Clementine got up and followed, but before he could say anything, he saw Monica standing in her bedroom and looking at her undergarments spread out on the bed!  She seemed a bit concerned at first, but then she got a huge smile on her face!  She turned to Percy, walked over and kissed him!"

"Monica...mmff,"  Clementine struggled to get the words out as Monica's passionate kisses overtook him.  His words were taken out of his mouth but there was no more need to communicate since it was clear that now was the time for action!


Monica backed away from him for a moment to lift her shirt and reveal her lovely Tutulian breasts, which left Clementine stunned!  She then lay back on the bed and Clementine joined her.  Clementine wondered why Monica had been staring at all her intimate items on the bed but didn't think it was unusual for them to be there since  women are always trying on and taking things off in search of the right outfit to wear.  The only thoughts on his mind now were those of lovemaking as he got on top of Monica and met her passion with his own in a heated entanglement that left them oblivious to the world around them.

In a corner behind them, Mr. Clementine's sweater rose up and floated.

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Peepers' Pitt--End of the Maze

Peepers' Pitt--A MAZE ing Adventure pt. 5 of 6:  End of the Maze

Mr. Peepers clenched his teeth as he held his fingers in his ears.  The robots' sirens grew louder as they rolled down the mechanical maze after him.  Peepers was at a loss of what to do at this point, and the noise was making it impossible to come up with any profound strategy to stop them.  He finally acted on instinct, grabbing a metal pipe on the wall of the mechanical maze!

"Peepers stop stupid noisy robots," he thought. "even if he have to whack them!"

Unfortunately, the pipe was attached to the wall, and Peepers had no way of cutting it off.  He began kicking it but still couldn't get it to budge.

"Stupid pipe!  Peepers not like!  Why you welded to wall?!?"

Suddenly, a much louder sound, like that of a horn, filled the mechanical maze.  Smoke then filled the passageway, which Peepers used to make his escape further down the maze away from the robots.  As he pressed closely against the wall, he saw Choo Choo Andrews, speeding through the air, releasing the smoke from his mouth and making the horn sounds between puffs!

"Railroad man look crazy!"  Peepers giggled to himself.  "Glademus play really big joke on him by give him power to become living train!  It only good to make lot of noise and big mess!"
Choo Choo was moving so fast that he did not have time to stop himself, and with the smoke filling up the maze, it was really hard to see what was in front of him.  Peepers heard one last blare of the horn, followed by a loud crash!  After that there was silence.  Peepers walked through the smoke to find Choo Choo laid out on the floor, and in front of him, the two robots overturned and out of commission!  Peepers quickly made his way past them and further down the maze, where he found...the end of the maze!  He left the mechanical confines of the maze and entered a large room that he knew was the Tinker's Lab!

NEXT:  FASHION FLING

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Shit Pitt--Incident of Intimate Items

Shit Pitt--The Sweater Story pt. 4 of 6:  Incident of Intimate Items

Mr. Clementine's sweater burrowed around underneath the covers of Monica's bed.  It thrust back and forth like some sort of animal!  After inspecting the sleeping space thoroughly, it then slipped back out from under the covers.  It "stood" on top of the bed, starched and straight for a few moments.  Starch was definitely not responsible for what happened next!  The sweater moved its sleeves around again, this time in a waving action.  As the sleeves waved faster, the entire sweater began to glow red with energy again!  Another burst of bright red light released that energy into the entire room, causing Monica's cabinets to fly open!  Underwear, socks, panty hose, and any other unmentionables Monica had stored there were forced out of their places into the air!  Clementine's sweater still stood erect as the items floated into the air above it.  For a few moments there was no other activity.  Monica's unmentionables remained in the air.  It was as if the sweater was thinking about what each item was and where it should be placed in this setup to do the most good.  Whether or not the sweater in its sentience was somehow aware of the uses of its fellow clothing was not yet certain.  Another burst of energy caused all the clothing to drop to the bed in what appeared to be random positions.  Yet the drop had left the more erotic clothing on the bed, while others fell to the floor.  One of Monica's fancy bras was positioned nearly in the center of the bed.  A pair of her panties lay nearby.  Various stockings lay sprawled across the bed in a fashion that led the eye up to the bra and panties.  The sweater then fell over, with one sleeve landing on Monica's bra, creating quite an incident of intimate items!


Terrance “the Pirate” groaned.  He was started to awaken from the knockout gas that had been used on him.  He tried to move his arms, but realized they were tied behind his back.  He lay on the deck of his pirate yacht on his side.  As he slowly rose to a sitting position, he saw the hooded figure from the motorboat, standing near the ship’s wheel.  The figure’s back was turned to him, and Terrance felt that he could easily catch the person by surprise, if only he could get his hands untied.  He began to slide around the deck, in search of something sharp to cut the rope of his tied hands.  It was all in vain though, because the hooded figure suddenly spoke.

“Terrrance...you can not eeescape...”

The voice was raspy, and very familiar.  Terrance’s clouded mind struggled to match the voice with a face.  His heart sank suddenly as he realized who it was!  The hooded figure whirled around, a face full of feces that could only belong to one entity!

“Come now, Terrrance!  Surely you have not forgotten SHITHEAD!”

The Demon of Defecation then laughed as Terrance screamed!

NEXT:  END OF THE MAZE

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Peepers Pitt--Mechanical Mayhem

Peepers' Pitt--A MAZE ing Adventure 4 of 6:  Mechanical Mayhem

Mr. Peepers continued down the maze.  He had already disabled several new electrical encirclements that popped up in front of him along the way.  The humming sound he'd been hearing had evidently come from the energy buildup that created them.  The humming had faded now, insuring Peepers that perhaps that was the last of them.  The mechanical maze had grown eerily quiet.  Peepers felt that he must be getting closer to the charger that he was so desperately searching for.  A realization came over him.  In all the rush to find the charger and power his new costume and glasses, it hadn't occurred to Peepers before that he didn't know what the charger looked like or how to plug his costume into it!

"Problem Peepers deal with later." he thought.

A whirring sound broke the silence and caused Peepers to look up quickly!  He looked down the maze to see two small robots rolling towards him on tank treads!  They were similar in appearance to the Mad Tinkerer's larger robot he'd faced back in the town.

"BZZT...INTRUDER...HALT"  the first robot demanded.  Peepers smirked and didn't see the danger of these robots, which were about as tall as his knee.

"HALT...NOW...OR PREPARE...TO BE ENGAGED" the second robot stated.

Peepers gasped.

"Robots confuse Peepers!  Tell Peepers to halt and then propose to him?  Peepers not ready to get married!  Even if he was, he not want a metal mate!"

Peepers then attempted to walk past the robots, but his first step was met by a siren  emitted from the robots that caused him to cringe.  The sound bounced off the circular metal maze and was quickly becoming unbearable.  One robot lifted a metal claw and shot out a net.  Peepers barely avoided it, rolling out of the way just in time.  He tried to get up and run past the robots but was stopped by blinding red strobe lights that reminded Peepers of his own strobe.  With the noise level continuing to rise and the strobe lights disorienting him, Peepers had to turn and retreat back down the maze, away from his destination!

NEXT:  SWEATER SET-UP

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