Shit Pitt--The Sweater Story pt. 3 of 6: Sentient Sweater
Mr. Clementine's sweater lay on the floor, motionless after its fall from the hanger in Moncia's closet. Then one sleeve appeared to shake a couple of times before it lifted itself up in the air! The sleeve then lunged and seemed to grip the floor as it pulled itself forward. The other sleeve then lifted and pulled the sweater further. This continued until the sweater had reached the center of the room where Monica's bed was. Now at the side of the bed, the sweater paused for a few moments. Suddenly, both sleeves lifted simultaneously and the sweater glowed red with energy. There was a bright burst of red light and the sweater "leapt" off the floor and onto the bed! It then scampered towards the pillows and burrowed beneath the covers!
Meanwhile, far from Tutulia, the ship commanded by Terrance the Pirate sailed towards Hawaii. Satisfied that he had gotten rid of his fellow actor, Mr. Clementine, Terrance was looking to spend a few days in the tropical paradise before heading back to America and becoming a big time actor with his own children's show! Terrance was in fact no pirate. His "yarrs" were as fake as the "missing eye" that his eye patch was supposed to cover. His pirate ship was actually an old yacht with a few modifications, like the addition of the wooden plank he made Clementine walk. None of these realities fazed him though. Terrance had played a pirate for so long on Clementine's Children that he was always somewhat in character. He was so immersed in the whole thing that just about everyone he'd come in contact with, from the Rebellion to the Shitlings, actually thought that Terrance was somehow a pirate! However, Mr. Clementine knew the truth, and Terrance had been jealous of his small-time success as the leading man of Clementine's Children. It appeared that his whole reason for siding with the Rebellion against Shithead was to capture and get rid of Clementine. His plan had worked perfectly, or so he thought, and he sailed on to his celebration where he hoped to find "wenches and rum!" Terrance stood at the helm of his pirate yacht and steered with an old fashioned ship's wheel as he stared out across the ocean.
The sound of a motor was suddenly heard from behind, causing Terrance to wheel around and grit his teeth angrily.
"Yarr what be this awful sound?!? There be no motorized mechanisms on Terrance the Terrible's vessel!"
He saw a small motorboat in the distance moving quickly towards him. There was really no time to react as the boat was upon him in the next few moments. Terrance saw a hooded person on the boat, who threw something up in the air as they passed Terrance's pirate yacht. The object hit the floor of the yacht, and smoke began to rise from it. Terrance realized too late that it was some type of knockout gas as the "pirate" fell to the deck of his ship into unconsciousness.
NEXT: MECHANICAL MAYHEM
WEDNESDAY MAY 4, 2016
Mr. Clementine's sweater lay on the floor, motionless after its fall from the hanger in Moncia's closet. Then one sleeve appeared to shake a couple of times before it lifted itself up in the air! The sleeve then lunged and seemed to grip the floor as it pulled itself forward. The other sleeve then lifted and pulled the sweater further. This continued until the sweater had reached the center of the room where Monica's bed was. Now at the side of the bed, the sweater paused for a few moments. Suddenly, both sleeves lifted simultaneously and the sweater glowed red with energy. There was a bright burst of red light and the sweater "leapt" off the floor and onto the bed! It then scampered towards the pillows and burrowed beneath the covers!
Meanwhile, far from Tutulia, the ship commanded by Terrance the Pirate sailed towards Hawaii. Satisfied that he had gotten rid of his fellow actor, Mr. Clementine, Terrance was looking to spend a few days in the tropical paradise before heading back to America and becoming a big time actor with his own children's show! Terrance was in fact no pirate. His "yarrs" were as fake as the "missing eye" that his eye patch was supposed to cover. His pirate ship was actually an old yacht with a few modifications, like the addition of the wooden plank he made Clementine walk. None of these realities fazed him though. Terrance had played a pirate for so long on Clementine's Children that he was always somewhat in character. He was so immersed in the whole thing that just about everyone he'd come in contact with, from the Rebellion to the Shitlings, actually thought that Terrance was somehow a pirate! However, Mr. Clementine knew the truth, and Terrance had been jealous of his small-time success as the leading man of Clementine's Children. It appeared that his whole reason for siding with the Rebellion against Shithead was to capture and get rid of Clementine. His plan had worked perfectly, or so he thought, and he sailed on to his celebration where he hoped to find "wenches and rum!" Terrance stood at the helm of his pirate yacht and steered with an old fashioned ship's wheel as he stared out across the ocean.
The sound of a motor was suddenly heard from behind, causing Terrance to wheel around and grit his teeth angrily.
"Yarr what be this awful sound?!? There be no motorized mechanisms on Terrance the Terrible's vessel!"
He saw a small motorboat in the distance moving quickly towards him. There was really no time to react as the boat was upon him in the next few moments. Terrance saw a hooded person on the boat, who threw something up in the air as they passed Terrance's pirate yacht. The object hit the floor of the yacht, and smoke began to rise from it. Terrance realized too late that it was some type of knockout gas as the "pirate" fell to the deck of his ship into unconsciousness.
NEXT: MECHANICAL MAYHEM
WEDNESDAY MAY 4, 2016
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