Peepers' Pitt--End of the Maze

Peepers' Pitt--A MAZE ing Adventure pt. 5 of 6:  End of the Maze

Mr. Peepers clenched his teeth as he held his fingers in his ears.  The robots' sirens grew louder as they rolled down the mechanical maze after him.  Peepers was at a loss of what to do at this point, and the noise was making it impossible to come up with any profound strategy to stop them.  He finally acted on instinct, grabbing a metal pipe on the wall of the mechanical maze!

"Peepers stop stupid noisy robots," he thought. "even if he have to whack them!"

Unfortunately, the pipe was attached to the wall, and Peepers had no way of cutting it off.  He began kicking it but still couldn't get it to budge.

"Stupid pipe!  Peepers not like!  Why you welded to wall?!?"

Suddenly, a much louder sound, like that of a horn, filled the mechanical maze.  Smoke then filled the passageway, which Peepers used to make his escape further down the maze away from the robots.  As he pressed closely against the wall, he saw Choo Choo Andrews, speeding through the air, releasing the smoke from his mouth and making the horn sounds between puffs!

"Railroad man look crazy!"  Peepers giggled to himself.  "Glademus play really big joke on him by give him power to become living train!  It only good to make lot of noise and big mess!"
Choo Choo was moving so fast that he did not have time to stop himself, and with the smoke filling up the maze, it was really hard to see what was in front of him.  Peepers heard one last blare of the horn, followed by a loud crash!  After that there was silence.  Peepers walked through the smoke to find Choo Choo laid out on the floor, and in front of him, the two robots overturned and out of commission!  Peepers quickly made his way past them and further down the maze, where he found...the end of the maze!  He left the mechanical confines of the maze and entered a large room that he knew was the Tinker's Lab!

NEXT:  FASHION FLING

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Shit Pitt--Incident of Intimate Items

Shit Pitt--The Sweater Story pt. 4 of 6:  Incident of Intimate Items

Mr. Clementine's sweater burrowed around underneath the covers of Monica's bed.  It thrust back and forth like some sort of animal!  After inspecting the sleeping space thoroughly, it then slipped back out from under the covers.  It "stood" on top of the bed, starched and straight for a few moments.  Starch was definitely not responsible for what happened next!  The sweater moved its sleeves around again, this time in a waving action.  As the sleeves waved faster, the entire sweater began to glow red with energy again!  Another burst of bright red light released that energy into the entire room, causing Monica's cabinets to fly open!  Underwear, socks, panty hose, and any other unmentionables Monica had stored there were forced out of their places into the air!  Clementine's sweater still stood erect as the items floated into the air above it.  For a few moments there was no other activity.  Monica's unmentionables remained in the air.  It was as if the sweater was thinking about what each item was and where it should be placed in this setup to do the most good.  Whether or not the sweater in its sentience was somehow aware of the uses of its fellow clothing was not yet certain.  Another burst of energy caused all the clothing to drop to the bed in what appeared to be random positions.  Yet the drop had left the more erotic clothing on the bed, while others fell to the floor.  One of Monica's fancy bras was positioned nearly in the center of the bed.  A pair of her panties lay nearby.  Various stockings lay sprawled across the bed in a fashion that led the eye up to the bra and panties.  The sweater then fell over, with one sleeve landing on Monica's bra, creating quite an incident of intimate items!


Terrance “the Pirate” groaned.  He was started to awaken from the knockout gas that had been used on him.  He tried to move his arms, but realized they were tied behind his back.  He lay on the deck of his pirate yacht on his side.  As he slowly rose to a sitting position, he saw the hooded figure from the motorboat, standing near the ship’s wheel.  The figure’s back was turned to him, and Terrance felt that he could easily catch the person by surprise, if only he could get his hands untied.  He began to slide around the deck, in search of something sharp to cut the rope of his tied hands.  It was all in vain though, because the hooded figure suddenly spoke.

“Terrrance...you can not eeescape...”

The voice was raspy, and very familiar.  Terrance’s clouded mind struggled to match the voice with a face.  His heart sank suddenly as he realized who it was!  The hooded figure whirled around, a face full of feces that could only belong to one entity!

“Come now, Terrrance!  Surely you have not forgotten SHITHEAD!”

The Demon of Defecation then laughed as Terrance screamed!

NEXT:  END OF THE MAZE

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Peepers Pitt--Mechanical Mayhem

Peepers' Pitt--A MAZE ing Adventure 4 of 6:  Mechanical Mayhem

Mr. Peepers continued down the maze.  He had already disabled several new electrical encirclements that popped up in front of him along the way.  The humming sound he'd been hearing had evidently come from the energy buildup that created them.  The humming had faded now, insuring Peepers that perhaps that was the last of them.  The mechanical maze had grown eerily quiet.  Peepers felt that he must be getting closer to the charger that he was so desperately searching for.  A realization came over him.  In all the rush to find the charger and power his new costume and glasses, it hadn't occurred to Peepers before that he didn't know what the charger looked like or how to plug his costume into it!

"Problem Peepers deal with later." he thought.

A whirring sound broke the silence and caused Peepers to look up quickly!  He looked down the maze to see two small robots rolling towards him on tank treads!  They were similar in appearance to the Mad Tinkerer's larger robot he'd faced back in the town.

"BZZT...INTRUDER...HALT"  the first robot demanded.  Peepers smirked and didn't see the danger of these robots, which were about as tall as his knee.

"HALT...NOW...OR PREPARE...TO BE ENGAGED" the second robot stated.

Peepers gasped.

"Robots confuse Peepers!  Tell Peepers to halt and then propose to him?  Peepers not ready to get married!  Even if he was, he not want a metal mate!"

Peepers then attempted to walk past the robots, but his first step was met by a siren  emitted from the robots that caused him to cringe.  The sound bounced off the circular metal maze and was quickly becoming unbearable.  One robot lifted a metal claw and shot out a net.  Peepers barely avoided it, rolling out of the way just in time.  He tried to get up and run past the robots but was stopped by blinding red strobe lights that reminded Peepers of his own strobe.  With the noise level continuing to rise and the strobe lights disorienting him, Peepers had to turn and retreat back down the maze, away from his destination!

NEXT:  SWEATER SET-UP

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Shit Pitt--Sentient Sweater

Shit Pitt--The Sweater Story pt. 3 of 6:  Sentient Sweater

Mr. Clementine's sweater lay on the floor, motionless after its fall from the hanger in Moncia's closet.  Then one sleeve appeared to shake a couple of times before it lifted itself up in the air!  The sleeve then lunged and seemed to grip the floor as it pulled itself forward.  The other sleeve then lifted and pulled the sweater further.  This continued until the sweater had reached the center of the room where Monica's bed was.  Now at the side of the bed, the sweater paused for a few moments.  Suddenly, both sleeves lifted simultaneously and the sweater glowed red with energy.  There was a bright burst of red light and the sweater "leapt" off the floor and onto the bed!  It then scampered towards the pillows and burrowed beneath the covers!

Meanwhile, far from Tutulia, the ship commanded by Terrance the Pirate sailed towards Hawaii.  Satisfied that he had gotten rid of his fellow actor, Mr. Clementine,  Terrance was looking to spend a few days in the tropical paradise before heading back to America and becoming a big time actor with his own children's show!  Terrance was in fact no pirate.  His "yarrs" were as fake as the "missing eye" that his eye patch was supposed to cover.  His pirate ship was actually an old yacht with a few modifications, like the addition of the wooden plank he made Clementine walk.  None of these realities fazed him though.  Terrance had played a pirate for so long on Clementine's Children that he was always somewhat in character.  He was so immersed in the whole thing that just about everyone he'd come in contact with, from the Rebellion to the Shitlings, actually thought that Terrance was somehow a pirate!  However, Mr. Clementine knew the truth, and Terrance had been jealous of his small-time success as the leading man of Clementine's Children.  It appeared that his whole reason for siding with the Rebellion against Shithead was to capture and get rid of Clementine.  His plan had worked perfectly, or so he thought, and he sailed on to his celebration where he hoped to find "wenches and rum!"  Terrance stood at the helm of his pirate yacht and steered with an old fashioned ship's wheel as he stared out across the ocean.

The sound of a motor was suddenly heard from behind, causing Terrance to wheel around and grit his teeth angrily.

"Yarr what be this awful sound?!?  There be no motorized mechanisms on Terrance the Terrible's vessel!"

He saw a small motorboat in the distance moving quickly towards him.  There was really no time to react as the boat was upon him in the next few moments.  Terrance saw a hooded person on the boat, who threw something up in the air as they passed Terrance's pirate yacht.  The object hit the floor of the yacht, and smoke began to rise from it.  Terrance realized too late that it was some type of knockout gas as the "pirate" fell to the deck of his ship into unconsciousness.

NEXT:  MECHANICAL MAYHEM
WEDNESDAY MAY 4, 2016

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Peepers' Pitt--Security Alert

Peepers' Pitt--A MAZE ing Adventure 3 of 6:  Security Alert

The Mad Tinkerer stood at a distance, with one hand on his chin as he watched the Pittians put the finishing touches on their new plane.  Charlie Decaye, Van Punker, and Boris had been the most help in the actual construction.  Humphrey did nothing to help because doing so would be actual work, which he hated!  He picked up a piece of sheet metal to use as a cover so he could lay down and rest unseen.  Boris the big Russian suddenly grabbed the other end, intent on attaching it to an open part of the plane.

"Nyet!  You will do no sleeping under there, Comrade Humphrey!"

Humphrey grasped the metal tightly.  "Un uh!  I's need dat!"  It was a useless struggle however, as Boris' superior strength allowed him to whisk it quickly out of Humphrey's hands.  Humphrey grumbled and walked off.

Further over, on the other side of the plane, the Mad Tinkerer saw Pimp Jervas Clinkscales and his #1 Ho, Lucy.  Clinkscales was using his giant ho slapping hands to flatten out some bent metal.  He soon realized how painful this was and quit.  Boris walked over and used his large muscles to finish what Clinkscales started, to the delight of Lucy.

The Tinkerer had them put the parts in place and his robot welded them with its interchangeable all purpose tool hands.  The robot hummed as it went about its work.

VREEP! VREEP! VREEP!  The robot's alarm system went off suddenly.  Clinkscales cursed.

The Mad Tinkerer left his position and rushed down to check his robot.  He then located a side panel on the it and pressed a button that stopped the alarm.

"Robot!  What has happened?"  The single glowing rectangular eye of the robot then flashed as it spoke."

"BZZT.  SUBJECT PEEPERS HAS INVADED...PING PING...MAD TINKERER'S LAB!  BZZZT.  SUBJECT PEEPERS...DIS-DIS-DIS ABLED ELECTRICAL ENCIRCLEMENTS!  PING PING...SUBJECT PEEPERS...APPROACH LOCATION OF CHARGER!"

The Mad Tinkerer whirled around and commanded the Pittians.

"Hurry my friends!  Gather the remaining parts!  We must stop Peepers from accessing any power he might use against us!"

NEXT:  SENTIENT SWEATER  
WEDNESDAY APRIL 20, 2016

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New Ink Pitt--Whiff of a Woman

New Ink Pitt--St. Patty's Day Sinner pt. 1:  Whiff of a Woman

Lenny the Leprechaun moved away from the St. Patrick’s Day revelry on the street, turning the corner and entering a dark alleyway.  His motivation was the irresistible aroma that came from within.  It was not the scent of beer, but another scent that drove him wild!  Lenny smelled the delightful smell of a woman!

Lenny marched onward, knowing that somewhere in the alley, he’d find the woman of his dreams!  His stubby legs carried his 4’ 3” frame quickly yet quietly through the darkness.  Though he desired this woman greatly, he didn’t want to risk any chance of scaring her away!  He would ease up to her, and take great caution before rushing her with his intense passion!  Lenny actually stopped for a moment to ponder this.  When did he, the lecherous leprechaun, approach any woman that desired him with caution?  He thought he must really be losing his touch, or maybe he was falling in love?  A sniff of the air again made him forget that as it revealed that this woman, whoever she was, was ready for him!  Lenny grinned with desire and licked his lips in anticipation and took off with thundering stomps towards his lustful lady!

“Don’t ye worry, Lass!  Lenny will find ye and give ye what yer needin’ hehe!”  Lenny came upon some trash cans that smelled like flowers.  It smelled similar to his woman, but it sure wasn't her!

“What the green hell?!?  Ye aren’t what me nose smelt!  And ye are certainly not the receptacle I be lookin’ fer!”  With that, Lenny proceeded to raise green hell all over the cans!

“Get out of me way ye gowl,” Lenny yelled as he punched one can.  He gritted his teeth an kicked another over!  He then attacked all the trash cans at once, punching and kicking them with his short arms until the whole alley was littered with trash!

"That'll teach ye not ta keep Lenny from his female!"  He stomped onwards at a quicker pace.  His delay made him more eager to get to his woman!

"Ta hell with caution!  I will be takin' ye by surprise now, Lass!"  Suddenly, he ran into something soft and smooth, and looked up to see the long legs of a naked woman!  Lenny sniffed and knew it was his woman!  His eyes traced her legs upwards to see her curvaceous thighs which met in the middle where he saw her female delight!  Farther up, he saw her flat stomach, and just above, the rounded mounds that were her breasts projected outwards, topped with pointy nipples!  When her red hair began flowing downwards, he knew the identity of this woman of his dreams!  It was none other than Rachel Smith herself!  No doubt the Mormon Mommy would look down a moment later, revealing her beautiful face to the love-stricken leprechaun.

"Rachel, me love!  Yer body is so beautiful!  Smile down on me with yer lovely face!"

The head then appeared, revealing RUFUS, her retarded son!"

"Ah Wenny!  You so nice!"

Lenny screamed and tried to escape the alleyway, as Rufus, with a female body, followed!
"Where you goin' Wenny?  Wenny? Wenny?"

Lenny awakened on the lap of Rachel.  They were still in her minivan after their lovemaking session.  It had all been a bad dream.  He could still hear Rufus calling his name, and looked up to see the "special son" of Rachel, with his face pressed to the passenger side window of the minivan!

"Wenny what you do in there with mah Mommy?!?

NEXT:  MECHANICAL MAYHEM  
WEDNESDAY APRIL 6, 2016

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Shit Pitt--Storage of the Sweater

Shit Pitt--The Sweater Story 2 of 6:  Storage of the Sweater

Monica opened up the door of her trailer and walked inside.  Mr. Clementine followed, still wearing his now suspect blue sweater.  On the walk back to the trailer, he'd entertained thoughts of the sweater somehow coming to life and truly causing Peyton's predicament.  He was no stranger to make-believe, having been the star of a children's
TV show on Public Access, but a living sweater seemed ridiculous!  Now, he quickly pushed the thoughts from his mind as Monica pulled off her native outfit!

"Oh--Monica!"  Clementine shielded his eyes, afraid, yet a bit excited that he might see her Tutuilan tush as she leaned forward to slide down her dress!

With her butt still facing Clementine, Monica looked back.  "What?"  She smiled.  "It's okay!  I've got something underneath!"

Clementine peeked through his fingers to see that Monica had on athletic spandex shorts with a matching top.  Though she wasn't naked, the tightness of the clothing didn't leave much to the imagination!  Monica's curves sure weren't make-believe!

"Relax Percy!  You act like you've never seen a girl in in workout clothes!  Did you think that because of my costume and heritage, that I'd be naked underneath?!?"

"Um--well--I..." Clementine stammered.

"Haha!  I might be a native, but running around without a bra or panties all the time is really not that comfortable!  Not sure how my ancestors did it!"

Clementine smiled and looked into Monica's eyes.  "Hmm.  That's not to say I don't ever take them off!  If the mood is right, I could be tempted hehe!"  The flirty fire of her smile grew and then extinguished as a new thought occurred to her.

"Oh my gosh, Percy!  You look great in that sweater, but you really ought to take it off now.  It's much too hot and I don't think we can convince Jeffrey to let you wear it for your character at this point."

"Yes, you're right, Monica."  Clementine mentally kicked himself for not embracing Monica after her latest flirtation.  She was very attractive, and he was getting along with her very well, but it was just too soon and it might jeopardize their working relationship.
"I also don't want Peyton getting his hands on it again!"  He removed it and gave it to Monica.  "Do you have a place you could hang it inside?"

"Sure do.  Will put it in my closet if that's okay."  She smiled lovingly.  "It'll be...safe there, and you can get it whenever you want."  Their eyes locked for a few moments before Monica carried the sweater into her room and hung it in her closet.  The two then left to return to the set of Child Castaways.  Moments after their departure, Mr. Clementine's sweater began swinging around like a pendulum on its hanger, and after an intense struggle, went flying off and plopped on the floor!

NEXT:  ST. PATTY'S DAY SINNER
THURSDAY MARCH 17, 2016

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