Pitt Report--Irish Dancing

Lenny wants Rachel to Dance with him!

New Ink Pitt--Lenny’s Lifestyle pt. 3 of 5: “Irish Dancing”
Lenny leapt off his stool, drunkenly dragging Rachel by the hand behind him. The leprechuan had been failing at getting his lady love to have a good time in his environment, but he hoped that some Irish dancing would change that!

“Now, Lass ye will be feelin lots better after ye’ve tried this!”

Rachel pulled her hand out of Lenny’s and looked around. Everyone was watching them as they stood there in the middle of the Irish pub. They were quite an odd pair. Rachel, with her striking red hair and perfect figure, towered above Lenny at a height of 5’3.” Lenny was more like 3’5.” Rachel stood apart from Lenny, uncertain about things. She just wanted to leave and get away from the sinfulness that surrounded her.

Lenny could not be detered from his pursuit however, as he kicked out one of his little legs and began to dance! The Lecherous Leprechaun quickly proved that he had much more than naughty behavior in his arsenal when it came to impressing the lasses! He danced up a storm, and appeared as if he was floating his feet moved so fast! Rachel actually began smiling when she saw how talented her leprechaun lover was! Lenny turned his back on Rachel for one instant, and a man walked up to proposition her! The man was obviously upset that Rachel was there with Lenny.

“Hey babe…c’mon over here and let me buy ya a drink!” The man smelt of beer and he got right up behind Rachel and put an hand on her shoulder in order to lead her away from Lenny. Lenny turned just in time to see this and quickly stopped dancing!

“What in the green hell do ye think ye’re doin’? That be ME lass ye are accosting!” Lenny began walking up the man to stop him.

“Shut up ya little turd! Babe like this deserves a REAL MAN!” The man caught Lenny off guard, and shoved him down to the floor!

“Lenny!” Rachel squirmed and struggled to get free of the man, who had now caught one of her arms in his firm grip. Lenny quickly got to his feet.

“Sir, I ask that ye please don’t do this!” The man just laughed at Lenny and began pulling Rachel away. Lenny got angrier as he spoke again. “Sir if ye don’t stop, I will be forced ta bring harm to ye!”

The man laughed again. “What can a little shrimp like you do to ME?” Lenny smiled, and without saying another word, sprang into action! Rachel was free in the next moment, as the man released his grip after Lenny took a bite right out his leg! The man crawled over to a bar stool and cursed Lenny. He then broke a bottle over the bar and pointed the sharp edges remaining at the leprechaun. “You’re gonna pay for that, shrimp!”

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