Thursday, March 22, 2012

Shit Pitt--Back at the Farm



Shit Pitt--Showdown for Snigger Aftermath: “Back at the Farm”

The Rosewood Cowboy returned to the place where Spurrier had his wedding reception party. He arrived, riding on the back of Snigger, who had now regained his senses. They had left Spurrier soaked in urine and defeated back at the hotel.

Johnny Pizzazz, Optic Ink Eye, Betram Bunny, and Vinnie Love (along with the two cheerleaders from earlier) greeted him. The group had put an end to the reception and sent all the attendees home, including Connor Squaw, Markus Laddermore, and Chris Smellypants. The Cowboy rode up to Pizzazz and looked him in the eye.

“It’s over. Spurrier won’t mess with Snigger no more. Ah made sure of it!" Snigger neighed in agreement with his master.

Pizzazz questioned him. “What did you do? You didn’t ki--”

“Naw! Didn’t do him in like he deserved, but we sure as hell stuck it to him! Snigger is getting a divorce, and gonna take that low down varmit fer all he’s worth!”

The Cowboy smiled without saying another word, as he and Snigger trotted off back towards their farm. Pizzazz and the others followed. Around thirty minutes later, they arrived at the farm. The Cowboy walked to his front porch and hitched Snigger to a rail there. He then fed him some oats and rubbed his back to let him know that all was right again. The Cowboy then went inside his house, only to find an unconscious Reverend Reynolds laid out on the living room floor!


All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 Joshua Dyson

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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