Shit Pitt--Spurrier Snagged

Shit Pitt--Showdown for Snigger pt. 5 of 5: “Spurrier Snagged”

Coach Spurrier was on the run. Snigger, his equine bride, had regained his senses and was free of whatever mind control the Coaxing Coach had held over him! Spurrier ran as hard as he could, but a quick glance behind revealed a galloping Snigger, who appeared mad as hell and nearly upon him!

A moment later and Spurrier was caught! Snigger used his teeth to latch onto Spurrier’s head of hair, which was the only thing to grab since the coach was still buck naked! Snigger pulled Spurrier back with savage force, stopping his pursuit instantly!

“YEOWWWW!!” Spurrier cried in pain at his hair being pulled, as the old coach hoped that none of it would get pulled out! He had only made it about five yards from the hotel, which was not a good sign for a football coach! Snigger stood with Spurrier’s hair in his mouth, and awaited his true master, the Rosewood Cowboy!

“Ow! Ow! Ow! Lemme go, damn it!” Spurrier squirmed, but not too much, as the pain was bringing him to tears. The Rosewood Cowboy then walked up, carrying his boot full of urine.

“It’sall over, Spurrier! Yew done lost! Smellin’ mah piss will make anybody, ‘specially mah horse, get their senses back! Yew is gonna pay for stealin’ Snigger from me, yew dirty varmit, yew!” The Cowboy pulled his pistol from its holster and pointed it at Spurrier. “Now, yew got any last words?”

Spurrier was now crying in fear. “Don’t shoot me, Cowboy! Ah’m sorry! I ain’t never gonna mess with Snigger again! He’s just such a fine horse that ah got jealous! Ah had ta have him!”

The Cowboy cocked his gun. “No more talk about Snigger! Make peace with yer maker!” Spurrier went on about how he was sorry and cried and pleaded with the Cowboy to spare him.

“Relax. Ah ain’t gonna kill yew! Got a better idea--yew know what it is, Snigger?” Snigger neighed in agreement. “Spurrier, yew done married mah horse, but yew ain’t gonna have him! Yew is married though, and that means Snigger is gon take yew fer all yer worth in the DIVORCE!! Still, that don’t mean ah ain’t gonna get me some early payback!” The Cowboy then tipped the boot in Spurrier’s direction, tossing his urine all over the coach!

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