New Ink Pitt- Assassination Attempt pt. 1 of 12: Who Shot Gaymerica?*
The Presidential Princess, Manly Man Gaymerica, lay sleeping in a hospital bed. After the attempt on his life by an unknown gunman, Gaymerica had been rushed to an ambulance and driven to the emergency room. Gaymerica woke to find his First Man, Billy “Gay” Hydrick at his side. Behind Billy "Gay" stood Gaymerica’s Gaymen, consisting of his AmbASSadors (the other four versions of himself), and his Presidential closet (Just A Solider, Cracky, and the French Phallus). The Presidential Princess smiled, realizing his friends were all here to support him. He tried to lift himself up in the bed, but felt a sharp pain in his left arm. Gaymerica groaned. Billy “Gay” told him to lie back down and rest. The bad news was that, yes, he had been shot, but the good news was that it was in the arm, and he would live. Billy “Gay” told Gaymerica that he had been unsure of his condition at first, and accompanied the Presidential Princess in the ambulance. Gaymerica smiled, thinking that now, in this time of crisis, perhaps Billy “Gay” would come out of the closet and finally become the Presidential Princess’ lover! Billy “Gay” said that the important thing now was to find out who tried to kill Presidential Princess Gaymerica! Billy “Gay” said he had found just the person for the job! This person would be relentless in his pursuit of the assassin, and would not rest until he or she was brought to justice! Suddenly, in walked Officer Rick Bates! He said that they could rest assured that he would capture the perpetrator and make him or her pay!
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com
NEXT: INTERROGATIONS BEGIN
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 18, 2015
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| Manly Man Gaymerica wounded! |
The Presidential Princess, Manly Man Gaymerica, lay sleeping in a hospital bed. After the attempt on his life by an unknown gunman, Gaymerica had been rushed to an ambulance and driven to the emergency room. Gaymerica woke to find his First Man, Billy “Gay” Hydrick at his side. Behind Billy "Gay" stood Gaymerica’s Gaymen, consisting of his AmbASSadors (the other four versions of himself), and his Presidential closet (Just A Solider, Cracky, and the French Phallus). The Presidential Princess smiled, realizing his friends were all here to support him. He tried to lift himself up in the bed, but felt a sharp pain in his left arm. Gaymerica groaned. Billy “Gay” told him to lie back down and rest. The bad news was that, yes, he had been shot, but the good news was that it was in the arm, and he would live. Billy “Gay” told Gaymerica that he had been unsure of his condition at first, and accompanied the Presidential Princess in the ambulance. Gaymerica smiled, thinking that now, in this time of crisis, perhaps Billy “Gay” would come out of the closet and finally become the Presidential Princess’ lover! Billy “Gay” said that the important thing now was to find out who tried to kill Presidential Princess Gaymerica! Billy “Gay” said he had found just the person for the job! This person would be relentless in his pursuit of the assassin, and would not rest until he or she was brought to justice! Suddenly, in walked Officer Rick Bates! He said that they could rest assured that he would capture the perpetrator and make him or her pay!
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com
NEXT: INTERROGATIONS BEGIN
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 18, 2015
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